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**Tonyd0821** · 08-20-2003, 05:59 PM

<<edit>> <<this story was forwarded to me by one of my Marine buddies....enjoy>>

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend...? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was nineteen years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

<<double edit>>

<<2000 POSTS FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!!>>

dveit · 08-20-2003, 06:09 PM

Didn't see that one coming.

vtecsir1 · 08-20-2003, 06:10 PM

yeah thats funny i have heard it before.

sohcslammer · 08-20-2003, 06:12 PM

Dude, fucking hysterical.... and typical...

2000Si · 08-20-2003, 06:26 PM

That's a good one. I saw that on another forum...that i later got banned from...for no reason. stupid Nazis...anyway, still a good one.

rudeludenotmeanthough · 08-20-2003, 06:29 PM

good shit y0!!

BodyDroppedNikes · 08-20-2003, 08:14 PM

lol thats pretty good

JDMilan · 08-20-2003, 10:02 PM

Funny shit, good one. You shouldn't even keep them in your whip, they get a little melty

I am almost at 2k myself.

Milan

**Tonyd0821** · 08-20-2003, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDMilan@Aug 20 2003, 09:02 PM
Funny shit, good one. You shouldn't even keep them in your whip, they get a little melty

I am almost at 2k myself.

Milan

and to think they actually had the gall to call me a post whore...

I JOINED 3 MONTHS BEFORE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you got almost the same amount of posts as me

Canuck 93 Civic Si · 08-20-2003, 10:18 PM

I heard that once before from a friend only it was the chicks mom that wanted the groom to be, not the sister. I like this one better though.. better visuals

pissedoffsol · 08-21-2003, 01:22 AM

can you imagein being the chick though??

Dad- "Shirley, we nee you to hit on your to-be brother in law. i want you to throw your panties at him"

dveit · 08-21-2003, 02:00 AM

It's like asking your daughter to be a slut.

Krazy4379 · 08-21-2003, 02:43 AM

Thats one twisted test.....f*ckin weirdo's lol......funny as hell though

preluderjs · 08-21-2003, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tonyd0821+Aug 20 2003, 09:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tonyd0821 @ Aug 20 2003, 09:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-JDMilan@Aug 20 2003, 09:02 PM
Funny shit, good one. You shouldn't even keep them in your whip, they get a little melty

I am almost at 2k myself.

Milan

and to think they actually had the gall to call me a post whore...

I JOINED 3 MONTHS BEFORE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you got almost the same amount of posts as me

[/b][/quote]
Probably the least post-whorish person on the board and im here almost everyday. Member 150 (or somethin like that) and my post count is way down.

Sed8ed · 08-22-2003, 12:11 AM

Dude, no... I postwhore the least, member #32 (I was #3 before the second server crash) and I only have 80ish posts

I'm here most of the time too

90 accord · 08-22-2003, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sed8ed@Aug 21 2003, 11:11 PM
Dude, no... I postwhore the least, member #32 (I was #3 before the second server crash) and I only have 80ish posts

I'm here most of the time too

cry about it..

thats a pretty damn good joke mang!!

Havok · 08-22-2003, 01:06 AM

Post Type R..this was posted like 3-4 months ago.

**Tonyd0821** · 08-23-2003, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afipunk21@Aug 22 2003, 12:06 AM
Post Type R..this was posted like 3-4 months ago.

Silverchild79 · 08-23-2003, 01:00 AM

I'd fail bigger then shit, I'd charge that bedroom like General Pickett at Getesburg

Slammed89Integra · 08-23-2003, 01:06 AM

That is hilarious!

08-20-2003, 06:12 PM	#4
sohcslammer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bay Area Posts: 2,193 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 35	Dude, fucking hysterical.... and typical... __________________ Latest project - 1 fucking fast 99 SI

08-20-2003, 06:29 PM	#6
rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,406 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 29	good shit y0!! __________________ </div><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE (94RedSiGal @ Dec 2 2003 @ 12:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>Having a ClubSi, Honda-Tech or HondaSwap sticker on them would just scream "Steal Me Now! I'm a special car!" to thieves.</td></tr></table><div class=\'signature\'>

08-20-2003, 10:02 PM	#8
JDMilan Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 6,733 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 81	Funny shit, good one. You shouldn't even keep them in your whip, they get a little melty I am almost at 2k myself. Milan __________________ <span style=\"color:red\">"92 Blue EG"</span> -Project 3 - Motor A (NA stock SiR longblock B16 EG/S1tran) 14.3@97 15" radial tires & Gutted -Project 3 - Motor B (NA stock SiRII longblock B16 EG/S4tran) 13.3@103 MT's & Gutted <span style=\"color:red\">"Goldy S13"</span> -Project 4 - Motor A (FI SR20DET w/T28 "Under Construction&quot <span style=\"color:red\">"Silver E46"</span> -Project 5 - Motor A (???)

08-20-2003, 10:18 PM	#10
Canuck 93 Civic Si Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada Posts: 539 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 20	I heard that once before from a friend only it was the chicks mom that wanted the groom to be, not the sister. I like this one better though.. better visuals __________________ Are you sure it was something you read in a book. Are you sure it wasnt..... Nothing?

08-22-2003, 12:11 AM	#15
Sed8ed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 136 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 16	Dude, no... I postwhore the least, member #32 (I was #3 before the second server crash) and I only have 80ish posts I'm here most of the time too __________________ 'Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.' 'Out of my mind, back in five minutes' Originally posted by simba Canada didn't become a communist state, it became a socialist country run by liberal housewives who think cause and effect is black and white. Own a gun? Well, it's probably going to cause someone to be shot sooner or later. Better restrict them. Own a fast car? Well, you're probably going to kill someone due to driving too fast sooner or later. Better give the police unlimited power to "convince" you to return it to stock, so you won't kill anyone. Freedom is subjective.


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08-20-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
Tonyd0821 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,089 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 0	<<edit>> <<this story was forwarded to me by one of my Marine buddies....enjoy>> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend...? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was nineteen years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. <<double edit>> <<2000 POSTS FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!!>>

08-20-2003, 06:10 PM	#3
vtecsir1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Age: 29 Posts: 2,761 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 43	yeah thats funny i have heard it before. __________________ LS vtec build http://hondaswap.com/auto-multi-medi...t=lsvtec+build New GSR build 2009 http://hondaswap.com/auto-multi-medi...5/#post1400802

08-21-2003, 01:22 AM	#11
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	can you imagein being the chick though?? Dad- "Shirley, we nee you to hit on your to-be brother in law. i want you to throw your panties at him"

08-21-2003, 02:43 AM	#13
Krazy4379 Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 61 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 14	Thats one twisted test.....f*ckin weirdo's lol......funny as hell though

08-22-2003, 01:06 AM	#17
Havok Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 6,825 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 83	Post Type R..this was posted like 3-4 months ago. __________________ My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars. I'm honored by your hatred! She wanted love, I taste of blood. She bit my lip and drank my warmth from years before.

08-23-2003, 01:00 AM	#19
Silverchild79 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Albany, Oregon Age: 30 Posts: 6,763 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 192	I'd fail bigger then shit, I'd charge that bedroom like General Pickett at Getesburg __________________ Did I just say something interesting or funny? Check out my blog for more... http://campassmore.wordpress.com/

08-23-2003, 01:06 AM	#20
Slammed89Integra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington Age: 22 Posts: 7,741 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Scion TC, 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Rep Power: 155	That is hilarious! __________________ When this is all over I think we should get an apartment together.

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