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god i fucking hate those things. and if you look, it's all the short motherfuckers with napoleon complex driving these trucks.

i wish i could just neuter the fuckers.
 
god i fucking hate those things. and if you look, it's all the short motherfuckers with napoleon complex driving these trucks.

i wish i could just neuter the fuckers.

:werd: the only people that have them are the dudes without them, well and of course REDNECKS :mullet:
 
My old boss made his own for his truck. He had two painted tennis balls inside like a piece of hosiery. It was hilarious.


I just laugh. Who cares what they do to their trucks/civics.
 
good to see the government taking care of these important pressing issues
 
god i fucking hate those things. and if you look, it's all the short motherfuckers with napoleon complex driving these trucks.

That is so true. My GF's roommate's BF is a short little fucker (like 5'6"ish), and the first thing he did once he found a decent job was to go out and lease a new Dodge Ram Quad Cab 4x4. It's not like he hauls a lot of shit, or hauls a lot of people, or goes off-roading. It's just like some unwritten short dude law that you must drive a giant-ass truck...
 
id never have those things on my car, but i think they are hella funny.
 
my roomate is kind of a redneck, but not the typical moron by anymeans. he has one on his wrangler. he has one just cause it funny. i think its hillarious. who cares what people do with their cars.
 
who cares what people do with their cars.
because to many people it's crude and offensive. would you want your 12 year old daughter looking at a set of balls. real or fake, it's unacceptable. yet another point that our society is going in the gutter. people have no taste or class anymore. it's just very trashy.
 
i would rather uphold our society's freedom and let my daughter look at the fake balls rather than make a big stink about it. maybe it's not that we've lost taste or class. maybe we've lost tolerance, in a G rated society. making a sterile world is not the answer. what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger.

fake balls. big deal....
 
i would rather uphold our society's freedom and let my daughter look at the fake balls rather than make a big stink about it. maybe it's not that we've lost taste or class. maybe we've lost tolerance, in a G rated society. making a sterile world is not the answer. what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger.

fake balls. big deal....
what about big confederate flags or anything else that is offensive. society has gone to the dumps.
 
they were funny for about 2 minutes after they first came out. now its kinda like ehh so what. i dont find anything wrong with em, i just would never put em on my truck. oh and i saw a set on a donk not long ago....lol.
 
what about big confederate flags or anything else that is offensive. society has gone to the dumps.

What about them? And who the fuck are you to push your ideals on other people, telling them what symbols/decorations they can use. Fuck you, you nazi piece of shit. Liberal fucking communist scum, you're completely contrary to everything that makes America great.

Freedom isn't free, sometimes, you gotta look at a fake set of balls. Get the fuck over it.
 
the government is not supposed to restrict that way. if you dont like it, then like bodydroppednikes said, dont put it on your vehicle/ect. the government should not punish for that. there are natural consequences for their actions.
 
What about them? And who the fuck are you to push your ideals on other people, telling them what symbols/decorations they can use. Fuck you, you nazi piece of shit. Liberal fucking communist scum, you're completely contrary to everything that makes America great.

Freedom isn't free, sometimes, you gotta look at a fake set of balls. Get the fuck over it.

:concur:
 
And this is sort of related to the topic of abortion. Same principle. I'm totally pro-choice. If you're a hardcore fucking Christian, don't get an abortion, but don't dictate other people's lives with your personal values. If you want balls on your truck, so be it. It's a free country. If it offends you, avert your eyes.
 
And this is sort of related to the topic of abortion. Same principle. I'm totally pro-choice. If you're a hardcore fucking Christian, don't get an abortion, but don't dictate other people's lives with your personal values. If you want balls on your truck, so be it. It's a free country. If it offends you, avert your eyes.
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