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lol i havent see much good from online datein but hell i met my girl on a myspace type site 6 years ago and it seems to still be working. i think it was call face the jury.com
 
I didnt want to spoil the surprise this early, but this article is a parody.




















mmmm. 666 post count. I think i will cease posting for another couple of years. But then again, i could have my post count reduced like B had with his old nick.
 
Sabz5150 said:
Tip for online dating:

Don't
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:concur:

besides it's much easier to do via phone. just get out the yellowpages and turn to the "E" section for escort, make a phone call and you've got a date.
 
Another good way to show her you care is to use Google to look up as much real-life information about her as you can, then drop it casually into conversation. A comment like, "I see you take the number 24 bus home from work. How late does that run?" can mean the difference between a lasting relationship and having her block all communications from you.
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ive done that one :(

cept i got her height, weight, address, phone number, mother's name, father's name, sister's name, car license plate number, library habbits and movie watching habbits......pretty similar though......and she still "let me put it in her".
 
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reikoshea said:
ive done that one :(

cept i got her height, weight, address, phone number, mother's name, father's name, sister's name, car license plate number, library habbits and movie watching habbits......pretty similar though......and she still "let me put it in her".
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I am glad that somebody actually read the article. I mean, there were just so many paralells to the hondaswap new girl threads that i thought people would get a laugh from it all.
 
it was amusing...i mean not pulitzer worthy, but amusing none the less.
 
" A long time ago a bunch of guys with horses and swords made up a bunch of rules about how to treat women. If you follow these rules with a woman you like, then she's obligated to like you back. It's the rules!"




lol lol lol ....
 
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