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pissedoffsol · 05-23-2003, 03:28 AM

30 fun things to do when driving...

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.

27. Stop and collect road kill.

28. Stop and pray to road kill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

BlackJDMdeath · 05-23-2003, 03:36 AM

the funniest part is that i've done quite a few of those

**Tonyd0821** · 05-23-2003, 03:39 AM

oh shit im laughing so hard. i started to cry...

400 an ounce chronic 0wnz meeeeeeeeee

dcsports413 · 05-23-2003, 11:07 AM

B16 · 05-23-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by karnash@May 22 2003, 11:44 PM
400 an ounce chronic 0wnz meeeeeeeeee

damn dog, you need a new hookup, that is way too much you're paying....

MaaseyRacer · 05-23-2003, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B16+May 23 2003, 07:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(B16 @ May 23 2003, 07:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-karnash@May 22 2003, 11:44 PM
400 an ounce chronic 0wnz meeeeeeeeee

damn dog, you need a new hookup, that is way too much you're paying.... [/b][/quote]

sohcslammer · 05-23-2003, 12:12 PM

Fuggin' great. I HAVE done a lot of those.....

honda_mach3 · 05-23-2003, 12:16 PM

Quote:

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

LMAO! hahahahaha.....funny ass shiet

XZILER8 · 05-23-2003, 12:53 PM

oh God that's hilarious!!!

Especially:

Quote:

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

HatchSpeeD · 05-23-2003, 01:09 PM

Oh GOD! I can't believe I started to crack up/cry over a post on a forum. That was some funny shite.

(I too have done many of those things)

Now you add to the list...drive thru antics

Order your food with a loud speaker/thingymabob...nothing but fun.

Get an air horn and after every sentence...blow. The end

Calesta · 05-23-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@May 23 2003, 02:33 AM
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

JDMilan · 05-23-2003, 04:17 PM

Milan

DarkHand · 05-23-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@May 23 2003, 01:33 AM
19. Restart your car at every stop light.

I've been having carburetor problems so I do that one all the time.

MugenCRX · 05-24-2003, 04:10 PM

Me and my friends, we had two cars and we went through the wendys drive through backwards, the bitch at the window was all tryin to give us a lecture and shit, so after we got our food we went back through the drive through, and the first car we ordered ketchup, and the second we orderd mustard. The wendys lady was pissed. AH, the fun you can have with cars.....

jamiedude · 05-24-2003, 04:29 PM

drive thrus are just asking to be picked on

i mean how many times have you heard the girl say "welcome to wendys, would you like to try one of our combo meals?" and immediatly reply with a louder than normal " NO........but i would like to have a number 4"

"Welcome to taco bell would you like to try our new steak quasedilla?" " yeah no but can i get a mexican pizza with no beans and some spit?"

05-23-2003, 03:36 AM	#2
BlackJDMdeath Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 1,146 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 26	the funniest part is that i've done quite a few of those __________________ uhhhh... im confused with this stupid signature thingy!

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sohcslammer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bay Area Posts: 2,193 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 35	Fuggin' great. I HAVE done a lot of those..... __________________ Latest project - 1 fucking fast 99 SI

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05-24-2003, 04:10 PM	#14
MugenCRX Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Thornton CO Age: 23 Posts: 1,468 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1989 Honda CRX HF Rep Power: 28	Me and my friends, we had two cars and we went through the wendys drive through backwards, the bitch at the window was all tryin to give us a lecture and shit, so after we got our food we went back through the drive through, and the first car we ordered ketchup, and the second we orderd mustard. The wendys lady was pissed. AH, the fun you can have with cars..... __________________ They say that you only live life once, but if you live like me....once is enough! -Frank Sinatra


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05-23-2003, 03:28 AM	#1
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	30 fun things to do when driving... 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. 7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 13. Sing without having the radio on. 14. Honk frequently without motivation. 15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. 16. Ask people for Grey Poupon. 17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss. 18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 19. Restart your car at every stop light. 20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. 21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window. 22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars. 23. Paint your car with occult symbols. 24. Keep at least five cats in the car. 25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. 26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks. 27. Stop and collect road kill. 28. Stop and pray to road kill. 29. Throw Spam. 30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

05-23-2003, 03:39 AM	#3
Tonyd0821 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,089 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 0	oh shit im laughing so hard. i started to cry... 400 an ounce chronic 0wnz meeeeeeeeee

05-23-2003, 01:09 PM	#10
HatchSpeeD ...Hi... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beantown Posts: 1,237 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 26	Oh GOD! I can't believe I started to crack up/cry over a post on a forum. That was some funny shite. (I too have done many of those things) Now you add to the list...drive thru antics Order your food with a loud speaker/thingymabob...nothing but fun. Get an air horn and after every sentence...blow. The end

05-24-2003, 04:29 PM	#15
jamiedude Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: chesapeake,va Posts: 150 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 15	drive thrus are just asking to be picked on i mean how many times have you heard the girl say "welcome to wendys, would you like to try one of our combo meals?" and immediatly reply with a louder than normal " NO........but i would like to have a number 4" "Welcome to taco bell would you like to try our new steak quasedilla?" " yeah no but can i get a mexican pizza with no beans and some spit?" __________________ super alien kung fu ninja spiders with missiles

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