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Old 05-22-2004, 03:55 PM   #1
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Timmy and Jimmy are two young British lads who live next door to each other.

On Christmas morning, Timmy runs downstairs and unwraps his gifts. There are board games! There are books! There's some new clothing! Timmy is overwhelmed with joy.

He runs next door to see Jimmy.

"Jimmy! Jimmy! What did you get for Christmas?"

"I got a new X-Box, a new mountain bike, some Matrix sunglasses and a new digital camera," Jimmy replied. "What did you get?"

Solemnly, Timmy replied, "Oh, you know. Some board games, some books, some new clothes and stuff."

"You didn't get very much stuff," Jimmy said cockily.

"Oh yeah?" said Timmy. "Well at least I don't have leukemia."
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:42 PM   #4
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thats sad, but funny.
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I guess the other kid that got more stuff didn't know he had Leukimia(SP?)
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i think you just beat my zombo thread as the worst thread ever
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sorry, i guess when you have luekemia, things like that are funny.
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Originally posted by randerson165@May 22 2004, 02:55 PM
Timmy and Jimmy are two young British lads who live next door to each other.
no they are two crips from south park....
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my Coworker has it Im sooooo gonna tell him this one tomorrow =)
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