1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when
you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of
the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we
go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when
you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of
the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we
go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?