I was just ransacked by special olympiads

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Celerity

Celerity

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This woman came around with a soccer team's worth of special olympiads, looking for help with a Product Basket for the olympic's auctions. The store front was FULL of god's little mulligans running around freaking OUT about the Imac, the chairs, the yellow colors, and two of them were going ON AND ON about "IT SMELLS GOOOOT". The sign is down in the front window, the mac almost got knocked off the table and my glass tables are smudged like a petri dish given a late-night lapdance from a puerto rican stripper working a double.

Man, what the fuck. And this woman just calmly talked to me while they were shortcircuiting about the place, hooting and hollering about how much they love the color yellow.
 
My ex used to work with these autistic/retard/whatever the fuck they are beings. I don't know how she did it. I see one in the supermarket and I get pissed off cause they're so delusional they take up the whole god damn aisle, THEN when you try and walk by they give you the stare of retard-death, the look they give looks like they're ready to shoot some hypno-telekinesis-retard beam out of their left eyeball and the right looks like it's the store's secret mystery shopper ready to follow you around the store for the time you're there.
 
i can't say that i've even hated a retard
i have a friend who wants to fuck one though...
disturbing
 
They were at my work. I like retards, but I don't get too close. Like babies. They are coated in a layer of something like plasma or something, it's a combination of peeps-sweat and spilled pepsi.

And I'm going to pick apart Bryan's post, because there are at LEAST 4 quote worthy bits in there.
 
My cousin has down syndrome. not cool. He doesn't know better. The lady did and should be held accountable.
 
i don't laugh at retarded/disabled people, but i lmmfao at people that laugh at people that are retarded/disabled. does that still mean i'm evil? :(.
 
Celerity said:
This woman came around with a soccer team's worth of special olympiads, looking for help with a Product Basket for the olympic's auctions. The store front was FULL of god's little mulligans running around freaking OUT about the Imac, the chairs, the yellow colors, and two of them were going ON AND ON about "IT SMELLS GOOOOT". The sign is down in the front window, the mac almost got knocked off the table and my glass tables are smudged like a petri dish given a late-night lapdance from a puerto rican stripper working a double.

Man, what the fuck. And this woman just calmly talked to me while they were shortcircuiting about the place, hooting and hollering about how much they love the color yellow.
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you met my family? :eek:
 
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