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Old 04-08-2006, 12:22 AM   #1
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[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] so i get this ranomd IM....


warning for racial slurs and what not... it was all in good fun [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]


Willsmack301: your a vulcan idiot
pissedoffsol: um, ok
Willsmack301: do u have any alternator fluid
Auto response from pissedoffsol: I am away from my computer right now.

pissedoffsol: I'm the idiot?
pissedoffsol: you use AOL for your ISP
Willsmack301: or a muffler bearing, mine blew out the PIPE
pissedoffsol: you lose.
Willsmack301: dont listen it isnt the owner of this sn
Willsmack301: shes callin me a LIAR!
pissedoffsol: you suck at english
Willsmack301: BULLSHIT!
pissedoffsol: stop whininh
pissedoffsol: *whining
Willsmack301: pissedoffsol [11:48 P.M.]: you suck at english
pissedoffsol: no, thats called typing
Willsmack301: can u read between the4 lines? iii
Willsmack301: fuck u
Willsmack301: you fucking lose
Willsmack301: shit bull
pissedoffsol: you should consult a friends help network
pissedoffsol: you need it.
Willsmack301: you dont no what kinda hell i can bring u
Willsmack301: i no that
pissedoffsol: if you can bring me hell, i'll give you $1
Willsmack301: life a garden dig it
Willsmack301: take a look at your wife
Willsmack301: thats hell man
pissedoffsol: my wife? lol i'm 14
Willsmack301: it will be like a dolar or something
Willsmack301: 14?
Willsmack301: i m 13
Willsmack301: 13 inches
pissedoffsol: do you want a cookie?
Willsmack301: chocalate chip?
pissedoffsol: extra frosting
Willsmack301: those come with frosting
Willsmack301: i like bread sandwiches
pissedoffsol: yup. you should try it some time
Willsmack301: n jiffy cakes
pissedoffsol: i like meat pies
Willsmack301: ur gay?
pissedoffsol: only for your 13 inches stud
Willsmack301: u wanna fuck me?
Willsmack301: gord
pissedoffsol: grab your ankles and spell "run"
Willsmack301: get ur dick outta my chystler
Willsmack301: *chrystler
pissedoffsol: DSM's suck
pissedoffsol: you'll probably just walk my crank
Willsmack301: i smoke crank
pissedoffsol: homo
Willsmack301: o what thats crack
pissedoffsol: pull up your pants
pissedoffsol: too much crack
Willsmack301: nah ur just hederophovbic staring in my jeans watching my genitals bulging
Willsmack301: jojo the idiot circus monkeys
pissedoffsol: you know jojo?
Willsmack301: msaybe
pissedoffsol: he's my boy
Willsmack301: what do u no about6 jojo
Willsmack301: no he my dick
pissedoffsol: you named your dick?
Willsmack301: all 3
Willsmack301: ****** lover
pissedoffsol: i think they make a cream for that
Willsmack301: get out of my face, chocolate face
pissedoffsol: ****** lover? you're the one with the 13" black cock
pissedoffsol: no white boys have that
Willsmack301: its like4 yellow from busting your moms bladder
pissedoffsol: you obviosuly know nothing about how vaginas work
Willsmack301: fuck u
pissedoffsol: nice come back
pissedoffsol: try again
Willsmack301: thank u drive thru
pissedoffsol: ha! you work at mcdonalds
pissedoffsol: zit faced fat fuck
Willsmack301: kfc u fuckin cocksucking ****** loving queer ass ******
pissedoffsol: ok, you're boring
Willsmack301: your dead mcflky
pissedoffsol: ok biff
Willsmack301: *mcfly
Willsmack301: its masd dog
pissedoffsol: i'll throw you in a truck load of shit again
Willsmack301: i am buforfd t justice
Willsmack301: sumbitch
pissedoffsol: i'm sorry to hear that
Willsmack301: ill bbq ur ass in molasses
pissedoffsol: omghi2ubbq?
Willsmack301: queer ******
Willsmack301: yo don vito
pissedoffsol: you need to stop watching mtv
pissedoffsol: i bet you look like chris brown
Willsmack301: dont u tell me shit viscious devil woman
pissedoffsol: fake bling
pissedoffsol: cuz you work at kfc
Willsmack301: no way i look like comtin ass tr\erry
pissedoffsol: can't afford real shit
Willsmack301: um i got spinning hub caps
Willsmack301: or somthing
Willsmack301: because im a BEANER
pissedoffsol: go back to boston where you belong then
pissedoffsol: freckled fuck
Willsmack301: no way new orlens
pissedoffsol: hows your house? oh wait, its GONE
pissedoffsol: katrina > you
Willsmack301: no its there
Auto response from pissedoffsol: I am away from my computer right now.

Willsmack301: just in pieces
Willsmack301: piss of
Willsmack301: fool
pissedoffsol: its pissed off sol
pissedoffsol: not fool
pissedoffsol: get it right
Willsmack301: sol suck
Willsmack301: they look like a fuck stick
pissedoffsol: shit out of luck looks like a fuck stick?
pissedoffsol: you need to put the pipe down
Willsmack301: no way
Willsmack301: its in my butt
pissedoffsol: thats nice
pissedoffsol: chocolate chip cookie ass
Willsmack301: ur more like r kelly u pissing homosexual
pissedoffsol: at least i'm rich and fuck little girls. you work at kfc.
Willsmack301: you win
pissedoffsol: your momma
Willsmack301: you
Willsmack301: piss off you bore menow
pissedoffsol: your momma's so fat, she went to the truck scales to weigh in
Willsmack301: ur momma teeth so yellow when she smile pple slow down
pissedoffsol: your momma blows so much dick, people call her katrina
Willsmack301: oh yeAh well ur so black u got a ticked for your tint being to dark n u were just walking down the street
Willsmack301: i dont get it?
pissedoffsol: your momma's so old, Ashton Kuthcher asked her out
Willsmack301: that sucjkes
Willsmack301: *sucked
Willsmack301: your mommas ass is so big when people see her they say damn she has a big ass
pissedoffsol: your mommas such a slut that even courntey love can't compete
Willsmack301: ur mommas teeth r so yellow when she goes to church n smiles people say o lord let the golden lights of heaven shine on me
pissedoffsol: your momma smells so bad, people ask for a curtesy flush when shes taking a piss
Willsmack301: ur mommas teeth r so far apart she can floss with the bay bridge
pissedoffsol: your momma tits are so saggy she wears her bra as a belt
Willsmack301: r ui on yomomma.com because ur jokes suck
pissedoffsol: i dont joke
Willsmack301: ur jokes suck so bad that i am getting off
Willsmack301: take that biiiiiotch
Willsmack301: go to bed u got school tomm. or somting
pissedoffsol: i turned you on tha tmuch huh?
pissedoffsol: fag
Willsmack301: yea all night
pissedoffsol: its saturday. theres no school
Willsmack301: to bad this isnt a guy n e more
Willsmack301: but i can be a fag if u want
pissedoffsol: i dont care who you are
pissedoffsol: this is getting posted on the net as convo of the night
Willsmack301: spok u
pissedoffsol: congrats :-)
Willsmack301: thats
Willsmack301: *thanks
Willsmack301: it was fun
Willsmack301: o wait...
Willsmack301: that wass supossed to go to ur mom
pissedoffsol: shes dead
pissedoffsol: corpse fucker
Willsmack301: yea but atleast it isnt little kids
pissedoffsol: bah, go make me a spciy chicken meal bitch
Willsmack301: im like a fat kid in doge ball im out
Willsmack301: i dont work at kfc
Willsmack301: that was thje other doche
pissedoffsol: oh, you had to clean twice?
pissedoffsol: nasty twat
Willsmack301: no 3 times
Willsmack301: so fresh n still not clean from lats night
Willsmack301: with ur momma
Willsmack301: u have quite a mouth for a 14 year old
pissedoffsol: you have quite a cock for a 13 yr old
Willsmack301: no that was the fat kid
pissedoffsol: oh, the one who got out at dodgeball?
Willsmack301: yea
pissedoffsol: why don't you make like a fetus and head out?
Willsmack301: lol
Willsmack301: good one fucker
pissedoffsol: make like satan and get the hell out of here
Willsmack301: that one sucked
pissedoffsol: make like horse shit and hit the trail
Willsmack301: um make like a tree n leave
pissedoffsol: make like a ball and bounce
Willsmack301: or a banana and split
Willsmack301: um u sure u aint chris brown
pissedoffsol: i'm tupac
Willsmack301: damn it i thought i killed u
Auto response from pissedoffsol: I am away from my computer right now.

pissedoffsol: your no body till someone kills you
Willsmack301: um ur nobody tilll ur born
Willsmack301: or somthing
Willsmack301: then wqhen u die
Willsmack301: ur u
pissedoffsol: ur u
pissedoffsol: good one
pissedoffsol: assbag
Willsmack301: ur as useless as a shit flavored lolipop
pissedoffsol: you're as intelligent as anna nicole smith
Willsmack301: no
Willsmack301: she is smarter
pissedoffsol: are you dan quail?
Willsmack301: ?
Willsmack301: wwho the fuck
pissedoffsol: um, the former VP
pissedoffsol: moron
Willsmack301: um ok i hate usa
Willsmack301: or somthinng
pissedoffsol: thats ok. we'll bomb you soonm enough
pissedoffsol: towel head
Willsmack301: i m corn holio i need tp for my bung hole
Willsmack301: shit how did u no fuck
Willsmack301: umm go beat off i m board now
Willsmack301: o n dont tell thee owner bout this
pissedoffsol: dont forget your towel
Willsmack301: thank but its a turban
pissedoffsol: go pray or something
pissedoffsol: its gotta be about that time
Willsmack301: im trying if u would ever go away
pissedoffsol: bye bye
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Old 04-08-2006, 01:08 AM   #2
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Old 04-08-2006, 01:08 AM   #3
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I read that whole damn thing.

wow.

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Old 04-08-2006, 01:17 AM   #4
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lol i have no idea who it is. lol
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Old 04-08-2006, 01:54 AM   #5
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That was WAAAAYYYYY too long. I would've gotten boredl.
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Old 04-08-2006, 02:02 AM   #6
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I stopped reading when you started talking about wanting his cock...
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Old 04-08-2006, 12:41 PM   #7
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