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Capt. Orygun

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wow, you know whats dumber than him doing that?

that stupid little bitch believing it.

how fucking dumb do you have to be?
 
Probably some fantasy the girl had LOL. But I think the guy's just trying to get pronounced mentally ill so he doesn't get locked up cause he'll probably be the one getting raped in the slammer.
 
i once had a gf that had a thing for vampires, but she never wanted me to dress up like one.
although, she was all into biting.
she was very fun.
lol.

in all actuality, she was crazy too. medically crazy, like CARAZY.
still fun. except when she didnt take her meds.
 
FOXNews.com - Report: Man Charged With Sex Assault After Convincing Victim He Was Werewolf/Vampire - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

unfortunately the man escaped during transport when he rolled a 20 during his escape attempt

Police are advising local resident's to stay in their home as everyone he comes in contact with must make a saving throw against breath as nerd's have poor dental hygiene

Nat 20 > all :)

Honestly, who believes that crap? I mean... it's a game! Yeah, I like D&D and all that stuff, but those kinda people... they're like that one cousin nobody in the family likes talking about.
 
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