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That is all. Housemate as girl from home, who likes him, come over. Girl from home, brings her girlfriend. Ian rides the gravy train. Festively drinks a few beer but isn't smashed. ///Insert time warp where I spit good game and make everyone laugh here. ...
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:36 AM   #1
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That is all.

Housemate as girl from home, who likes him, come over. Girl from home, brings her girlfriend.

Ian rides the gravy train. Festively drinks a few beer but isn't smashed.

///Insert time warp where I spit good game and make everyone laugh here.

Wind up in bed with girl. I'm all set to go when she's reaching down my pants. We play around for awhile and get interrupted a couple times.

7a.m. rolls around, scramble to find condom, can't find condom for 5-10minutes, Mr. Happy is no longer so happy. Think that I'm good to go and get inside of her and no go.


Why? failure.
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:49 AM   #2
 
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ttiwwop

so did you get your free kayak yet?
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:51 AM   #3
 
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should ordered a sex store box from amazon like i did. no scrambling necessary :P
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:52 AM   #4
 
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Aninote.com - Totalburout just got OWNED!
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:57 AM   #5
 
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hahahah.. WTF?!?!
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:59 AM   #6
 
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dood ur 21 and you have problems keeping it up?

that's evolution in motion
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Old 01-26-2007, 11:20 AM   #7
 
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dont jerk-off so much.. you might actually get aroused by the real thing
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Old 01-26-2007, 11:55 AM   #8
 
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For you IAN
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Old 01-26-2007, 11:55 AM   #9
 
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7am ? Fuck that. IF it ain't happenin by 12:30 I'm packin it in and preparing for tomorrow's game.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:02 PM   #10
 
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i'm sure he had to spoon all damn night to get to this point.. afraid to make the move.. thats how it usually ends
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dont jerk-off so much.. you might actually get aroused by the real thing
Bah. At school, there's little to no j/o'ing.

The last time I had an O was falling asleep the one night, and waking up that morning to a couple of blowjobs. That was Weds night I believe.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:05 PM   #12
 
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7am ? Fuck that. IF it ain't happenin by 12:30 I'm packin it in and preparing for tomorrow's game.

by 7am the only thing left is morning wood
sounds like "Mr. Happy" got bored and went home
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:07 PM   #13
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i'm sure he had to spoon all damn night to get to this point.. afraid to make the move.. thats how it usually ends
If spooning counts as the girl hoping on the bed with us all, before I went to sleep, and running her hands up my abs and chest.

Once we got into MY bed, she was rubbing my back so I rubbed hers, and eventually had a and going down my pants.

The world works in mysterious ways.
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I licked it up, since she tasted good and became a wet mess.

How does that make you feel, B? It makes me tingly.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:09 PM   #15
 
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Ttiwwop!!!
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:11 PM   #16
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Ttiwwop!!!
She was the one with the camera, not I.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:13 PM   #17
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7am ? Fuck that. IF it ain't happenin by 12:30 I'm packin it in and preparing for tomorrow's game.
Cough *old* cough.

Cough *getamotherfuckingwheelchair* cough.

Cough *andimspent* cough.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:18 PM   #18
 
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I licked it up, since she tasted good and became a wet mess.
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Never Eat Strange Wookie.. hahaha..

had to think of something to describe it that started w/ W..
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:31 PM   #19
 
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How does that make you feel, B? It makes me tingly.
kinda makes me feel like a stool.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:37 PM   #20
 
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I blame her. She should have been willing to help you 'reinstate' you to 'pole' position.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:42 PM   #21
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I blame her. She should have been willing to help you 'reinstate' you to 'pole' position.
That was the deal. She didn't knob me, but was j/o me and my happy friend wasn't interested in that business.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:45 PM   #22
 
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no head and only some jerk.. fuck that. how old was she? 14??
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:46 PM   #23
 
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well... looks like you need a new friend. Have you received any mail recently? There might be something like this:

Dear burnout,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Burnout,
I dont like u anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:28 PM   #24
 
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well... looks like you need a new friend. Have you received any mail recently? There might be something like this:

Dear burnout,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Burnout,
I dont like u anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever
Oh and burnout, while you're shavin', shave my balls.
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:36 PM   #25
 
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i'm sure he had to spoon all damn night to get to this point.. afraid to make the move.. thats how it usually ends
^^^^ Most accurate post of the thread. Thank you.
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