The best laid plans (Subject matter NSFW...no pics tho)

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Sooo...Me and my roommate (the girl one) have been sackin up for the last couple months. She doesn't give head (sad times i know, but its convenient tail). We were watching TV and I came up with the idea of "ya know what, i bet if i let her wax my chest she'd go down on me".

Well my thinking was right. And....last night was when the debt was settled. I have to say...DONT EVER MAKE THIS MISTAKE...If you do make it...then at least have it professionally done. That shit hurt like FUCK. And I still had to shave afterwards. Now im sitting at work, my shirt is chaffing, and im still kinda pissed off.

Just thought id share the message. If you arent into pain, never have your chest waxed by a newb. Hopefully...the second time around wont be so bad...cause i do kinda like the look (after the redness and bruising went away).
 
TTIWWOP (of the chick)

now let me ask you this

how the fuck did you equate a chest wax to getting head, i gotta hear this logic
 
HAHAHAHAHA..........

everybody knows you should pay to have that done by a professional. The chest waxing should be done by a pro also.

anways, if you want a girl to give you head, tell her that you love her and promise you wont cum in her mouth.

repeat until you reach the desired results.
 
TTIWWOP (of the chick)

now let me ask you this

how the fuck did you equate a chest wax to getting head, i gotta hear this logic

w3rd.

I equate that I always shave downtown so there with be no question she'll be heading down there, but never would rationalize getting my chest waxed leading to dome.
 
waxing - assuming she applied the right stuff (gigi products ftw) in the right direction (with hair growth direction): it's all in how you rip the paper/cloth. gotta be fast as hell, and kept in a parallel line in close proximity w/the skin, against the direction of hair growth. let me say fast as hell one more time. oh yeah, and nevar evar pull up and out. fast and as close to the skin as you can keep the paper/cloth. think of it like superspeed peeling.

she needs her cooter waxed by you in retaliation :D
 
cause i really do like BJs...dont know why, and it kinda hurts not to get em. I also got another last night...so it seems that i broke the sheild. WOOHOO.

i didnt think the chest wax would be that bad...i thought the dude from 40 year old virgin was over playing it. apparently i was wrong.
 
she needs her cooter waxed by you in retaliation :D

Thats no joke.

A girl I was with would get the waxing done and it literally tore her skin off. It would look like someone lit her cooter on fire after she was done being waxed and then she would be sensitive as hell to the touch.
 
waxing - assuming she applied the right stuff (gigi products ftw) in the right direction (with hair growth direction): it's all in how you rip the paper/cloth. gotta be fast as hell, and kept in a parallel line in close proximity w/the skin, against the direction of hair growth. let me say fast as hell one more time. oh yeah, and nevar evar pull up and out. fast and as close to the skin as you can keep the paper/cloth. think of it like superspeed peeling.

she needs her cooter waxed by you in retaliation :D

Believe me...im way ahead of you on this one.
 
i didnt think the chest wax would be that bad...i thought the dude from 40 year old virgin was over playing it. apparently i was wrong.
the hair should be about 3/4" long. any long it will hurt and they will break. if it is shorter, then it wont get a clean wax.
 
Thats no joke.

A girl I was with would get the waxing done and it literally tore her skin off. It would look like someone lit her cooter on fire after she was done being waxed and then she would be sensitive as hell to the touch.
dude, that's bad wax, at the wrong temp, and poor technique. i could get paid to do this shit. i has expuriens.
 
Thats no joke.

A girl I was with would get the waxing done and it literally tore her skin off. It would look like someone lit her cooter on fire after she was done being waxed and then she would be sensitive as hell to the touch.

dude...i couldnt feel my chest this morning let alone last night...the feeling just started coming back...hence the reason for the post.
 
you're still not explaining the logic relating chest wax to head
i just don't get it
 
This is epic.

Almost as bad as this other kid on IRC that thought it would be fun to let his girlfriend shave his dick... and she sliced it bad.
 
i have a feeling this is going to end up on other forums
 
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