Help...Need some detox info.....

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The Trisexual
Ok, this has nothing to do with legal stuff. This is for the job i recently acquired at Honda.

I need to take another drug test and pass. I have until 5PM tomorrow to relieve my system of opiates. For once I'm not even doing the drugs for recreational use. I popped some Tylenol 3's because of back pain, BUT I don't have prescription for them, so it's illegal and would make me ineligible to continue working there.

I popped 2 today, is there a sure-fire way of detoxifying myself in 24 hours?

I need to pass this test, I need this job. I've been looking everywhere for a long time and this job isn't half bad.
 
Go to walmart. Look for this jello product called "Certo". There's specific instructions but it's like a nasty liquid jello product, you gotta drink nothing but water for the day, and then drink both packets of Certo 2 hours before the test and try to hold it in til you get there.

I've passed countless drug tests like this :thumbsup:. That and if you drink tons of cranberry juice it should work. Kept me away from bars while I was on probation.
 
i don't think tylenol 3's will show up. i have taken drug test when i was in the air force and had vicodin, loritab, percocet in my system and came out clean. i think they'll mostly test for weed.
 
have a clean guy friend piss in a jug for you
bahaha, i pissed in a condom once for my friend to take it to work. he held it in his whitey tighties to keep it warm. fucking nasty.
 
Go to walmart. Look for this jello product called "Certo". There's specific instructions but it's like a nasty liquid jello product, you gotta drink nothing but water for the day, and then drink both packets of Certo 2 hours before the test and try to hold it in til you get there.

I've passed countless drug tests like this
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. That and if you drink tons of cranberry juice it should work. Kept me away from bars while I was on probation.

Are you sure this works?
What's your height and weight?

have a clean guy friend piss in a jug for you

they test the temp as soon as I walk out of the bathroom
 
I already came up positive for opiates on the first test, this was after taking a couple of the Tylenol 3's. They have codeine in them.
 
i saw on that movie "harsh times" they guy made a home-made catheter and injected clean piss up his pee hole.
 
I'm 5'8" and 210 pounds but I was more like 175-180 pounds at the time. Yea man that Certo will have you pissin clean and crystal clear. Should be in a blue box and have 2 liquid packets in it, I'd tell a bigger guy to drink more but it's hard to hold it in for 2 hours. And you gotta drink nothing but water on test day, try not to eat much either.
 
keep the clean piss in a glass tube with a hand warmer wrapped around it ;)

they usually wanna see piss in the cup and in the toilet for a valid test. idk if u knew, fyi
 
this place isn't that strict, shit they even leave the sink water on
 
keep the clean piss in a glass tube with a hand warmer wrapped around it ;)

they usually wanna see piss in the cup and in the toilet for a valid test. idk if u knew, fyi
when i was in the air force, they would actually watch your penis and the stream. nothing is harder than to piss with a man blatantly looking at you dick.
 
That's what's good about Certo. It's your actual piss that passes the test.
 
i heard about dropping a pube in it voids the test. probably just an urban legend.
 
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