Do You Dress Like a Douchebag?

[E_SolSi]

This definitive flow chart will let you know for sure.

 

[Taco15]

looks like i'm clean

 

[invisibledemon]

lmao, im good.

 

[goldgreen90ef]

i think im cool..

 

[AHHVTEC]

im good,,but there are some members that are on there

 

[DarkHand]

Oh wtf... Vertical stripes when not fat makes me a douchebag?

 

[reckedracing]

there's no section for men wearing womens pants

 

[Briansol]

eva since i can remamba....

 

[TurboMirage]

mamba?

im not a douchebag

 

[Celerity]

You are SO a douchebag !

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

Looks like i'm a douchebag

 

[tunercrazed]

I'm good
good thing theirs no mention of thongs....

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Oh wtf... Vertical stripes when not fat makes me a douchebag?

Yea apparently they got me on that. Plus apparently since I'm Scottish and wearing underwear I'm also a douche bag. But my collar is not popped so I think I'm OK>

 

[E_SolSi]

the Scottish thing only applies if you are wearing a skirt

 

[Celerity]

a frat boy in New Jersey ? We don't need a flowchart to know that Slush is a douchebag.

 

[nootrac22]

<--- douchebag, busines casual at work.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

a frat boy in New Jersey ? We don't need a flowchart to know that Slush is a douchebag.

I'm an asshole, not a douche bag. Douche bags think they are god's gift to women, the world, etc. Don't get me wrong, I act the way I act and couldn't care less what other people think, but I'm fully aware of this and don't think I'm anyone's gift. I believe that's what separates the two. My favorite song lyric- Bloodhound Gang- "I don't give a damn if you don't like me, cuz I don't like you, cuz your not like me..."

As far as the Scottish "skirt", it's actually called a kilt. And when wearing my Stewart-Black kilt, there is nothing but a breeze.

 

[reckedracing]

no shit its called a kilt, did you even read the flowchart
lol

wait... you do know how to use a flowchart right?

 

[E_SolSi]

a skirt by any other name is STILL a skirt

 

[INJEN78]

<---not a douche bag..lol cant believe i made it through that one,without any mention of oversized cloths