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Havok · 05-28-2004, 12:45 PM

I got this e-mail at work today....I have seen it before, but I figured it's worth the repost

> Dating Habits
>
> WHITE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
> IRISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> ITALIAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
> meatballs.
> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
> ring.
> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
> having sex.
> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
>
> JEWISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> Second Date: You get more great head.
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
> CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
> again.
> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
> realized nothing is going to happen.
>
> INDIAN WOMEN:
> First date: Meet her parents.
> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> BLACK WOMEN:
> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
> dinner.
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
> MEXICAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
> have sex in the back of her car.
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
> girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
> sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
> beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
> now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
>

Celerity · 05-28-2004, 01:20 PM

Those are all so accurate.

-> Steve

The black women one is especially.

complicity · 05-28-2004, 01:39 PM

That made me smile. I'm white. And Irish and Italian. hmm.

And yeah, they are pretty accurate... some more than others

reckedracing · 05-28-2004, 01:41 PM

and the one about jewish girls is quite true...

MINT

EDIT: anyone else find the stereotype about jewish girls and head to be true?

94RedSiGal · 05-28-2004, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Havok@May 28 2004, 12:45 PM
> CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
> again.
> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
> realized nothing is going to happen.

^^^^^^ What's with this one? It's not like I'm a virgin, I'm just very picky about selecting my bfs... Hmmmf. Well at least I don't drag it out after the first date, heck I don't even do a first date if it's going to be a waste of time. I can afford to buy my own meals.

Celerity · 05-28-2004, 01:54 PM

Like I said, Accurate.

-> Steve

complicity · 05-28-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Celerity@May 28 2004, 12:54 PM
Like I said, Accurate.

-> Steve

94RedSiGal · 05-28-2004, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Celerity@May 28 2004, 01:54 PM
Like I said, Accurate.

-> Steve

Umm... no. Fucktard. <_<

reckedracing · 05-28-2004, 02:00 PM

whooaaa

potty mouth

and hell yea that shit is accurate...

EDIT: don;t be angry cause its true

pissedoffsol · 05-28-2004, 02:08 PM

please don't let this turn into another steve vs martine thread.

christ

**Loco Honkey** · 05-28-2004, 02:11 PM

Martine! SIT!

Steve! DOWN!

94RedSiGal · 05-28-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loco Honkey@May 28 2004, 02:11 PM
Martine! SIT!

grrrrr.... *sits*

:P

OldEMaltLiQuoR · 05-28-2004, 02:45 PM

I work up the block from radio city music hall.
I just went out to bullshit and pick up a dirty water dog and guess what i saw.....
two SLAMIN girls tongueing like you wouldn't believe.
I almost didn't believe it.
There were @ the most 25yrld's slim, nice waist, and NICE ASSES!!
I just stood there with the crowd of ogling men and gazed.

I LOVE NY!

**Loco Honkey** · 05-28-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldEMaltLiQuoR@May 28 2004, 01:45 PM
I work up the block from radio city music hall.
I just went out to bullshit and pick up a dirty water dog and guess what i saw.....
two SLAMIN girls tongueing like you wouldn't believe.
I almost didn't believe it.
There were @ the most 25yrld's slim, nice waist, and NICE ASSES!!
I just stood there with the crowd of ogling men and gazed.

I LOVE NY!

Uh, OK. ...

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I'm waiting for the part that I'm supposed to care about... let me know when you get to it...

pissedoffsol · 05-28-2004, 03:13 PM

im waiting for the part that has to do wit this thread in any shape or form

reckedracing · 05-28-2004, 03:19 PM

thread jacking and worthless without pics

**Loco Honkey** · 05-28-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reckedracing@May 28 2004, 02:19 PM
thread jacking and worthless without pics

OK, fine...

Frankie P. · 05-28-2004, 04:14 PM

I think the one with the Black woman is awesome that one is RIGHT ON the money, it has never happend to me, but can you say.

MAURY, MAURY, MAURY, MAURY!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Jerry Springer and his fake ass shit, Maury owns all, especially when you get the women who are on their like 5th guy, fuckin' sluts. Some guy was telling me some girl tested like 18 men, NO JOKE!!

reckedracing · 05-28-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Some guy was telling me some girl tested like 18 men, NO JOKE!!

tested?

EDIT: ooh what a dirty slut... put her down, STD ridden whore

NoJokE · 05-28-2004, 04:22 PM

[offtopic] He means blood tested to see if it was their baby.[/offtopic]

Those are so very very true!

tab · 05-28-2004, 08:44 PM

I've done everything but a Spanish girl. Don't get me wrong, I'd like to, just haven't found the right one yet. I'm not prejudice.

Anyway, I didn't have any problems with the Chinese girl. Got head and everything on the first night. Lucky I guess?!?

Quote:

tested like 18 men, NO JOKE!!

Ewwwwww. Who wants sloppy eightteenths???????

I don't think so, LOL.

**Tonyd0821** · 05-28-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 94RedSiGal+May 28 2004, 01:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(94RedSiGal @ May 28 2004, 01:18 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Loco Honkey@May 28 2004, 02:11 PM
Martine!* SIT!

grrrrr.... *sits*

:P [/b][/quote]
Who says you can't train women?

Now get on all fours, bark like a dog, and make me a sammich

2000Si · 05-28-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tonyd0821+May 28 2004, 09:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tonyd0821 @ May 28 2004, 09:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Quote:

Originally posted by 94RedSiGal@May 28 2004, 01:18 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Loco Honkey

Quote:

@May 28 2004, 02:11 PM
Martine!* SIT!

grrrrr.... *sits*

:P

Who says you can't train women?

Now get on all fours, bark like a dog, and make me a sammich [/b][/quote]
owned.

and that list...accurate.

TurboMirage · 05-28-2004, 10:38 PM

brian11to1 · 05-28-2004, 10:44 PM

i dont know I dated a black chick, wont do it again
I made out with a hispanic girl... that was a waste
I pretty much stick to white girls, but from where Im from, that isnt easy. They are expensive...

I hate......

05-28-2004, 12:45 PM	#1
Havok Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 6,825 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 83	I got this e-mail at work today....I have seen it before, but I figured it's worth the repost > Dating Habits > > WHITE WOMEN: > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. > Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. > > IRISH WOMEN: > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > > ITALIAN WOMEN: > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. > Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & > meatballs. > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat > ring. > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of > having sex. > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. > > JEWISH WOMEN: > First Date: You get dynamite head. > Second Date: You get more great head. > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. > > CHINESE WOMEN: > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. > Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens > again. > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already > realized nothing is going to happen. > > INDIAN WOMEN: > First date: Meet her parents. > Second date: Set the date of the wedding. > Third date: Wedding night. > > BLACK WOMEN: > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive > dinner. > Third Date: You get to pay her rent. > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. > > MEXICAN WOMEN: > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and > have sex in the back of her car. > Second Date: She's pregnant. > Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his > girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her > grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her > sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and > beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but > now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. > __________________ My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars. I'm honored by your hatred! She wanted love, I taste of blood. She bit my lip and drank my warmth from years before.

05-28-2004, 01:39 PM	#3
complicity Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Jersey Posts: 324 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 16	That made me smile. I'm white. And Irish and Italian. hmm. And yeah, they are pretty accurate... some more than others __________________ people & attitudes cause accidents / not technology & equipment

05-28-2004, 01:41 PM	#4
reckedracing TTIWWOP Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 845 Area, NY Age: 29 Posts: 15,381 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda Rep Power: 411	and the one about jewish girls is quite true... MINT EDIT: anyone else find the stereotype about jewish girls and head to be true? __________________ I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

05-28-2004, 02:00 PM	#9
reckedracing TTIWWOP Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 845 Area, NY Age: 29 Posts: 15,381 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda Rep Power: 411	whooaaa potty mouth and hell yea that shit is accurate... EDIT: don;t be angry cause its true __________________ I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

05-28-2004, 02:45 PM	#13
OldEMaltLiQuoR Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 186 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 13	I work up the block from radio city music hall. I just went out to bullshit and pick up a dirty water dog and guess what i saw..... two SLAMIN girls tongueing like you wouldn't believe. I almost didn't believe it. There were @ the most 25yrld's slim, nice waist, and NICE ASSES!! I just stood there with the crowd of ogling men and gazed. I LOVE NY! __________________ '95 Red Integra GSR - bone stock -- Stolen 02-05-05


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05-28-2004, 02:08 PM	#10
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	please don't let this turn into another steve vs martine thread. christ

05-28-2004, 02:11 PM	#11
Loco Honkey Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,657 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 0	Martine! SIT! Steve! DOWN!

05-28-2004, 03:13 PM	#15
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	im waiting for the part that has to do wit this thread in any shape or form

05-28-2004, 03:19 PM	#16
reckedracing TTIWWOP Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 845 Area, NY Age: 29 Posts: 15,381 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda Rep Power: 411	thread jacking and worthless without pics __________________ I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

05-28-2004, 04:14 PM	#18
Frankie P. Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Austin, TX. Posts: 1,630 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 29	I think the one with the Black woman is awesome that one is RIGHT ON the money, it has never happend to me, but can you say. MAURY, MAURY, MAURY, MAURY!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Jerry Springer and his fake ass shit, Maury owns all, especially when you get the women who are on their like 5th guy, fuckin' sluts. Some guy was telling me some girl tested like 18 men, NO JOKE!!

05-28-2004, 04:22 PM	#20
NoJokE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,317 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 27	[offtopic] He means blood tested to see if it was their baby.[/offtopic] Those are so very very true! __________________ T3T67 <a href=\"http://www.hondaswap.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=69573\" target=\"_blank\">Buy my MSD 6AL, Carsound Cat, VTEC Distributor!</a> <a href=\"http://ipods.freepay.com/?r=11169222\" target=\"_blank\">Sign up for a Free Ipod!</a>

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05-28-2004, 10:44 PM	#25
brian11to1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 9,000 iTrader: 2 / 100% Rep Power: 111	i dont know I dated a black chick, wont do it again I made out with a hispanic girl... that was a waste I pretty much stick to white girls, but from where Im from, that isnt easy. They are expensive... I hate...... __________________ 90 Integra Sedan B20V 225 / 153 I DO NOT answer tech questions via PM. Use the forums!!!