funny convo i had tonight.

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so i went and hung out with an old friend tonight while they were at work.
around 11:30 a guy walks in. hes dating another chick that works there.
before they locked the doors they asked me if i was driving the honda, to make sure no customers were in there.
i said yeah, its my pos.
then they asked the guy if it was his lesabre(sp?) and he said yeah.
i said but mine not that big of a piece of shit.
so then the conversation went like this:
h- stands for him, the other guy
m- stands for me.

h- mines not a pos

m- its a buick, kinda is. mines an 88, so its pretty old therefore a pos. but nothing on the car is original, everythings swapped so it runs like a champ.

h- yeah, i used to have one. mine had all the jdm stuff done to it.

m- cool, mines got the jdm front, seats, and swapped motor. etc.

h- yeah i had an eg. with a jdm motor out of a 2001 crx. race edition.

m- ok? what motor was it?

h- i dont know, i didnt put it in. i didnt do the motor work.

m- and? how do you drive a swapped car and have it worked on, yet not know?

h- i had a mechanic frend do it all for me. the motor was a z something.

m- a zc?

h- no, it was like a ze or something. it was rare. like i said it was the race edition, they only made 1000 of them ever. i dont know what it was but it dynoed at 195 to the wheels.

m- out of a 2001 crx?

h- yeah, it was quick. but hard to find parts for.

m- so what parts did you have to replace?

h- i had to replace the clutch. wouldnt go into third gear.

m- replaced the clutch? what kinda clutch was it?

h- i dunno, i told my mechanic friend i needed one, he asked me if i wanted a stage two. i said sure, i didnt really care.

m- so what car was the cluch for? was it an integra or civic clutch?

h- i dunno, i just had the mech find it. i also had to replace the radiator, which was a bitch bc the stock civic radiator wouldnt fit into place, so we had to find one to fit.





thats all i care to post. wtf? a 2001 crx limited race edition ZE motor?
 
dude^ only a few???ive seen like 2000 of em..but dont forget they only made like 1000???ze owns homie
 
2001? What a scrub, we all know they disbanded the crxorz(as us JDMers call the beast you speak of) in 2000...
 
I've talked to ricers like that. Before I bought my '93 fodo I nearly bought a '91 hatch and then the guy opens the hood for me and starts pointing shit out he's like "See that's the b18 Type R engine with the racing headers right there it makes about 220 hp". I laughed and said "Thanks" and walked away. It was a completely stock old beat up d15b7 and needed a lot more work to get it to run.
 
I've talked to ricers like that. Before I bought my '93 fodo I nearly bought a '91 hatch and then the guy opens the hood for me and starts pointing shit out he's like "See that's the b18 Type R engine with the racing headers right there it makes about 220 hp". I laughed and said "Thanks" and walked away. It was a completely stock old beat up d15b7 and needed a lot more work to get it to run.

That sounds more like a case of scamming then ricing.
 
I've talked to ricers like that. Before I bought my '93 fodo I nearly bought a '91 hatch and then the guy opens the hood for me and starts pointing shit out he's like "See that's the b18 Type R engine with the racing headers right there it makes about 220 hp". I laughed and said "Thanks" and walked away. It was a completely stock old beat up d15b7 and needed a lot more work to get it to run.
I've had that happen to me before. Not on a car I was buying but guys showing off their cars. I remember one kid had a boosted eclipse, pops the hood and starts pointing and running down numbers. The part that caught my attention was, "Stage 4 Turbo- $13k"
Me-"$13k for a turbo kit"
Him-"No, just the turbo"
Me-"What do you run?"
Him-"high 12s"
Me-"Why is the exhaust housing red?"
Him-"How many stupid questions are you going to ask?"
Me-"Enough that you'll admit that that MIGHT be a T3(about that size but I didn't look to close) that you personally sprayed red because there is overspray on the compressor. And you have never seen high 12s, at least not in this car."
 
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