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Sabz5150 · 09-02-2004, 08:17 PM

The typical post goes something like this...

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

94RedSiGal · 09-02-2004, 08:37 PM

Good stuff!

NotUrAverage_Si · 09-02-2004, 08:37 PM

Haha some of those are so true.

StarBellieAngel · 09-02-2004, 08:38 PM

drifting in the wal mart parking lot

FFCiv · 09-02-2004, 09:02 PM

awesome

corvetteguy · 09-02-2004, 09:25 PM

Bah i disagree with the Corvette forums one!!!! Though i may just be being biased?? You think? LoL..ACtually if you went on Corvetteforum.com in the C4 General Tech section you will find some of the finest car knowledgable people in any forum....

2000Si · 09-02-2004, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

mattcalica · 09-02-2004, 10:44 PM

i love the hummer one!!! good shit, good shit

2000Si · 09-02-2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

hahahaha!!

Quote:

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

I never saw this one...

Some of these are new from the last time I saw this list.

E_SolSi · 09-03-2004, 04:13 AM

good shit

Slo86GT · 09-03-2004, 04:26 AM

The Mustang and Civic ones are spot on. I should know. :P

92b16vx · 09-03-2004, 05:08 AM

repost

K2e2vin · 09-03-2004, 06:26 AM

dohcvtec_accord · 09-03-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabz5150+Sep 2 2004, 06:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sabz5150 @ Sep 2 2004, 06:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

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Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

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You guys laugh about this, but it's true!! I've got a video from this past winter where a bunch of people from my local WRX forum were getting some cool-ass drifting vids (I actually posted it here), and at the end of the video, a bunch of cops wrangled em up and gave out tickets. I've had several non-cops stop and watch me drift in parking lots.

Is it winter yet?

StarBellieAngel · 09-03-2004, 11:59 AM

i think the SRT-4 forums should quote the sig below:

'HELP! how do i change oil?! can't get nut off...'

MaaseyRacer · 09-03-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabz5150@Sep 2 2004, 05:17 PM
Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Quoted post

Replace redneck with chick, and replace Tahoe with expedition, and I know all about that one.

Prowler · 09-03-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SiR Kid@Sep 3 2004, 03:26 AM
The Mustang and Civic ones are spot on. I should know. :P

Quoted post

me too, being in both places this year

i miss my mustang...

09-02-2004, 08:17 PM	#1
Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Age: 30 Posts: 3,084 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1989 Accord SE-i Rep Power: 74	The typical post goes something like this... Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle )forums -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mini - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? SRT Forums.. "Will this void my warranty" RX7 Forums - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. DSM Forums -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me Supra Forums -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Vette Forums -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel Ford 2.3 forums -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start __________________ lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 9 2007-09-24 10:32 /dev/thisissparta -> /dev/null

09-02-2004, 08:37 PM	#2
94RedSiGal Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,150 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 42	Good stuff! __________________ "When the going gets weird, the Weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson <a href=\'http://www.prebmw.com/clubsi/patwtf.jpg\' target=\'_blank\'>The sheer insanity that is Texas</a> <span style=\'font-size:7pt;line-height:100%\'>94 Milano Red Civic Si original SOHC engine 330K miles w/JDM LSD tranny, DC 4-2-1 header, ES poly engine mounts, OEM exhaust... tuned on a dyno w/Crome software by nfn15037 to 126 whp with 93 octane!!! 94 Stealth Grey Pearl GS-R Sedan 221K miles w/LSD 93 White DX Hatchback 145K miles... future rallycar 92 Charcoal Grey DX Hatchback 102K miles... future sleeper hatch 79 Silver Mazda RX-7 100K miles</span> <div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(pissedoffs ol @ Mar 21 2004, 05:00 PM)</div><div class=\'quotemain\'> women + wheels = bad </div>

09-02-2004, 08:37 PM	#3
NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: :/ Posts: 2,257 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 33	Haha some of those are so true. __________________ '00 <span style=\"color:black\">FBP</span> Civic <span style=\"color:red\">Si</span>-T \|<a href=\"http://www.full-race.com\" target=\"_blank\">full-race</a>\|<a href=\"http://www.goldeneaglemfg.com\" target=\"_blank\">golden eagle</a>\|<a href=\"http://www.fast-turbo.com\" target=\"_blank\">fast-turbo</a>\|<a href=\"http://www.hondata.com\" target=\"_blank\">hondata</a>\|<a href=\"http://www.wiredspeed.com\" target=\"_blank\">wiredspeedlab</a>\| email: boostfedEM1@yahoo.com <div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(dohch22a4 @ Sep 20 2004, 11:44 AM)</div><div class=\'quotemain\'> Please, Obi Wan B, you're our only hope. </div> <span style=\"font-size:36pt;line-height:100%\"> <a href=\"http://www.nissantech.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.NissanTech.co m</a></span>

09-02-2004, 08:38 PM	#4
StarBellieAngel Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,680 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 28	drifting in the wal mart parking lot __________________ <span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\"><span style=\"color:black\">..::Bl<span style=\"color:red\">a</span><span style=\"color:black\">ck Wi</span><span style=\"color:red\">d</span><span style=\"color:black\">ow g</span><span style=\"color:red\">2</span><span style=\"color:black\">::..</span> <span style=\"color:gray\">swapped~&~ dropped 90 integra LS ~ B16A</span></span></span></span> <span style=\"color:gray\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\">··¤(`×[¤<span style=\"color:red\"><span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\">if you don't like oral sex, shut your mouth!<span style=\"color:gray\">¤]×´)¤··</span></span></span></span></span>

09-02-2004, 09:02 PM	#5
FFCiv Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,267 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 24	awesome __________________ VTACK JUST KICKED IN YO

09-02-2004, 09:25 PM	#6
corvetteguy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bristol ,CT Posts: 889 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 21	Bah i disagree with the Corvette forums one!!!! Though i may just be being biased?? You think? LoL..ACtually if you went on Corvetteforum.com in the C4 General Tech section you will find some of the finest car knowledgable people in any forum.... __________________ 2005 Scion TC

09-02-2004, 10:44 PM	#8
mattcalica Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 573 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 17	i love the hummer one!!! good shit, good shit __________________ its a bird, its a plane...nevermind its just another fucktard with a wing. altezza's: 200 dollars APR wing: 300 dollars F&F sticker across the side of your car:80 dollars Having little kids point and laugh at you: priceless

09-03-2004, 04:26 AM	#11
Slo86GT Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Memphis - Hellhole of the South Posts: 3,366 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 46	The Mustang and Civic ones are spot on. I should know. :P __________________ - Jody - 2004 Colorado ZQ8 - I5, M5, Regular cab - 209.9whp/210.7wtq 1986 Mustang GT - V8, M5 - 213.0whp/279.2wtq

09-03-2004, 05:08 AM	#12
92b16vx B happy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Location: Location: Location: Age: 37 Posts: 12,759 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: dohc 95 egg Rep Power: 139	repost __________________ http://www.texansforfreedom.com/

09-03-2004, 06:26 AM	#13
K2e2vin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC Age: 20 Posts: 5,021 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: 88 Honda Civic HB Rep Power: 79	__________________ 1988 Honda Civic STD-more mods than I want to list Terrorists have successfully attacked our imagination. RIP Jon Eban Nie, August 31, 1991 - May 7, 2006 Y-Daniel Siu Eban, September 7, 1986 - May 7, 2006

09-03-2004, 11:59 AM	#15
StarBellieAngel Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,680 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 28	i think the SRT-4 forums should quote the sig below: 'HELP! how do i change oil?! can't get nut off...' __________________ <span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\"><span style=\"color:black\">..::Bl<span style=\"color:red\">a</span><span style=\"color:black\">ck Wi</span><span style=\"color:red\">d</span><span style=\"color:black\">ow g</span><span style=\"color:red\">2</span><span style=\"color:black\">::..</span> <span style=\"color:gray\">swapped~&~ dropped 90 integra LS ~ B16A</span></span></span></span> <span style=\"color:gray\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\">··¤(`×[¤<span style=\"color:red\"><span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\">if you don't like oral sex, shut your mouth!<span style=\"color:gray\">¤]×´)¤··</span></span></span></span></span>

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