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civicious · 01-05-2006, 02:08 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

tylonalsnifnfool · 01-05-2006, 02:20 PM

I have no clue whats up with all this chuck norris shit. But for some reason I find it hilarious.

micah · 01-05-2006, 02:25 PM

im so tired of the chuck norris bullshit, i mean really, people have been posting chuck norris shit for like 3 years on the daoc forums i go to. for some reason recently it has spread to more generalized forums and i have no idea why.

Silverchild79 · 01-05-2006, 09:34 PM

Chuck Norris is the reason Dolphins are on the protected list

TurboMirage · 01-05-2006, 10:39 PM

the only person who can hurt chuck norris is chuck norris.

importjdmcivic · 01-05-2006, 11:47 PM

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

E_SolSi · 01-05-2006, 11:55 PM

Once Chuck Norris hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

neonmike · 01-06-2006, 12:01 AM

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] lmfao

crop circles are chuck norris's way of tellin corn to lay the fuck down

shortbusrebel07 · 01-06-2006, 04:50 AM

"one time chuck's girlfriend asked how much wood could a woodchuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? he then told her never to rhtyme in the presents of chuck norris. after saying this he ripped out her throat. while holding her bloody throat in his hand he loudly proclaimed "dont fuck with chuck!" 2.5 yrs later he realized the irony of the situation and laughed so hard everyone with in a 100 mile radius heard the boom."

Speedracer228 · 01-06-2006, 08:26 AM

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

E_SolSi · 01-06-2006, 11:07 AM

Chuck Norris' favorite vegetable is Terri Schiavo

TurboMirage · 01-06-2006, 12:38 PM

chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet. the water instead get chuck norris'd.

when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

chuck norris lost his virginity long before his father did.

Battle Pope · 01-06-2006, 12:40 PM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris was the original TV dad for the Keatons on the sitcom Family Ties, however when he found out that pussy Michael J. Fox was gonna play his son, he called them all faggots, punched a hole in the front door with his pinky, fucked Meredith Baxter-Birney, and Michael Gross got the part instead.[/b][/quote]

Take that, Meredith Baxter-Birney.

dveit · 01-07-2006, 11:24 PM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(E_SolSi @ Jan 6 2006, 01:07 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Chuck Norris' favorite vegetable is Terri Schiavo
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/268.gif[/img]

thats faddup


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01-05-2006, 02:08 PM	#1
civicious FüK-VTEC Join Date: Jun 2003 Age: 23 Posts: 8,541 iTrader: 3 / 100% Rep Power: 263	http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

01-05-2006, 02:20 PM	#2
tylonalsnifnfool Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: ny Posts: 983 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 23	I have no clue whats up with all this chuck norris shit. But for some reason I find it hilarious.

01-05-2006, 02:25 PM	#3
micah Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: panama city beach, florida Posts: 3,516 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 50	im so tired of the chuck norris bullshit, i mean really, people have been posting chuck norris shit for like 3 years on the daoc forums i go to. for some reason recently it has spread to more generalized forums and i have no idea why.

01-05-2006, 09:34 PM	#4
Silverchild79 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Albany, Oregon Age: 30 Posts: 6,793 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 208	Chuck Norris is the reason Dolphins are on the protected list

01-05-2006, 10:39 PM	#5
TurboMirage Running on two cylinders Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southbridge, MA Age: 26 Posts: 18,533 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer RPW E5 Coupe Rep Power: 408	the only person who can hurt chuck norris is chuck norris.

01-05-2006, 11:47 PM	#6
importjdmcivic Its the NUGE! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Johnson City, TN Posts: 408 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: Eg Rep Power: 16	Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

01-05-2006, 11:55 PM	#7
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 19,996 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 659	Once Chuck Norris hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

01-06-2006, 12:01 AM	#8
neonmike Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 757 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 65	[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bustout.gif[/img] lmfao crop circles are chuck norris's way of tellin corn to lay the fuck down

01-06-2006, 04:50 AM	#9
shortbusrebel07 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: missouri Age: 25 Posts: 545 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 98 civic EX Rep Power: 20	"one time chuck's girlfriend asked how much wood could a woodchuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? he then told her never to rhtyme in the presents of chuck norris. after saying this he ripped out her throat. while holding her bloody throat in his hand he loudly proclaimed "dont fuck with chuck!" 2.5 yrs later he realized the irony of the situation and laughed so hard everyone with in a 100 mile radius heard the boom."

01-06-2006, 08:26 AM	#10
Speedracer228 ...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 24 Posts: 1,596 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 31	When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

01-06-2006, 11:07 AM	#11
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 19,996 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 659	Chuck Norris' favorite vegetable is Terri Schiavo

01-06-2006, 12:38 PM	#12
TurboMirage Running on two cylinders Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southbridge, MA Age: 26 Posts: 18,533 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer RPW E5 Coupe Rep Power: 408	chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet. the water instead get chuck norris'd. when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris. chuck norris lost his virginity long before his father did.

01-06-2006, 12:40 PM	#13
Battle Pope MY SCIENCE! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Southern Oregon Coast Age: 24 Posts: 9,518 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Civic LX Rep Power: 211	<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris was the original TV dad for the Keatons on the sitcom Family Ties, however when he found out that pussy Michael J. Fox was gonna play his son, he called them all faggots, punched a hole in the front door with his pinky, fucked Meredith Baxter-Birney, and Michael Gross got the part instead.[/b][/quote] Take that, Meredith Baxter-Birney.

01-07-2006, 11:24 PM	#14
dveit Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: VA Tech Age: 25 Posts: 4,960 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2004 EX Rep Power: 104	<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(E_SolSi @ Jan 6 2006, 01:07 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'> Chuck Norris' favorite vegetable is Terri Schiavo [/b][/quote] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/268.gif[/img] thats faddup

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