BodyDroppedNikes

typed in the words "pile of dog shit" on google and found this funny chritmas joke:



Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was
getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to
do.

The shrink said,
'Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny
what he wants Santa to bring him. If He cusses while
he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog shit in place
of the gifts or gifts he requests.'

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him
what he wanted for Christmas.

'I want a damn teddy bear laying right beside me when
I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn
train going around the damn tree. And when I go
outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against
the damn garage.'

On Christmas morning, little Johnny woke up and rolled
over into a pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked
downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge
pile of dog shit by the garage.

When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on
his face, his dad smiled and asked, 'What did Santa
bring you this year?'

Johnny replied, 'I think I got a dog but I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!'


it might be old but i found it amusing.

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dveit

not that funny, but got a giggle outta me

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