The funniest ricer vid EVER

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"See those? Those are straight from TRD. And that's my VTEC head, and there's my turbo and that's the spooler...it goes there." LMAO vtec head on a corolla...

It didn't look fake to me it looked like another idiot ricer who thinks he can beat anybody because of that spoiler and that there's ALWAYS an excuse for losing.. instead of just manning up and admitting that either the guy's got a faster car, is a better driver, etc but he took it like a bitch.
 
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When they were talking about the turbo and the guys were like "you sure that's not the alternator?" and he says "well, uh, yeah it's below the alternator."

Dumbass.
 
you can clearly tell this shit is fake...

He said 'Yeah it's an Australian version. I saw it on EBay so I drove from California to Australia and picked it up'

C'mon, even the dumbest ricer in the world wouldn't purposely say some stupid shit like that...
 
you can clearly tell this shit is fake...

He said 'Yeah it's an Australian version. I saw it on EBay so I drove from California to Australia and picked it up'

C'mon, even the dumbest ricer in the world wouldn't purposely say some stupid shit like that...

although i agree that it sounds like hes just messin with them for a laugh, he says that he drove to California not Australia
 
Its a fake. For the stuff he was saying some ricer wouldn't be able to say that. He is just fucking around.
 
Believe it or not you can get from Iceland to Sardinia without every getting out of your car... Well as long as you bought the ferry tickets in advance. I just wish i had known that before i transfered. Coulda done a DiY move and made mad bank.

Still, the average car ferrry only does a few knots; I wouldn't wanna think of a ride all the way from Cali To Australia...
 
although i agree that it sounds like hes just messin with them for a laugh, he says that he drove to California not Australia
IDK, around 3:15 or 3:16 it sounds like 'I drove from' listen to it again... :shrug2: either way, it's fake... 'This is my VTEC head, I just got the spelling wrong' C'mon, most ricers, at least, 'know' how to really lie.
 
Dude... Its fake... I mean come on... Look in the background... Where the hell can you get gas for $1.95/gal!!!

And btw... That video shows that the gti is FTL if a fucking corolla was hanging with him.
 
for the love of all things.... what a fuck-stick,.... thats my turbo/alternator/ also got a ex/si type r conversion?????? in a corolla.. dipshit
 
Thats great, I dont think that was Mountain Dew in the bottle to be saying some sh*t like that.

Most likely fake!
 
"My spooler wasn't spooling.. and the vtec from my ex/si/type r swap wasn't workin"

"I wasn't double clutchin"
 
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Ok my day to day car is an '05 Scion xB so i apologize for this post but it goes with the theme...

I drove back down to Boston today to do the New Years thing. This dude, sorry, kid pulled up to me in this Mazda; i have no idea what. He had four of his teenager friends in the car. I've got my wife, baby and dog in mine.

I bought this car in Italy off another guy on my ship. It has 17" inch rims with Yoko tires, aftermarket front and rear lights, and this annoying bomber sounding axelback exhaust. I put a Fujita short ram on it for kicks, not that i advertise it. Rice? Maybe. Goes vroom vroom and makes me happy, damn skippy... Also paid 14k for the thing with 14k miles so its all good.

He has an AEM bumper frame on his rear license plate and some strange looking race pins on his hood. Some sort of fuck honda grafiti on the side window. The whole thing is factory silver. Oh ya, and annoying bomber sounding dual exhaust of what sort i don't know.

So this punk pulls up to me and slows down. His friends point at me and start laughing at me and he speeds off. This is fine i can accept that given the appearance of my car. Then he slows down and comes back. Again, wife, dog, baby in car. Then he speeds off again.

One part of me wishes i was in my GS-R.

One part of me makes me want to go hell bent and beat him with my Scion just to see him cry. Again see the wife, baby, dog comment.

The other part of me wanted to run him off the road and slap the shit out of him for being stupid. As before, wife, baby, dog...

All in all it was as irritating as it was amusing and was my first real experiance with the ricer phenomenon...
 
But up in Bath Maine you don't have that much rice. I haven't seen that much rice in Maine but when there is rice, its done to the extreme.
 
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