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jeffie7 · 11-19-2007, 09:29 PM

I work at a Restaurant, pizza joint to be exact. We have a really nice sign board out front, we put stupid sayings on it and so on.

COME CHECK OUT OUR
WINTER SPECIALS

FOOTBALL ON THE TV
TRY SOME WINGS

people put stupid stuff like that up but we like to have some fun with it.

Few weeks back we had

GO TOPLESS
LARGE CHEESE PIZZA

we had our rear lot paved a few months back.

CHECK OUT THE REAR
WE JUST LAID SOME
HOT AS PSAHLT

YOUR WIFE JUST CALLED.
SHE WANTS SOME...

PIZZA

Last week we put up

HURRY IN
WE JUST CUT THE CHEESE

then this week we put up

Side A

PEPPERONI SAUSAGE
MEATBALLS

Side B

YOU CAN'T BEAT
OUR MEAT

both the cheese and the meat sign had a lot of customers talking about how they enjoyed the signed and how funny they were, we even had customers taking pictures of the sign as with standing next to it getting a picture with themselfs in the sigh lol =)

Sure enough our corporate office called us today.
keep in mind theres 80+ stores and we happen to be down the street from the main office. We are a franchise and have to follow some guidelines, one of them just so happens to not be signs lol =) anywho, they said random people were calling them and saying how bad the sign was and how they wanted it down. They even said people bitched about the cut the cheese sign saying it was inappropriate. I replied with how many people have enjoyed the sign and in fact I've had ZERO complaints about it. Thankfully I know some people on the inside so I asked what was up. Sure enough the main guy of the company happened to see it and I guess freaked out.

So I took the sign down. Went next door to the cleaners who happens to share the sign with us told him what was up and said, you need to play off of it.

so right now after being told to clean up the sign and play it safe we have

Side A

DROP YOUR PANTS HERE.

Side B

CLEANERS STORE NAME

I can't wait for the phone call tomorrow. =)

"I'm sorry, we took down the you can't beat our meat sign, the cleaners share the sign with us and it was their turn to use it, I have no control over what they put on there"

=)

Good stuff!

Gotta stick it to the man! Next week I might put up there.

CORPORATE CALLED AND
TOLD US TO CHANGE THE
SIGN SO WE DID

Anyone who thought it was funny might get a kick outta us getting in trouble over it. =)

custompainter · 11-19-2007, 09:34 PM

thats funny sh-t kid

jeffie7 · 11-19-2007, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by custompainter

thats funny sh-t kid

I was about to say, who you calling a kid! then I saw how old you were.

old f-in fart. hahah

=)

2000Si · 11-19-2007, 09:51 PM

haha thats good stuff Jeffie.

Just before I started working a pizza joint called East of Chicago Pizza company, they had a slogan "Twin towers, we build em, you knock em down" - refering to their "Tower" pizza (which has 16 toppings on it).

After 9/11... they had to stop using it. lol

INJEN78 · 11-19-2007, 11:08 PM

lol thats really good shit...thatd be cool as hell to actually have ppl not bitch about it

B · 11-19-2007, 11:18 PM

E did one to d'angelos.

it was late at night, so all he could use were the letters that were already up there. i forgot what it said, but it was vulgur. lol

dacheat · 11-20-2007, 01:56 AM

sweeeeeeet, i love creative signs. for every jackass that frowns when they drive by there are ten people like us saying hellyeah..

TWAN · 11-20-2007, 03:34 PM

There is a sign here in washington, that this guy always puts up controversial things on it... there was even a news story done on it...

http://www.king5.com/video/featured-index.html?nvid=193959

Slammed89Integra · 11-20-2007, 04:29 PM

nice.

hondaswap in physics class is better then sitting regularly in physics class.

B16RacerN2NR · 11-20-2007, 08:38 PM

B16RacerN2NR · 11-20-2007, 08:39 PM

dacheat · 11-20-2007, 08:41 PM

britchick2203 · 11-20-2007, 08:44 PM

there a huuuge sign every year outside a florist in town. it's a giant heart and it always says JANE LOVES DICK...

and dick loves jane on the other side. but still, you can't see that part.

dacheat · 11-20-2007, 08:55 PM

hehehe that pretty much rocks.

nootrac22 · 11-20-2007, 09:06 PM

how bout "your pie topped full of sausage top with our sauce. What better way to spend dinner?"

dacheat · 11-20-2007, 09:08 PM

http://www.euphoniumsoloist.com/meandfunnysign.JPG - pic is too big and fugly to load here...stretches the page worse than triplets in a teenager

gomezkun · 11-26-2007, 04:29 AM

Ahaha. I love the signs!
Even better with the shannanigans going on across the street at the cleaners!

Here is my fun times at Papa Johns
(Yes, I walked like an Egyptian, Raised the roof, and did the lawnmower with the sign)

dacheat · 11-27-2007, 01:11 AM

omg - who knew hot men lurked under those fuxxing costumes! could you see out that thing? what was breathing like? was it hotter than hell in there? what's the worst/best/funniest thing you heard yelled out a car window?

gomezkun · 11-27-2007, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dacheat

omg - who knew hot men lurked under those fuxxing costumes! could you see out that thing? what was breathing like? was it hotter than hell in there? what's the worst/best/funniest thing you heard yelled out a car window?

yes, I was able to see out of that thing, but the vision still sucked.
The temperature outside went from cloudy to sunny (gotta love Oregon weather), and the suit was slowly baking me (which is why I was drinking lots of water).

There was no worst thing yelled at me. I had some girls ask me if they can see my sausage (someone had to say it, and I am glad it was them- cuties

)

Ya...I don't think there is anything else that can top that one

norcalgsr · 11-27-2007, 01:49 AM

Yeah I would be glad it wasn't some guy asking to see my sausage lol

90_EF_Hatch · 11-27-2007, 10:44 AM

my favorite sign said
"everytime you do meth you lose part of your soul" and had a picture of a sad looking dope head.

i turned to my friend Thomas (who used to be really addicted to it) and said "you have no soul.

and to gomezkun with the pizza suit ... I feel ya ... i worked at Chck E Cheese and i WAS Chuck E Cheese. No hot girls asking to see my sausage in that suit

dacheat · 11-27-2007, 11:07 AM

bahahaha!! did you at least get some to sit on yer lap?

90_EF_Hatch · 11-27-2007, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dacheat

bahahaha!! did you at least get some to sit on yer lap?

it would be impossible for a girl to get throught the 5 foot barrier or little kids on a sugar rush harassing me.

dacheat · 11-27-2007, 11:17 AM

i don't know if i could have resisted the temptation to do some out-of-character stuff in a costume like that. and then i'd have been fired or sued.

90_EF_Hatch · 11-27-2007, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dacheat

i don't know if i could have resisted the temptation to do some out-of-character stuff in a costume like that. and then i'd have been fired or sued.

the fear of law suits is the only thing that saved those kids. The suit is expensive and if it got damaged it was my respnsibility. So naturally my first instinct when a kid was beating on my head or pulling on my shirt was to pop em.

but i only worked there for a month.

11-19-2007, 09:29 PM	#1
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,161 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 283	Having fun at work... =) my work! I work at a Restaurant, pizza joint to be exact. We have a really nice sign board out front, we put stupid sayings on it and so on. COME CHECK OUT OUR WINTER SPECIALS FOOTBALL ON THE TV TRY SOME WINGS people put stupid stuff like that up but we like to have some fun with it. Few weeks back we had GO TOPLESS LARGE CHEESE PIZZA we had our rear lot paved a few months back. CHECK OUT THE REAR WE JUST LAID SOME HOT AS PSAHLT YOUR WIFE JUST CALLED. SHE WANTS SOME... PIZZA Last week we put up HURRY IN WE JUST CUT THE CHEESE then this week we put up Side A PEPPERONI SAUSAGE MEATBALLS Side B YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT both the cheese and the meat sign had a lot of customers talking about how they enjoyed the signed and how funny they were, we even had customers taking pictures of the sign as with standing next to it getting a picture with themselfs in the sigh lol =) Sure enough our corporate office called us today. keep in mind theres 80+ stores and we happen to be down the street from the main office. We are a franchise and have to follow some guidelines, one of them just so happens to not be signs lol =) anywho, they said random people were calling them and saying how bad the sign was and how they wanted it down. They even said people bitched about the cut the cheese sign saying it was inappropriate. I replied with how many people have enjoyed the sign and in fact I've had ZERO complaints about it. Thankfully I know some people on the inside so I asked what was up. Sure enough the main guy of the company happened to see it and I guess freaked out. So I took the sign down. Went next door to the cleaners who happens to share the sign with us told him what was up and said, you need to play off of it. so right now after being told to clean up the sign and play it safe we have Side A DROP YOUR PANTS HERE. Side B CLEANERS STORE NAME I can't wait for the phone call tomorrow. =) "I'm sorry, we took down the you can't beat our meat sign, the cleaners share the sign with us and it was their turn to use it, I have no control over what they put on there" =) Good stuff! Gotta stick it to the man! Next week I might put up there. CORPORATE CALLED AND TOLD US TO CHANGE THE SIGN SO WE DID Anyone who thought it was funny might get a kick outta us getting in trouble over it. =) __________________ www.handsonkitchen.com www.dogurday.com www.jeffnortham.com

11-19-2007, 09:34 PM	#2
custompainter drive it like U stole it Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: central CT Age: 30 Posts: 590 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: 99 dx coupe y8, 94 ex coupe z6, 89 teg zc, Rep Power: 11	thats funny sh-t kid __________________ http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2...0011rl2.th.jpg

11-19-2007, 11:08 PM	#5
INJEN78 ¿GANGSTA GREMLIN? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: CT(860) VT(802) Age: 21 Posts: 7,728 iTrader: 5 / 100% Ride: 91 CRX si Rep Power: 214	lol thats really good shit...thatd be cool as hell to actually have ppl not bitch about it __________________ R.I.P BEN LEE2/24/08 we love and miss you http://burnoutbox.activeboard.com/in...BID=127652&p=1 GOOD FAST CHEAP, you can pick only two. fast and cheap isn't good good and cheap isn't fast good and fast isn't cheap

11-20-2007, 01:56 AM	#7
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	sweeeeeeet, i love creative signs. for every jackass that frowns when they drive by there are ten people like us saying hellyeah.. __________________ marco....

11-20-2007, 03:34 PM	#8
TWAN Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Washington Posts: 374 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 18	There is a sign here in washington, that this guy always puts up controversial things on it... there was even a news story done on it... http://www.king5.com/video/featured-index.html?nvid=193959 __________________ Loco Honkey: Are you retarded, or did your dad breast feed you when you were a kid?


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11-19-2007, 11:18 PM	#6
B Administrator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: across the way Age: 29 Posts: 8,016 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 318ti, dakota, genesis 2.0t Rep Power: 403	E did one to d'angelos. it was late at night, so all he could use were the letters that were already up there. i forgot what it said, but it was vulgur. lol

11-20-2007, 04:29 PM	#9
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11-20-2007, 08:41 PM	#12
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	__________________ marco....

11-20-2007, 08:44 PM	#13
britchick2203 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 203 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 8	there a huuuge sign every year outside a florist in town. it's a giant heart and it always says JANE LOVES DICK... and dick loves jane on the other side. but still, you can't see that part.

11-20-2007, 08:55 PM	#14
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	hehehe that pretty much rocks. __________________ marco....

11-20-2007, 09:06 PM	#15
nootrac22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA pocono mts Age: 33 Posts: 4,002 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: daily driver working on 92 prelude 4ws Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 228	how bout "your pie topped full of sausage top with our sauce. What better way to spend dinner?"

11-20-2007, 09:08 PM	#16
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	http://www.euphoniumsoloist.com/meandfunnysign.JPG - pic is too big and fugly to load here...stretches the page worse than triplets in a teenager __________________ marco....

11-27-2007, 01:11 AM	#18
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	omg - who knew hot men lurked under those fuxxing costumes! could you see out that thing? what was breathing like? was it hotter than hell in there? what's the worst/best/funniest thing you heard yelled out a car window? __________________ marco....

11-27-2007, 01:49 AM	#20
norcalgsr Honda Master Technician Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: NorCal Age: 27 Posts: 1,168 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 88 Prelude Si and a CBR 600 Hurricane Rep Power: 21	Yeah I would be glad it wasn't some guy asking to see my sausage lol __________________ Do not PM with tech questions without providing a link to your topic on the forums. This way everyone has access to the information..

11-27-2007, 11:07 AM	#22
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	bahahaha!! did you at least get some to sit on yer lap? __________________ marco....

11-27-2007, 11:17 AM	#24
dacheat ..is grounded. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: strongbadia Posts: 3,791 iTrader: 4 / 100% Ride: '84 buick (rusted) Rep Power: 268	i don't know if i could have resisted the temptation to do some out-of-character stuff in a costume like that. and then i'd have been fired or sued. __________________ marco....

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