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how long you been together? ain't nothing wrong with some bath & bodyworks or victoria secret. i still think the overnight or weekend getaway to a swank hotel room is tits too. rent the room and get there earlier in the day to prep it. roses, chocolate, sex toys, portable stereo/cd, you name it .
that was perty good.dick in a box
kick her in the cooter and tell her what's up.Because my wife hates me.
Because my wife hates me.
1) card=cheap, easy, sentimental just a card? wtf?
2) flowers= cheap, easy, sentimental AGAIN?
3) massage= free, easy, sentimental, leads to sex WTF, you have no idea what you're doing... give me a gift pass to the spa next time
4) jewelry= depends on price, somewhat easy, leads to sex AGAIN?
5) Dinner= could be cheap, easy, together time He's trying to fatten me up
6) electronics= mid range, kinda easy, something they might like Homer got marge a bowling ball with 'Homer' on it...
7) movie night= cheap, easy, sentimental He's gonna wanna watch some chuck norris movie, not titanic
8) lingerie= could be cheap, not very easy, leads to sex. He thinks i'm a slut
9) candy= cheap, easy, not sentimental he's trying to make me fat
10) clothes=could be cheap, very hard, not sentimental if he got me the wrong size, he's gonna think i'm fat
well, i guess there is only one choice left. get some dominos and porn and make a night of it. if she isn't going to like any of the other choices, might as well make yourself happy.girls perspective:
1) card=cheap, easy, sentimental - a nice thought, low pressure.
2) flowers= cheap, easy, sentimental - a nice thought, brings a smile.
3) massage= free, easy, sentimental, leads to sex - :squint: this shouldn't be a vday gift, it should be pretty much available at all times
4) jewelry= depends on price, somewhat easy, leads to sex - should definitely get some for giving the shiny stuff
5) Dinner= could be cheap, easy, together time - a winner!
6) electronics= mid range, kinda easy, something they might like -not really romantic unless it is a digital cam filled with nude pix of you, or an audio device loaded with luv songs. so this shouldn't stand as a vday gift on its own
7) movie night= cheap, easy, sentimental - :squint: this shouldn't be a vday gift, it should be pretty much available at all times
8) lingerie= could be cheap, not very easy, leads to sex. - this is dangerous ground unless you know her size, but hell it ain't rocket science, and it tells her you find her really attractive and would like to find her in wtfe you bought her, tonight .
9) candy= cheap, easy, not sentimental - candy sucks as a vday gift unless you get a shit ton of it and lay around in your underwear eating it with her while you watch tv/a movie. if you do that, otherwise .
10) clothes=could be cheap, very hard, not sentimental - it ain't rocket science, and it tells her you find her really attractive and would like to find her in wtfe you bought her. but if you get her LL Bean turtlenecks, (true story).
fixed. ^_^a real woman's POV: