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dacheat · 03-11-2008, 05:06 PM

i saw this one in my spambox and it made me laugh, so i thought hey, maybe this is a good thread idea?

From Shaun Obrien (Shaun@uc.usbr.gov): "It seemed like good exercise."

YBLEGAL · 03-11-2008, 05:50 PM

From Duane Matthews (Duane@bcm.tmc.edu): "I wanted to get rid of agression."

Amanda told me my small pecker didn't matter to her, but since I've put on 2 inches, she has orgasms everytime we have sex

dacheat · 03-11-2008, 05:56 PM

Oh that was a good one. hahah!!!

From Elise Stringer (5homunculus@tvsquad.com): "No deposit need , get quick 999 USD and keep you winnings"

i love the typoes and obvious non-english speakingitude of this one, which is why i'm sharing it.

EGProject · 03-11-2008, 06:00 PM

The ones that really get me are the completely random ones for Viagra or something else, such as..

"the purple lobster left fly hazardous empty bottle erection yes".

get_nick · 03-11-2008, 06:03 PM

i delete the spam pretty quickly. i love the ones that say, "tired of having a baby dick? take these pills".

i am often convinced i should reply with, "how did you know i have a baby dick, i'm a 35 year old virgin because it doesn't stick out past my pubes"

dacheat · 03-11-2008, 10:32 PM

no kidding, just got this one when i checked tonight:

From maatouk valadez <ligrivnu_2007@student.bcc.ctc.edu> : "Hot gay sex caught on tape"

Increase the size of your manhood to an unbelievable length

YBLEGAL · 03-11-2008, 10:48 PM

for Gmail.

Nothin in my regular inbox.

Now on my yahoo email, wow I get some of the weirdest paragraphs...

Quote:

equally unconvincing. Not for nothing did Schiller say that the Kantian
moonlight, so that each strap of the sandal could be seen distinctly. The
then Margarita's body became weightless.
hopeless signals.
suddenly illumined by a tremulous light.
tailcoated men. Their swarthy, white, coffee-bean-coloured, and altogether
murder can only throw us off the track, hinder the investigation, and
'Frightful to think of,' agreed Behemoth.
taken with him,' Levi addressed Woland pleadingly for the first time.
swell, and finally the song resounded in all corners of the affiliate. In
he turned purple, hurled the little bag of macaroons on the floor, and
foreboding had not deceived him - the disaster occurred. Levi was in the
Further Reading.

dacheat · 03-11-2008, 11:32 PM

that is some fukt stuff.

Celerity · 03-11-2008, 11:37 PM

Vogon Poetry.

YBLEGAL · 03-11-2008, 11:37 PM

well yeah i realized they take a lot of old works and cut them up, dice them together, and serve up their spam.

Dustin_m · 03-12-2008, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YBLEGAL

for Gmail.

Nothin in my regular inbox.

Same here. I don't get spam like I always did when I used hotmail. I have gotten a few Nigerian scams through Gmail though.

dacheat · 03-12-2008, 05:30 PM

gmail has a great spam filter; i don't see it in my inbox...but that doesn't stop me from chikkitychecking the spam folder occasionally. today's gem:

From Alfreda Alexander (fyysikon_1986@farrukh.co.uk): "Hop in the sack with the hottie"
Shoot all your shots deeper into her with your larger shotgun

Celerity · 03-12-2008, 05:41 PM

As a guy that can read minds, you wouldn't believe how many people think like these spam tag lines.

And it's mostly sex too.

dacheat · 03-28-2008, 07:52 PM

From Shauna Mcmillan Shaunasystematic@clui.org: "Enormous banana is your luxury."
Your baby-makeris too small.
Tired of loosing control in bad.
Don't worry we know the solution of this trouble.
Try our product and you will become a king of bad.

:banana:

03-11-2008, 05:06 PM	#1
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,775 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 257	funny spam email subject lines i saw this one in my spambox and it made me laugh, so i thought hey, maybe this is a good thread idea? From Shaun Obrien (Shaun@uc.usbr.gov): "It seemed like good exercise." __________________ marco....

03-11-2008, 05:56 PM	#3
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,775 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 257	Oh that was a good one. hahah!!! From Elise Stringer (5homunculus@tvsquad.com): "No deposit need , get quick 999 USD and keep you winnings" i love the typoes and obvious non-english speakingitude of this one, which is why i'm sharing it. __________________ marco....

03-11-2008, 06:03 PM	#5
get_nick The G37.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Washington State Age: 29 Posts: 9,992 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: Black G37, '07 R6 Rep Power: 266	i delete the spam pretty quickly. i love the ones that say, "tired of having a baby dick? take these pills". i am often convinced i should reply with, "how did you know i have a baby dick, i'm a 35 year old virgin because it doesn't stick out past my pubes" __________________ I changed the page layout. let me know what you think. I need feedback. www.obamacies.com

03-11-2008, 10:32 PM	#6
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,775 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 257	no kidding, just got this one when i checked tonight: From maatouk valadez <ligrivnu_2007@student.bcc.ctc.edu> : "Hot gay sex caught on tape" Increase the size of your manhood to an unbelievable length __________________ marco....

03-11-2008, 11:32 PM	#8
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,775 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 257	that is some fukt stuff. __________________ marco....


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03-11-2008, 05:50 PM	#2
YBLEGAL Regular Member w/ Cheese Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 2,746 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2000 EJ8 w/ SiR-II Rep Power: 72	From Duane Matthews (Duane@bcm.tmc.edu): "I wanted to get rid of agression." Amanda told me my small pecker didn't matter to her, but since I've put on 2 inches, she has orgasms everytime we have sex

03-11-2008, 11:37 PM	#10
YBLEGAL Regular Member w/ Cheese Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 2,746 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2000 EJ8 w/ SiR-II Rep Power: 72	well yeah i realized they take a lot of old works and cut them up, dice them together, and serve up their spam.

03-12-2008, 05:30 PM	#12
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,775 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 257	gmail has a great spam filter; i don't see it in my inbox...but that doesn't stop me from chikkitychecking the spam folder occasionally. today's gem: From Alfreda Alexander (fyysikon_1986@farrukh.co.uk): "Hop in the sack with the hottie" Shoot all your shots deeper into her with your larger shotgun __________________ marco....

03-28-2008, 07:52 PM	#14
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,775 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 257	Enormous banana is your luxury. From Shauna Mcmillan Shaunasystematic@clui.org: "Enormous banana is your luxury." Your baby-makeris too small. Tired of loosing control in bad. Don't worry we know the solution of this trouble. Try our product and you will become a king of bad. :banana: __________________ marco....

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