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01-11-2007, 06:23 PM
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funny email
Here's a VERY funny spoof email that was forwarded to me by a co-worker.
-------------------------------------------------------- Reply to an on line Matrimonial ad from a man. Madam: I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, Other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot. I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling LEGS and looking up with lots of Hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. Expecting soon, Yours and only yours Choudhary Bashir Warraich born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore, Punjab. |
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01-11-2007, 06:25 PM
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01-11-2007, 06:37 PM
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it is funny, but talk about bad english.
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01-11-2007, 06:57 PM
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Dismember
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very borat-esque humor.
my favorite part. Quote:
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