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jeffie7 · 12-11-2003, 11:28 PM

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The Harley 10 Commandments

1. The one true American-made motorcycle is the Harley Davidson, and thou shalt not put no other motorcycles before it.

2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the God of Chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

3. Honor thy authorized dealers and the motorcycles they sell, that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.

4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and have some FUN.

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her cute little butt.

6. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride Japanese bikes, for they are known to be the handiwork of the devil.

7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.

8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his platinum credit card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven.

9. When riding thy Harley on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy Harley with thy Harley brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.

driver1 · 12-11-2003, 11:34 PM

uhhhh.... thats gross

deth101 · 12-11-2003, 11:35 PM

E_SolSi · 12-11-2003, 11:36 PM

welp jeff.....

you just won the award

what award??????

Slammed89Integra · 12-11-2003, 11:37 PM

This is my 1st time ever writing this but its so true.

jeffie7 · 12-11-2003, 11:38 PM

talk about one long post =) wink get it long post

Slammed89Integra · 12-11-2003, 11:39 PM

:this one is:

Bob Vila · 12-11-2003, 11:45 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! I Was waiting for that long ass GIF to make its triumphant return...and wtf is up with the homo post?

Slammed89Integra · 12-11-2003, 11:46 PM

It's just Jeffie7 acting flamboyant like usual.

jeffie7 · 12-11-2003, 11:47 PM

I do have to say atlest I don't drive some cheap ass honda =)~

12-11-2003, 11:34 PM	#2
driver1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,978 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 33	uhhhh.... thats gross __________________ 94 Honda Accord, jdm h22 swapped daily driver 04 cbr600rr fun toy 95 toyota tacoma, lifted winter truck

12-11-2003, 11:35 PM	#3
deth101 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: usa Posts: 774 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 21	__________________ </span><table border=\'0\' align=\'center\' width=\'95%\' cellpadding=\'3\' cellspacing=\'1\'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id=\'QUOTE\'>QUOTE (pyrohardcore @ Apr 22 2003, 06:56 PM)guess i'm sorta out in the open surrounded by fat kids in paintball tho </td></tr></table><span class=\'signature\'> Evil Should'nt Look This Good.

12-11-2003, 11:37 PM	#5
Slammed89Integra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington Age: 22 Posts: 7,738 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Scion TC, 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Rep Power: 155	This is my 1st time ever writing this but its so true. __________________ When this is all over I think we should get an apartment together.

12-11-2003, 11:38 PM	#6
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,161 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 283	talk about one long post =) wink get it long post __________________ www.handsonkitchen.com www.dogurday.com www.jeffnortham.com

12-11-2003, 11:39 PM	#7
Slammed89Integra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington Age: 22 Posts: 7,738 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Scion TC, 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Rep Power: 155	:this one is: __________________ When this is all over I think we should get an apartment together.


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12-11-2003, 11:45 PM	#8
Bob Vila aliv dod Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bristol, Ct. Age: 28 Posts: 4,351 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: A carriage Rep Power: 99	YES!!!!!!!!!!!! I Was waiting for that long ass GIF to make its triumphant return...and wtf is up with the homo post? __________________ kthx ©2003-2099 SiSteve Productions The person below me is gay.

12-11-2003, 11:46 PM	#9
Slammed89Integra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington Age: 22 Posts: 7,738 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Scion TC, 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Rep Power: 155	It's just Jeffie7 acting flamboyant like usual. __________________ When this is all over I think we should get an apartment together.

12-11-2003, 11:47 PM	#10
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,161 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 283	I do have to say atlest I don't drive some cheap ass honda =)~ __________________ www.handsonkitchen.com www.dogurday.com www.jeffnortham.com

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