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pissedoffsol · 12-10-2003, 08:23 AM

i think i posted this before... so

on myself asshats

> WHITE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

> > IRISH WOMEN: > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

> > ITALIAN WOMEN: > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. > Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & > meatballs. > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 > carat > ring. > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought > of > having sex. > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

> > JEWISH WOMEN: > First Date: You get dynamite head. > Second Date: You get more great head. > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

> > CHINESE WOMEN: > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing > happens. > Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing > happens > again. > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already > realized > nothing is going to happen.

> > INDIAN WOMEN: > First date: Meet her parents. > Second date: Set the date of the wedding. > Third date: Wedding night.

> > BLACK WOMEN: > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive > dinner. > Third Date: You get to pay her rent. > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. >

> MEXICAN WOMEN: > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, > have sex > in > the back of her car. > Second Date: She's pregnant. > Third Date: She moves in. > One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, > her > brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's > mother, > her > two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and > you live > on > rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be > nice, > but > now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

> DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

knowledge · 12-10-2003, 08:40 AM

LMAO yo!

JDMPlaya · 12-10-2003, 09:14 AM

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MEXICAN WOMEN: > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, > have sex > in > the back of her car. > Second Date: She's pregnant. > Third Date: She moves in. > One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, > her > brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's > mother, > her > two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and > you live > on > rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be > nice, > but > now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

lol that is so funny

brian11to1 · 12-10-2003, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Dec 10 2003, 08:23 AM
> BLACK WOMEN: > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. > Third Date: You get to pay her rent. > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

didnt happen to me! and we went on three dates.

Calesta · 12-10-2003, 11:57 AM

Katie's part Irish.

on the Chinese... but not all are that way. Just the ones I've met.

Seany-izzle · 12-10-2003, 12:05 PM

hahaahah irish chicks kick ass

MaliWho97 · 12-10-2003, 12:13 PM

French Women: First date, expensive dinner, expensive wine. Get drunk, go have sex only to discover her arm pit fro. Second Date: You buy her a weed eater.

brian11to1 · 12-10-2003, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by MaliWho97@Dec 10 2003, 12:13 PM
French Women: First date, expensive dinner, expensive wine. Get drunk, go have sex only to discover her arm pit fro. Second Date: You buy her a weed eater.

MAliwho:

Just kidding

2000Si · 12-10-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by LeanMeanMarine+Dec 10 2003, 12:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LeanMeanMari ne @ Dec 10 2003, 12:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-MaliWho97@Dec 10 2003, 12:13 PM
French Women:* First date, expensive dinner, expensive wine.* Get drunk, go have sex only to discover her arm pit fro.* Second Date:* You buy her a weed eater.

MAliwho:

Just kidding [/b][/quote]

E_SolSi · 12-10-2003, 12:39 PM

holy fuck that pic is great!!!!!!!!!!!

brian11to1 · 12-10-2003, 12:40 PM

I found it someones gallery.

Calesta · 12-10-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by E_SolSi@Dec 10 2003, 12:39 PM
holy fuck that pic is great!!!!!!!!!!!

That's awesome!

Def_Jam · 12-10-2003, 10:15 PM

I love the pic with the slug in it....

driver1 · 12-11-2003, 07:08 PM

hahaha lol those pics are both great, me likes!!!

Slo86GT · 12-12-2003, 02:00 AM

My girlfriend is Scotch/Irish.... This explains a lot....

JDMilan · 12-12-2003, 04:07 PM

so true, every jewish girl that I have dated gave great head very quickly...

Slammed89Integra · 12-12-2003, 04:12 PM

Funny even though its a repost.

h22bubbleback · 12-12-2003, 05:14 PM

12-10-2003, 08:40 AM	#2
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12-10-2003, 11:57 AM	#5
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12-10-2003, 12:05 PM	#6
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12-10-2003, 12:40 PM	#11
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12-10-2003, 08:23 AM	#1
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	i think i posted this before... so on myself asshats > WHITE WOMEN: > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. > Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. > > IRISH WOMEN: > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > > ITALIAN WOMEN: > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. > Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & > meatballs. > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 > carat > ring. > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought > of > having sex. > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. > > JEWISH WOMEN: > First Date: You get dynamite head. > Second Date: You get more great head. > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. > > CHINESE WOMEN: > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing > happens. > Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing > happens > again. > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already > realized > nothing is going to happen. > > INDIAN WOMEN: > First date: Meet her parents. > Second date: Set the date of the wedding. > Third date: Wedding night. > > BLACK WOMEN: > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive > dinner. > Third Date: You get to pay her rent. > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. > > MEXICAN WOMEN: > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, > have sex > in > the back of her car. > Second Date: She's pregnant. > Third Date: She moves in. > One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, > her > brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's > mother, > her > two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and > you live > on > rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be > nice, > but > now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. > DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

12-10-2003, 12:13 PM	#7
MaliWho97 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 568 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 19	French Women: First date, expensive dinner, expensive wine. Get drunk, go have sex only to discover her arm pit fro. Second Date: You buy her a weed eater.

12-10-2003, 10:15 PM	#13
Def_Jam Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Buffalo Posts: 337 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 16	I love the pic with the slug in it....

12-12-2003, 02:00 AM	#15
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12-12-2003, 04:07 PM	#16
JDMilan Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 6,733 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 81	so true, every jewish girl that I have dated gave great head very quickly... __________________ <span style=\"color:red\">"92 Blue EG"</span> -Project 3 - Motor A (NA stock SiR longblock B16 EG/S1tran) 14.3@97 15" radial tires & Gutted -Project 3 - Motor B (NA stock SiRII longblock B16 EG/S4tran) 13.3@103 MT's & Gutted <span style=\"color:red\">"Goldy S13"</span> -Project 4 - Motor A (FI SR20DET w/T28 "Under Construction&quot <span style=\"color:red\">"Silver E46"</span> -Project 5 - Motor A (???)

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