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Well maybe I can salvage something? I stopped at 16,000 in damage....
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:14 AM   #1
 
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Well maybe I can salvage something? I stopped at 16,000 in damage.
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:29 AM   #2
 
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damn how did that start,
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:36 AM   #3
 
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how can i make my mazda look like that??
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:37 AM   #4
 
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damn how did that start,
I couldn't tell you. It was sent to me by dispatch as an early lease turn in. I called dispatch to let them know what I was looking at and my dumb ass dispatcher told me to inspect it anyways for nissan.
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:37 AM   #5
 
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damn how did that start,
i blame bush.
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:38 AM   #6
 
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how can i make my mazda look like that??
Told u bag o potato chips and a match

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Old 10-06-2009, 11:39 AM   #7
 
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Told u bag o potato chips and a match
ill keep that in mind
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:39 AM   #8
 
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I couldn't tell you. It was sent to me by dispatch as an early lease turn in. I called dispatch to let them know what I was looking at and my dumb ass dispatcher told me to inspect it anyways for nissan.

The driver must have been huge, see where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? Very modern art.
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:40 AM   #9
 
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FYI I was smoking a cig while inspecting it cause I didn't think it would matter. lmao
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:42 AM   #10
 
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early lease turn in
lmfao
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:53 PM   #11
 
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Maybe some of the bulbs in the headlamp assembly are still good. Lol.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:09 PM   #12
 
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my guess: insurance fraud.

why is the license plate still mint?

firewall.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:11 PM   #13
 
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I couldn't tell you. It was sent to me by dispatch as an early lease turn in. I called dispatch to let them know what I was looking at and my dumb ass dispatcher told me to inspect it anyways for nissan.
Is this what you do for a living? I wanted to inspect cars for insurance when I got out of college but never could find the right information to go about contacting someone about a job.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:12 PM   #14
 
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there was a car in a nearby school that completely burned to the ground because the kid had his subs wired wrong...
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:16 PM   #15
 
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Is this what you do for a living? I wanted to inspect cars for insurance when I got out of college but never could find the right information to go about contacting someone about a job.

he does off lease inspections

when its time to turn the car in at the end of a lease, he comes out and does the inspection and lets the leasing company know what and how much chargeable damage wear etc is on the car
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:18 PM   #16
 
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he does off lease inspections

when its time to turn the car in at the end of a lease, he comes out and does the inspection and lets the leasing company know what and how much chargeable damage wear etc is on the car
That sounds like it could be entertaining too. How do you go about getting a job like that though?
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:26 PM   #17
 
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Mmmm car-b-que.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:28 PM   #18
 
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he met up with some guy at a glory hole at a truck stop off of 95... afterward they got to talking and the guy ended up offering him a job, well ANOTHER job... he got sent to some training and orientation stuff for about a week... im not really sure what kind of shit was going on in the hotel... he said he didnt want to talk about it... then they gave him a company car a camera and a laptop and sent him off with a schedule of cars to inspect... he seems to enjoy his work.. they do on occasion fuck him over with a retarded route schedule bouncing from one end of the state to the other or sending him out to boston or long island... but overall it seems to be a pretty sweet job... there is the weather issue... hot cold rain snow whatever you are out there inspecting cars... but all in all it seems like a sweet job

id say start hanging out at the truck stops and hitting up the glory holes... you might get lucky too
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:53 PM   #19
 
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Sounds as though E has already tried his luck at those truck stops for the job.
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:56 PM   #20
 
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Is this what fire damage?
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Old 10-06-2009, 03:58 PM   #21
 
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Is this what fire damage?
it was vandalized with rocks and spray paint
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:05 PM   #22
 
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Is this what fire damage?
This really wasn't even a coherent sentence. It makes no sense in my brain.
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Old 10-06-2009, 05:57 PM   #23
 
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This really wasn't even a coherent sentence. It makes no sense in my brain.
Sorry. Was posting while doing a closing at work. Mind in 2 places ftl.
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Old 10-06-2009, 06:28 PM   #24
 
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That sounds like it could be entertaining too. How do you go about getting a job like that though?
Alliance Inspection Management is the company I work for. I know they have been looking for people in the New Jersey area. Look them up.

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he met up with some guy at a glory hole at a truck stop off of 95... afterward they got to talking and the guy ended up offering him a job, well ANOTHER job... he got sent to some training and orientation stuff for about a week... im not really sure what kind of shit was going on in the hotel... he said he didnt want to talk about it... then they gave him a company car a camera and a laptop and sent him off with a schedule of cars to inspect... he seems to enjoy his work.. they do on occasion fuck him over with a retarded route schedule bouncing from one end of the state to the other or sending him out to boston or long island... but overall it seems to be a pretty sweet job... there is the weather issue... hot cold rain snow whatever you are out there inspecting cars... but all in all it seems like a sweet job

id say start hanging out at the truck stops and hitting up the glory holes... you might get lucky too
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Sounds as though E has already tried his luck at those truck stops for the job.
He was with me that day filling out the same kind of application if you know what I mean. E got the job but they had to let him go shortly after cause he kept driving around aimlessly getting lost.

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Is this what fire damage?
No no hail damage.
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Old 10-06-2009, 06:40 PM   #25
 
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looks like a stereo install gone wrong, i must have had somthin to do with it
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