Desperate times called for desperate measures, I guess.

[daveholiday]

Strange & Unusual - Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

YouTube - Man Caught Having Sex with Picnic Table

 

[dacheat]

:squint:

 

[Jeef]

I heard about this on the radio today, that is some fucked up shit. If people are going to fuck objects do it in your house where no one else can see it.

 

[TurboMirage]

that cop was huge. geebus.

 

[93civicracer]

Now that's some funny shit. If I saw a guy fucking a table I would just start laughing my ass off.

 

[get_nick]

i've fucked ON a picnic table before.

 

[reckedracing]

i blame it on his wife

 

[dacheat]

i blame it on his wife

i'm sure that's his justification for doing it. 'you're not gonna put out, i'ma go screw the damn table in front of everybody to show what a worthless pile of wife you are.'

:hump:

 

[Kanned]

Ow, splinters?

i've fucked ON a picnic table before.

Haha, that's what I thought it was about at first until I read the article title 6 times.

 

[reckedracing]

i'm sure that's his justification for doing it. 'you're not gonna put out, i'ma go screw the damn table in front of everybody to show what a worthless pile of wife you are.'

good point
lol

 

[Sabz5150]

"I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for it's destruction."

 

[phunky.buddha]

:wtf2:

 

[Celerity]

Talk about getting wood.

 

[get_nick]

that cop was huge. geebus.

he looks like a fat brock lesnar

I heard about this on the radio today, that is some fucked up shit. If people are going to fuck objects do it in your house where no one else can see it.

i didn't know this was illegal. and how many times do you think the neighbor watched before they decided to video tape it?

 

[Luis998]

:wtf2:

 

[Jeef]

he looks like a fat brock lesnar

i didn't know this was illegal. and how many times do you think the neighbor watched before they decided to video tape it?

I dont think it was as much of him fucking the table as him being out in his yard doing it. I would see the charges being along the lines of nailing your girl in the backyard, but since its an object not a human he will look like a complete freak and a predator.

 

[get_nick]

I dont think it was as much of him fucking the table as him being out in his yard doing it. I would see the charges being along the lines of nailing your girl in the backyard, but since its an object not a human he will look like a complete freak and a predator.

i was being facetious about the illegal part. it's about personal conduct and public safety.