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lsvtec · 05-23-2003, 04:45 PM

http://www.spies.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

You've probably seen it, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

E_SolSi · 05-23-2003, 04:54 PM

LMAO

is that for real?????

lsvtec · 05-23-2003, 04:55 PM

I don't know, but I bet 92b16vx can verify.

Quote:

I wouldn't be surprised if the more expensive models include a digital scale: "Mein Gott, zwei kilogram!" exclaims Günter, joyful and relieved.

busts me up every time.

92b16vx · 05-23-2003, 05:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

,sorry Eric,my wife doesn't even know why.But if I had to guess,I would say that yes it has something to do with stool inspection being a good why to tell what is going on inside your digestive system.

92b16vx · 05-23-2003, 05:26 PM

I felt compelled to let you know that not ALL toliets in Germany are like that.Here is ours good ol' American style....

Calesta · 05-23-2003, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 92b16vx@May 23 2003, 04:31 PM
I felt compelled to let you know that not ALL toliets in Germany are like that.Here is ours good ol' American style....

Awesome. You took a pic of your crapper. Too funny.

E_SolSi · 05-23-2003, 05:32 PM

thats just F'n weird
german cars =

german toilets =

good to know not all of them are like that at least

92b16vx · 05-23-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by E_SolSi@May 23 2003, 10:37 PM
thats just F'n weird
german cars =
german toilets =

good to know not all of them are like that at least

HAHA,true

lsvtec · 05-23-2003, 06:00 PM

Sweet, that is the first time I have seen someone post a pic of their john. That is funny. Thank you for the scoop and the update on German toilets.

sohcslammer · 05-23-2003, 06:59 PM

Thanx for flushing first...

Baker · 05-23-2003, 07:11 PM

the toilet in my hotel room in amsterdamn was like that. i have a pic somewhere I'll scan it when i find it

lsvtec · 05-23-2003, 07:16 PM

Nice, a pic in its natural setting. Did you have the problem with turd launches?

**Tonyd0821** · 05-23-2003, 07:19 PM

in order to avoid "splash-down" just put a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you
take a dump.

question.....are the majority of people in here "folders" or "wadders" with their toilet paper?

i was listenting to howard stern and he said that folding is the most efficient way to use toilet paper.....

92b16vx · 05-23-2003, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by karnash+May 24 2003, 12:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(karnash @ May 24 2003, 12:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> in order to avoid "splash-down" just put a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you
take a dump.

[/b]

That doen't have an effect on it,the turds just sit there and stink like death.

<!--QuoteBegin-lsvtec Posted on May 24 2003@ 12:21 AM
Did you have the problem with turd launches?
[/quote]
No we have good pressure here,but I know what that article is talking about.Though I have never had to get into a manual excavation.

BodyDroppedNikes · 05-23-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by karnash@May 23 2003, 06:24 PM
in order to avoid "splash-down" just put a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you
take a dump.

question.....are the majority of people in here "folders" or "wadders" with their toilet paper?

i was listenting to howard stern and he said that folding is the most efficient way to use toilet paper.....

i wad up the toilet paper.

also i would like to add, i am what i call a "power shitter" meaning i go in there, shit, wipe my ass and get the hell out. what about you all?

mattcalica · 05-23-2003, 09:24 PM

if you are a power shitter, i am a relaxed shitter...i have about a dozen magazines in my bathroom, and i read through them every time i use the john...I buy super streets for the sole purpose of bathroom reading material...its so peaceful on the toilet.

DarkHand · 05-23-2003, 10:29 PM

Pepto Bismol is good if your mixture is too lean. Also, keep some milk of magnesia around for whenever the fuel lines get clogged. And don't eat too much brocolli or everyone will hear your blowoff valve.

Havok · 05-23-2003, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp+May 23 2003, 08:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TrailorParkP imp @ May 23 2003, 08:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-karnash@May 23 2003, 06:24 PM
in order to avoid "splash-down" just put a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you
take a dump.

question.....are the majority of people in here "folders" or "wadders" with their toilet paper?

i was listenting to howard stern and he said that folding is the most efficient way to use toilet paper.....

i wad up the toilet paper.

also i would like to add, i am what i call a "power shitter" meaning i go in there, shit, wipe my ass and get the hell out. what about you all? [/b][/quote]
lmao, that's the same thing I call it....and this thread is fucked.

Spyderturbo · 05-23-2003, 10:39 PM

I guess technically I bundle the TP, kind of wrap it around the thumb and index a few times to get a nice solid base, as to avoid breakthrough....

This is some thread man *shakes head, throws hands in air and walks off*

-Matt
2000 Integra Type R #0968 Pheonix Yellow
Tein HA's
AEM CAI

JDMilan · 05-24-2003, 12:19 AM

I am from europe, just next to germany, and I can't stand those toilets. Where I am from most public toilets must be paid for in order to use them, there is a paper surcharge. When you fluch that damn Euro toilet water just jumps and splashes everywhere. And oftern there is a snail trail left over from your shit.

Milan

Slo86GT · 05-24-2003, 01:22 AM

That site is fucking awesome.

As far as wad/fold, I am definitely the anal type of person that FOLDS.

3-4 squares depending on the mess I feel I've left back there.

3-5 wipes until the paper is CLEAN on the last wipe, flush, wash hands, mirror inspection of face, toilet quit running, good. Turn off exhaust fan, exit bathroom.

I'm a VERY laid back shitter, I like to wait around and get it all in one "blow". Often if I rush a shit, to get back to a game or a conversation, I'll get the inkling to go again after 20-30 minutes because the next turd in line has decided to make it's way to the final dropoff point. I hate that. Magazine choices of late have been the Crutchfield Catalog, Import Tuner, Turbo Magazine, and Muscle Mustangs and Fast Fords. This generally extends average time of occupancy by 5-15 minutes just because I'll get into a few of the articles. Oops.

05-23-2003, 04:45 PM	#1
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92b16vx B happy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Location: Location: Location: Age: 38 Posts: 13,020 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: dohc 95 egg Rep Power: 186	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ,sorry Eric,my wife doesn't even know why.But if I had to guess,I would say that yes it has something to do with stool inspection being a good why to tell what is going on inside your digestive system. __________________ 95 CX\|B16A2 XBL \| binary xj0hnx \| Halo 3

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92b16vx B happy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Location: Location: Location: Age: 38 Posts: 13,020 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: dohc 95 egg Rep Power: 186	I felt compelled to let you know that not ALL toliets in Germany are like that.Here is ours good ol' American style.... __________________ 95 CX\|B16A2 XBL \| binary xj0hnx \| Halo 3

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lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Greater Portland, OR Posts: 5,497 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: The Cheapest Road Bicycle I could get Rep Power: 69	Sweet, that is the first time I have seen someone post a pic of their john. That is funny. Thank you for the scoop and the update on German toilets. __________________ v3sw7+9Chw6ln3pr7Ock4ma9w3TXm3l7GDF i7Ce6+8t4MNb8Oen6g6RAOa26s5MRp6 hackerkey.com

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05-23-2003, 07:11 PM	#11
Baker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Schaumburg, IL Posts: 754 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 22	the toilet in my hotel room in amsterdamn was like that. i have a pic somewhere I'll scan it when i find it

05-23-2003, 07:16 PM	#12
lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Greater Portland, OR Posts: 5,497 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: The Cheapest Road Bicycle I could get Rep Power: 69	Nice, a pic in its natural setting. Did you have the problem with turd launches? __________________ v3sw7+9Chw6ln3pr7Ock4ma9w3TXm3l7GDF i7Ce6+8t4MNb8Oen6g6RAOa26s5MRp6 hackerkey.com

05-23-2003, 07:19 PM	#13
Tonyd0821 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,089 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 0	in order to avoid "splash-down" just put a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you take a dump. question.....are the majority of people in here "folders" or "wadders" with their toilet paper? i was listenting to howard stern and he said that folding is the most efficient way to use toilet paper.....

05-23-2003, 09:24 PM	#16
mattcalica Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 573 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 20	if you are a power shitter, i am a relaxed shitter...i have about a dozen magazines in my bathroom, and i read through them every time i use the john...I buy super streets for the sole purpose of bathroom reading material...its so peaceful on the toilet. __________________ its a bird, its a plane...nevermind its just another fucktard with a wing. altezza's: 200 dollars APR wing: 300 dollars F&F sticker across the side of your car:80 dollars Having little kids point and laugh at you: priceless

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Spyderturbo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 151 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 16	I guess technically I bundle the TP, kind of wrap it around the thumb and index a few times to get a nice solid base, as to avoid breakthrough.... This is some thread man shakes head, throws hands in air and walks off -Matt 2000 Integra Type R #0968 Pheonix Yellow Tein HA's AEM CAI __________________ -Matt 2000 Civic EX Coupe 1990 Mustang LX 5.0 2002 Explorer Eddie Bauer

05-24-2003, 12:19 AM	#20
JDMilan Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 6,733 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 81	I am from europe, just next to germany, and I can't stand those toilets. Where I am from most public toilets must be paid for in order to use them, there is a paper surcharge. When you fluch that damn Euro toilet water just jumps and splashes everywhere. And oftern there is a snail trail left over from your shit. Milan __________________ <span style=\"color:red\">"92 Blue EG"</span> -Project 3 - Motor A (NA stock SiR longblock B16 EG/S1tran) 14.3@97 15" radial tires & Gutted -Project 3 - Motor B (NA stock SiRII longblock B16 EG/S4tran) 13.3@103 MT's & Gutted <span style=\"color:red\">"Goldy S13"</span> -Project 4 - Motor A (FI SR20DET w/T28 "Under Construction&quot <span style=\"color:red\">"Silver E46"</span> -Project 5 - Motor A (???)

05-24-2003, 01:22 AM	#21
Slo86GT Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Memphis - Hellhole of the South Posts: 3,367 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 48	That site is fucking awesome. As far as wad/fold, I am definitely the anal type of person that FOLDS. 3-4 squares depending on the mess I feel I've left back there. 3-5 wipes until the paper is CLEAN on the last wipe, flush, wash hands, mirror inspection of face, toilet quit running, good. Turn off exhaust fan, exit bathroom. I'm a VERY laid back shitter, I like to wait around and get it all in one "blow". Often if I rush a shit, to get back to a game or a conversation, I'll get the inkling to go again after 20-30 minutes because the next turd in line has decided to make it's way to the final dropoff point. I hate that. Magazine choices of late have been the Crutchfield Catalog, Import Tuner, Turbo Magazine, and Muscle Mustangs and Fast Fords. This generally extends average time of occupancy by 5-15 minutes just because I'll get into a few of the articles. Oops. __________________ - Jody - 2004 Colorado ZQ8 - I5, M5, Regular cab - 209.9whp/210.7wtq 1986 Mustang GT - V8, M5 - 213.0whp/279.2wtq

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