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Old 07-17-2008, 12:23 PM   #1
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well today on my way to the car, I stepped on an ant clan on accident. I killed about 300 of them.
they scattered. i laughed. they ran. i wiped. they died. i killed

thats my kill story.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:24 PM   #2
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:30 PM   #5
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well here u go.
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:40 PM   #7
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good shit...how fast were u goin...like 5 mph??speedwalkin then hit vantek(george777)
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Wait wait wait... Black or Red ants??
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:12 AM   #9
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good shit...how fast were u goin...like 5 mph??speedwalkin then hit vantek(george777)
More like 2mph, carelessly making a left hand turn.
If I was going 1 mph more I would have killed the whole clan of angry ant ricers.
Luckily.... I didn't.

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Wait wait wait... Black or Red ants??
Black......I only kill black ants.
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Nice kill, we have a damn colony outside of our apartment that wont go away, we set them on fire, spray paint them, pour beer on them, dump all the "do not eat" packets from beef jerky on them, they just wont die, maybe you could help?
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^ dude just hit em going faster than the speed limit,,a little footbrake and slide sideways will do the trick..
and FUCK RED ANTS!!!i tripped into a little ditch in the ground when i was little,and it just so happened to be a red ants hut,,yea i had bites all over me
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hrm... we should make a "pics of bug slaughter" thread.. lol
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i like to take the big beetles and put them in the see-through cases for SD cards. they take days to die. its unnatural.
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yeah, its like that.
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Pretty much, I'm usually too busy to stop and fuck with a bug, but I used light bugs asses to concrete. They'd try to move, but could only wiggle their front legs around. I hate earwigs.
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Pretty much, I'm usually too busy to stop and fuck with a bug, but I used light bugs asses to concrete. They'd try to move, but could only wiggle their front legs around. I hate earwigs.
i can handle any bug you can throw at me.. almost.
i even had a tarantula that was as big as my palm for two and a half years.. after a while you're not even that intimidated by them. BUT...you get one of these around me:

and i SCREAM like a bitch >< i don't even really like looking at the picture.

Also, and not many people are scared of these until they've been bitten, but these little things are nasstyy:

guys.. meet Arilus cristatus (i THINK that's the scientific name).. the assasin bug. if you get bitten on the hand, it feels like you've got your hand in a camp fire and you can't pull it out. anyway those are the only two bugs i'm scared of lol.
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