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i loved jager intil i got sick for 4 days straight. Now i cant stand the smell of that or cuervo.

I remember it was my party and i downed half abottle of Jager ( i was already intoxicated). I had at least 5 jager bombs,3 shot of cuarvo and 2 shots of Jack all within 2 hours. I puked my ass off that night. :drinks_drunk:

I was slapping random girls asses and i even tried to get my girl in a threesome with one of her friend. She said no yet she still showed her the Hoddie piercing.......not fair :(
 
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i loved jager intil i got sick for 4 days straight. Now i cant stand the smell of that or cuervo.

I remember it was my party and i downed half abottle of Jager ( i was already intoxicated). I had at least 5 jager bombs,3 shot of cuarvo and 2 shots of Jack all within 2 hours. I puked my ass off that night. :drinks_drunk:

I was slapping random girls asses and i even tried to get my girl in a threesome with one of her friend. She said no yet she still showed her the Hoddie piercing.......not fair :(
Jager makes a normal night of drinking amazing, haha. I've polished a bottle in a night and, not that I remember, the stories I was told were hilarious.
 
word...the best stories always start "Dude, we were doin jager bombs one night and..."
 
drink the blood of the deer and you will live forever!!!! me and my buddy are getting the jagermeister tattoos.. instead of the cross above the dears head, we will have iron crosses. and instead of the branches, itll have laurel wreaths!!:thumbsup:
 
When I worked retail, one night after closing me and a buddy polished off a 1L bottle of jägermeister.

I think that was probably the most fun I've had at work.
 
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