Funniest thing happened to me

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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
So I'm married now as I said before

last night was our annual agents dinner, they take us out, give us a nice bonus, and stuff of full of high priced yum yums at a localish top end restaurant. The tipe of event which begins with socializing and top shelf liquor on ice and ends with coffee and dessert that should come with insulin ...

Well we have a new agent, he just started last month. He's single, mid 30's or so. My co worker, I, my wife, and the RA are knocking back drinks and in he comes with his date.

Who just happens to be the same girl I dated on and off for a year RIGHT BEFORE I STARTED DATING MY WIFE. Worse then that she was MY DATE to my first agent's dinner!

It went about as expected, everyone was very gracious and polite, but she didn't really need to be introduced to anyone, everyone from my office (we have two offices) knew her by name.

They were the first to leave and the obvious laughter and banter ensued. Not at them, just at the situation in general.

so yeah, kind of a weird fucking night...
 
ouch. my world would come to an end if my gf/future wife met my ex. how did that go?
 
word, I are teh pimp

lol, seriosuly I doubt she knew, he just started working here and he works in another town, how would she know honestly?
 
word, I are teh pimp

lol, seriosuly I doubt she knew, he just started working here and he works in another town, how would she know honestly?
oh, it doesnt' say he works in another town.

did you the wife trip at all?
 
lol good shit :D

one of my buddies scrweed around with a chick in college. 2 years later, friend B introduces his wife to him... and it's the chick he banged and ditched in school. lol
 
lol good shit :D

one of my buddies scrweed around with a chick in college. 2 years later, friend B introduces his wife to him... and it's the chick he banged and ditched in school. lol
haha, it's a small world.

reminds me of an episode of "blind date".

guy walks up to girl

girl-you look familiar
guy-?really???
girl-yeah
guy-where do you know me from?
girl-we went on a blind date once before, we slept together then you never returned my calls.
guy-oh

very interesting episode.
 
Last night I was hanging out with the girl, and my good friend came over. Well he is dating/engaged to my ex-gf. My new girl started asking me millions of questions about why we broke up and such when laying in bed later. I found it amusing, but my friend has been with her longer than I was, and he asked first.
 
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