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This is a discussion on CHUCK NORRIS KARATE KOMMANDOS within the Members' Lounge forums, part of the Members' Corner category; http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/...
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01-05-2006, 01:08 PM
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01-05-2006, 01:25 PM
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| Senior Member | im so tired of the chuck norris bullshit, i mean really, people have been posting chuck norris shit for like 3 years on the daoc forums i go to. for some reason recently it has spread to more generalized forums and i have no idea why. |
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01-05-2006, 10:47 PM
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| Its the NUGE!  | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. |
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01-05-2006, 11:01 PM
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| Senior Member  | [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] lmfao crop circles are chuck norris's way of tellin corn to lay the fuck down |
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01-06-2006, 03:50 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: missouri Age: 26
Posts: 545
iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 98 civic EX
Rep Power: 21    | "one time chuck's girlfriend asked how much wood could a woodchuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? he then told her never to rhtyme in the presents of chuck norris. after saying this he ripped out her throat. while holding her bloody throat in his hand he loudly proclaimed "dont fuck with chuck!" 2.5 yrs later he realized the irony of the situation and laughed so hard everyone with in a 100 mile radius heard the boom." |
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01-06-2006, 07:26 AM
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| ......  | When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. |
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01-06-2006, 11:38 AM
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| THE CHRIS  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southbridge, MA Age: 26
Posts: 19,351
iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer RPW E5 Coupe
Rep Power: 559      | chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet. the water instead get chuck norris'd. when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris. chuck norris lost his virginity long before his father did. |
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01-06-2006, 11:40 AM
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| DAT CAT  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Southern Oregon Coast Age: 25
Posts: 9,660
iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Civic LX
Rep Power: 231  | <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris was the original TV dad for the Keatons on the sitcom Family Ties, however when he found out that pussy Michael J. Fox was gonna play his son, he called them all faggots, punched a hole in the front door with his pinky, fucked Meredith Baxter-Birney, and Michael Gross got the part instead.[/b][/quote] Take that, Meredith Baxter-Birney. |
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01-07-2006, 10:24 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2003 Location: 540. Age: 25
Posts: 5,040
iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2004 EX
Rep Power: 120  | <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(E_SolSi @ Jan 6 2006, 01:07 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'> Chuck Norris' favorite vegetable is Terri Schiavo [/b][/quote] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/268.gif[/img] thats faddup |
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