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Celerity

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So I have some things going on this week in my life ! YAY

There is this woman that I met at work, she's a customer. She's new in the area, and her and I hit it off pretty well. She's Italian (Bummer) is a little older than me, but she's got a brain and a past. She drives a purple Dodge muscle truck something or other, and has a pitbull. She's into bikes, but she had to sell her GSXR and Harley when her husband split a year ago. (I have the pics on her computer). She's pretty cute, has her hair in pigtails and is coming to meet me at work today with a coffee (Supposedly, I hooked her up with a NIC)

But Monday I have a girl coming to the house specifically to fuck on the bike. Yeah. funny story, but basically the bike is an aphrodisiac. She's 20, hot little body, EMPTY LITTLE MIND. But she's been digging me for a week or so, and we've hung out a few times.

And I have this goth chick that I've been trying to get together with, but we work opposite hours for the most part. She's across country this week, so that's on hold.

It's a shame that the woman I would SERIOUSLY spend time with has to come around before the chew-toy girls that I've been sealing the deal on. I'll let you know how it works out, if it does.
 
This girl is obviously loose and open minded to anything. I will attempt photos for the picture thread.
 
haha good job pimpin!!!!def. get some pix,,and as far as the triple up thing,,def, dont even use 2,the latex rubbing together put holes in themselves,just use a really good brand...:D
 
I haven't SEEN a condom in about 10 years. Thanks for the advice.


Ugh.. taking advice from a 19 year old.
 
an example of how dumb this girl is : She emptied out the ashtray, but before doing so asked me if "you have any burning embryos in it"
 
:lmao: and we need a :speechless: face. maybe :huh: - yeah that's the one.

i'm trying to figure out what i'd be synopsized as, if someone were filling in a forum on their potential hookup with me. that's pretty much why i'm speechless and laughing. these girls just kinda come across as 2D vs 3D. so 'goth and fuckable' is outta town. 'tomboy and fuckable' is toying with you, and 'crotchrocket bimbo' is definitely happening.

oy.

this is pirate geek, signing out. ^_^






(i have a parrot and a tech job)
 
Double or triple bagging isn't good, it does cause them to break. I know the feeling about condoms, when my gf was on antibiotics (antibiotics and birthcontrol don't mix for those who don't know) we had to use them. It's not as good but overall a little less feeling is worth not having a kid or an std.
 
:lmao: and we need a :speechless: face. maybe :huh: - yeah that's the one.

i'm trying to figure out what i'd be synopsized as, if someone were filling in a forum on their potential hookup with me. that's pretty much why i'm speechless and laughing. these girls just kinda come across as 2D vs 3D. so 'goth and fuckable' is outta town. 'tomboy and fuckable' is toying with you, and 'crotchrocket bimbo' is definitely happening.

oy.

this is pirate geek, signing out. ^_^





(i have a parrot and a tech job)


If you were closer to me, I would tell them all to screw. You're my damned dream woman.
 
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I haven't had a floozy since high school. I bet I should triple condom.
be adventurous and raw dog it. :ph34r:
an example of how dumb this girl is : She emptied out the ashtray, but before doing so asked me if "you have any burning embryos in it"
perfect for a rebound fuck.
 
Celerity will not appreciate feeling like he's pissing hornets. Wrap yer shit.
girls like kayaks....

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What if she's a Raelian spy, looking for my DNA to make a super-army of Celerity Clones ?!


Oh shit, what have I done ?!
 
What if she's a Raelian spy, looking for my DNA to make a super-army of Celerity Clones ?!


Oh shit, what have I done ?!
well, then i guess you hit the jackpot and should donate as many swimmers as you can. create an army of celerity soldiers.

the world will have $.50 gas, lower minimum wage, and longer recess. everybody wins.
 
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