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pissedoffsol · 07-23-2003, 10:15 AM

>How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
>changed
>
>14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
>light bulb could have been changed differently
>
>7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>
>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
>bulbs
>
>53 to flame the spell checkers
>
>41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
>
>6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
>6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
>
>2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
>"lamp"
>
>15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
>bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
>violation of their "acceptable use policy"
>
>109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
>take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
>and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
>
>111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
>bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
>
>306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
>to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
>this technique and what brands are faulty
>
>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
>14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
>corrected URL's
>
>3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
>this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>
>33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
>all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
>cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>
>19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
>
>4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
>
>44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
>
>4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
>143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
>about light bulbs"
>
>1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
>start it all over again

CRX-YEM · 07-23-2003, 10:57 AM

that's worthy of a good gut chuckle

rudeludenotmeanthough · 07-23-2003, 11:02 AM

hahah

pills_PMD · 07-23-2003, 11:26 AM

so sooooo true

Havok · 07-23-2003, 11:41 AM

Indeed, hilarious.

dohcvtec_accord · 07-23-2003, 11:59 AM

Very nice.

brc80 · 07-23-2003, 12:40 PM

<<<<<<<<<<< lol

liquid00meth · 07-23-2003, 01:00 PM

funny

**sportlinecrx** · 07-23-2003, 01:07 PM

but oh so true!

Luke6 · 07-23-2003, 01:14 PM

awesome.

hcivic.com · 07-23-2003, 01:24 PM

So who gonna bring this one back in 6 mounths

Luke6 · 07-23-2003, 01:29 PM

me of course.

E_SolSi · 07-23-2003, 01:49 PM

good shit

IDMaxGuy · 07-23-2003, 02:20 PM

Im sure you misspelled something :P Thats funny cause its true.

h82w8 · 07-23-2003, 03:09 PM

Dman1100 · 07-23-2003, 03:11 PM

i'm a forum lurker

Slo86GT · 07-24-2003, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jul 23 2003, 09:15 AM
>How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
>changed
>
>14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
>light bulb could have been changed differently
>
>7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>
>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
>bulbs
>
>53 to flame the spell checkers
>
>41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
>
>6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
>6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
>
>2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
>"lamp"
>
>15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
>bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
>violation of their "acceptable use policy"
>
>109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
>take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
>and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
>
>111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
>bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
>
>306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
>to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
>this technique and what brands are faulty
>
>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
>14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
>corrected URL's
>
>3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
>this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>
>33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
>all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
>cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>
>19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
>
>4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
>
>44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
>
>4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
>143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
>about light bulbs"
>
>1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
>start it all over again

Me too.

pissedoffsol · 07-24-2003, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SiR Kid+Jul 24 2003, 01:21 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SiR Kid @ Jul 24 2003, 01:21 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-pissedoffsol@Jul 23 2003, 09:15 AM
>How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
>changed
>
>14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
>light bulb could have been changed differently
>
>7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>
>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
>bulbs
>
>53 to flame the spell checkers
>
>41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
>
>6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
>6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
>
>2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
>"lamp"
>
>15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
>bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
>violation of their "acceptable use policy"
>
>109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
>take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
>and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
>
>111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
>bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
>
>306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
>to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
>this technique and what brands are faulty
>
>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
>14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
>corrected URL's
>
>3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
>this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>
>33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
>all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
>cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>
>19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
>
>4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
>
>44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
>
>4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
>143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
>about light bulbs"
>
>1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
>start it all over again

* * * * *

Me too.

[/b][/quote]
me three

Slo86GT · 07-24-2003, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol+Jul 24 2003, 12:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pissedoffsol @ Jul 24 2003, 12:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Quote:

Originally posted by SiR Kid@Jul 24 2003, 01:21 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pissedoffsol

Quote:

@Jul 23 2003, 09:15 AM
>How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
>changed
>
>14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
>light bulb could have been changed differently
>
>7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>
>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
>bulbs
>
>53 to flame the spell checkers
>
>41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
>
>6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
>6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
>
>2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
>"lamp"
>
>15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
>bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
>violation of their "acceptable use policy"
>
>109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
>take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
>and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
>
>111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
>bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
>
>306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
>to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
>this technique and what brands are faulty
>
>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
>14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
>corrected URL's
>
>3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
>this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>
>33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
>all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
>cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>
>19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
>
>4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
>
>44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
>
>4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
>143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
>about light bulbs"
>
>1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
>start it all over again

* * * * *

Me too.

me three

[/b][/quote]
Did you do a Google search on posts about forums? There some really good info in the FAQ, too.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-...&q=read+the+faq

pissedoffsol · 07-24-2003, 01:44 AM

check your fucking spelling ASSHAT! :P

Slo86GT · 07-24-2003, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jul 24 2003, 12:44 AM
check your fucking spelling ASSHAT! :P

Fuck you and your spell check too, bitch! That's it, I'm not posting here anymore!!

Havok · 07-24-2003, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jul 24 2003, 12:44 AM
check your fucking spelling ASSHAT! :P

Check your fucking spelling, ASSHAT!! :P

Edited from fucktard to Einstein.

Slammed89Integra · 07-24-2003, 01:54 AM

This is some good shit.

DazedCivic99 · 07-24-2003, 02:00 AM

some people have a little too much time on their hands...........

E_SolSi · 07-24-2003, 02:07 AM

FAQ?????

FA-Q too mother fucker

and i was changing a LAMP once and had the shit break in my hand

needed 4 stitches .... shit wasnt cool

07-23-2003, 10:57 AM	#2
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07-23-2003, 10:15 AM	#1
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	>How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb? > >1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been >changed > >14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the >light bulb could have been changed differently > >7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > >27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light >bulbs > >53 to flame the spell checkers > >41 to correct spelling/grammar flames > >6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another >6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > >2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is >"lamp" > >15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light >bulb" is perfectly correct > >156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in >violation of their "acceptable use policy" > >109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please >take this discussion to a lightbulb forum > >203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, >and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped > >111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light >bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > >306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where >to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for >this technique and what brands are faulty > >27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > >14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the >corrected URL's > >3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to >this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > >33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including >all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > >12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they >cannot handle the light bulb controversy > >19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" > >4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ > >44 to ask what is a "FAQ" > >4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > >143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions >about light bulbs" > >1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and >start it all over again

07-23-2003, 11:26 AM	#4
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07-23-2003, 01:29 PM	#12
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07-24-2003, 01:44 AM	#20
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	check your fucking spelling ASSHAT! :P

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