Top Gear : Escalade review

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At least they called it the way it is. An Ig'nit piece of shit. "It's no good unless you're driving your bank account"
 
.. with pit bulls and a love affair of Hayabusas.


In my area, for the bikers, we call these people "Zombies" because they crip-walk up to your bike, arms outreached, muttering "boooosa.... boooooosaaa" and then walk their kids out in the middle of the street during traffic and give everyone stink eye.

And they LOVE their Escalades.
 
Yeah, those fuckers like that piece of shit that wanted to buy my bike... owned TWO of these things, a black Escalade that he drove, and a tahoe for his wife. He was "big dog" and a complete retard.

Everytime he didn't have money for me he would point out how good he was for it, because "I got dat Esca LADE ovah dey"

He was a retard. I've decided these are the most hated people in my reality.

Them and Albanians - Which is remarkable, because Albanians LOVE Lincoln Navigators.
 
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its the same here. Unfortunaltey we also have the cars sitting on 24's nd up. Thats right. Not only do they gangsta lean to where they can barely see over the vehicle, No they jack it up with a lift kit and make the front end higher. CAr has to make a 10220304050404 point turn because the tires only turn a 1/4 inch at a time.

There shuold be a law against shit like that.
 
I have seen a couple in the Stamford area on I95 South. I saw a Lexus don't know the model but it looked like a higherend Camry lifted with I would guess 22"s. I saw quiet a few in the Maryland area also.
 
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