jeffie7

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.


REPLY:

>>Dear Troubled User:
>>
>>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>>
>>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>>SYSTEM
>>and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
>>to
>>delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
>>uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
>>
>>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
>>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
>>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>>alleviate software augmentation problems.
>>
>>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>>will return to normal anyway.
>>
>>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>>Wife
>>1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
>>It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>>
>>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>>cause
>>the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only
>>way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
>>
>>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>>
>>Best of luck,
>>
>>Tech Support

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also remember to run anti girl 3.0 because if you become infected and let girls take over your system while wife 1.0 is loaded and operational(especially after child 1.0 or even worse 2.0 has arrived) can cause serious drainage on wallet 5.0

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Note to self... do not install Husband 1.0 program ev4r.


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