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corvetteguy78 · 09-24-2009, 01:34 PM

Long story short....I had a personal trainer on Monday at the Gym...he wecked me and the ultimate soreness kicked on yesterday..i could barely walk upright..so i decided to put icyhot on my thighs and groin area....only.......i wiped some on my boys.....

let me tell you something about pain.......i contiplated suicide.....most painful experience i have ever imagined......

and as i write this ...i think to myself...what a great form of torture this could be for interrigations on terrorists....

reckedracing · 09-24-2009, 01:37 PM

did you get it on the frank or just the beans?

AHHVTEC · 09-24-2009, 01:37 PM

lmao, i learned the bad way to with that stuff but not on my junk dang lol

95b16coupe · 09-24-2009, 01:52 PM

remember that 'red hot' shit they had in high school? the extra greasy and super hot version of icy hot. i had a friend get paid $10 to rub some down on his sack. burned for hours. he couldn't get it off of there. what made it worse, while he was in the shower, the kid stole back the $10. but we couldnt' prove it.

Airjockie · 09-24-2009, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvetteguy78

Long story short....I had a personal trainer on Monday at the Gym...he wacked me off and the ultimate soreness kicked on yesterday..i could barely walk upright..so i decided to put icyhot on my thighs and groin area....only.......i wiped some on my boys.....

let me tell you something about pain.......i contemplated suicide.....most painful experience i have ever imagined......

and as i write this ...i think to myself...what a great form of torture this could be for interrogations on terrorists....

Sorry had to fix the spelling....

INJEN78 · 09-24-2009, 02:59 PM

ive never fucked with icyhot...but sounds real bad

i know awhile back when i had poison oak on my balls from doing the pinch and roll to itch it opened up and then i put aloe vera on it...holy piss i actually cried.

double0Si · 09-24-2009, 06:05 PM

I thought every guy knew not to Icy Hot their boys. Injen, im not even gonna ask.

Jeef · 09-24-2009, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INJEN78

ive never fucked with icyhot...but sounds real bad

i know awhile back when i had poison oak on my balls from doing a guy in the woods behind a rest stop at night and then i put aloe vera on it...holy piss i actually cried.

Fixed it for you

SlushboxTeggy · 09-24-2009, 11:21 PM

Middle school baseball I would always Icy Hot my shoulder and elbow before games. I've had problem with them forever, but anyway I had it on the bus. One kid dared are all-star, dumbass shortstop to hit the boys with it. He had to sit out the entire game. Sat in the corner, at the end of the bench, moaning in pain. I knew what would happen, but I got to play center when they moved the starter to short. I was happy.

|Chaz| · 09-25-2009, 02:50 AM

Someone should dare one of their friends to use Icyhot as a lube during masturbation.

corvetteguy78 · 09-25-2009, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reckedracing

did you get it on the frank or just the beans?

the left/middle side of the sac.....imagine if that shit got inside the penis whole....like deep inside........

Drake · 09-25-2009, 09:07 AM

This is why I never messed with Icyhot when I was playing football or baseball. I know guys that have gotten it on their junk or rubbed the shit in their eyes because they didn't get it all washed off.

E_SolSi · 09-25-2009, 11:33 AM

in basic after one of the more retardedly long runs they had us do, i was icy hoting my calf muscle on my right leg

had to piss

without thinking i walked right up to the urinal and proceeded to get icy hot on my junk

--

E_SolSi · 09-25-2009, 12:40 PM

for the record:
icy hot on the junk is no where near as painful as a 250,000v stun gun to the junk

Cashizslick · 09-25-2009, 01:19 PM

E how do you know this?

E_SolSi · 09-25-2009, 01:28 PM

that story is in a thread somewhere around here

E_SolSi · 09-25-2009, 01:37 PM

here i found it for you

Quote:

Originally Posted by E_SolSi

ok here goes....

first off this was a 250,000 volt stun gun...

saw one of the little shits that always use to hang around, and decided "hey I'm gunna hit him with the stun gun LMAO"
went to zap him in the nuts but the damn safety was on
so he got away free
later that day I'm in the car with one of my friends telling him about how I almost got the kid with the stun gun
"yeah man, I had the stun gun on his nuts like this.... pulled the trigger.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the fucking safety wasn't on this time
I don't know how long the stun gun was on for, all i know is I took 250,000 volts to the junk
I doubled over in pain
somehow managed to open the door of the car
fell out onto the ground
still curled up in a ball
started puking

I've been kicked in the nuts before and I will say with no hesitation that getting kicked in the nuts feels like getting a BJ compared to a stun gun

there ya go

Drake · 09-25-2009, 02:10 PM

A classic tale of tragedy on an epic scale.

Slammed89Integra · 09-27-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E_SolSi

here i found it for you

there ya go

You sterile now?

E_SolSi · 09-27-2009, 11:39 PM

dunno

hope so

SlushboxTeggy · 09-28-2009, 07:37 PM

Stun guns cans be fun. Think of the lighters or pens that give you a zap. Then just add a bunch of assholes with a higher pain tolerance.

E_SolSi · 09-28-2009, 11:01 PM

lots of good times and excellent pranks with that stun gun

it was like the clippers in the Jackkass movies... but less permanent and no fucked up chunks missing from anyones hair

09-24-2009, 01:34 PM	#1
corvetteguy78 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: CT Posts: 1,107 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: 04 Audi 1.8T Rep Power: 119	Icyhot on the boys Long story short....I had a personal trainer on Monday at the Gym...he wecked me and the ultimate soreness kicked on yesterday..i could barely walk upright..so i decided to put icyhot on my thighs and groin area....only.......i wiped some on my boys..... let me tell you something about pain.......i contiplated suicide.....most painful experience i have ever imagined...... and as i write this ...i think to myself...what a great form of torture this could be for interrigations on terrorists....

09-25-2009, 11:33 AM	#13
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 20,293 iTrader: 1 / 100% Rep Power: 735	in basic after one of the more retardedly long runs they had us do, i was icy hoting my calf muscle on my right leg had to piss without thinking i walked right up to the urinal and proceeded to get icy hot on my junk -- -- -- -- -- --

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reckedracing TTIWWOP Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 845 Area, NY Age: 30 Posts: 15,733 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda Rep Power: 515	did you get it on the frank or just the beans?

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AHHVTEC Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Alabama Age: 30 Posts: 11,633 iTrader: 3 / 100% Ride: dc5,mk4 gti,2nd gen civic,92 accord cp,88 crx hf Rep Power: 349	lmao, i learned the bad way to with that stuff but not on my junk dang lol

09-24-2009, 01:52 PM	#4
95b16coupe Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ct Posts: 3,270 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 347	remember that 'red hot' shit they had in high school? the extra greasy and super hot version of icy hot. i had a friend get paid $10 to rub some down on his sack. burned for hours. he couldn't get it off of there. what made it worse, while he was in the shower, the kid stole back the $10. but we couldnt' prove it.

09-24-2009, 02:59 PM	#6
INJEN78 ¿GANGSTA GREMLIN? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: CT(860) VT(802) Age: 21 Posts: 8,255 iTrader: 7 / 100% Ride: 91 CRX si Rep Power: 241	ive never fucked with icyhot...but sounds real bad i know awhile back when i had poison oak on my balls from doing the pinch and roll to itch it opened up and then i put aloe vera on it...holy piss i actually cried.

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double0Si Token GM Guy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Chicago, IL/Columbus, Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 2,321 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 91 Camaro/07 GSX-R600/2000 Civic Si JDM B16A Hytech replica header Password JDM intake S2 camber kit Rep Power: 191	I thought every guy knew not to Icy Hot their boys. Injen, im not even gonna ask.

09-24-2009, 11:21 PM	#9
SlushboxTeggy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Age: 24 Posts: 6,804 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1997 Integra Rep Power: 210	Middle school baseball I would always Icy Hot my shoulder and elbow before games. I've had problem with them forever, but anyway I had it on the bus. One kid dared are all-star, dumbass shortstop to hit the boys with it. He had to sit out the entire game. Sat in the corner, at the end of the bench, moaning in pain. I knew what would happen, but I got to play center when they moved the starter to short. I was happy.

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\|Chaz\| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington Age: 20 Posts: 3,305 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 92' EG Sedan Rep Power: 179	Someone should dare one of their friends to use Icyhot as a lube during masturbation.

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Drake Llama Hunter Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South Eastern, WA Age: 23 Posts: 4,240 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1991 CRX DX/ZC 5spd Rep Power: 376	This is why I never messed with Icyhot when I was playing football or baseball. I know guys that have gotten it on their junk or rubbed the shit in their eyes because they didn't get it all washed off.

09-25-2009, 12:40 PM	#14
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 20,293 iTrader: 1 / 100% Rep Power: 735	for the record: icy hot on the junk is no where near as painful as a 250,000v stun gun to the junk

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Cashizslick Ninja Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,549 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 129	E how do you know this?

09-25-2009, 01:28 PM	#16
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 20,293 iTrader: 1 / 100% Rep Power: 735	that story is in a thread somewhere around here

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Drake Llama Hunter Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South Eastern, WA Age: 23 Posts: 4,240 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1991 CRX DX/ZC 5spd Rep Power: 376	A classic tale of tragedy on an epic scale.

09-27-2009, 11:39 PM	#20
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 20,293 iTrader: 1 / 100% Rep Power: 735	dunno hope so

09-28-2009, 07:37 PM	#21
SlushboxTeggy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Age: 24 Posts: 6,804 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 1997 Integra Rep Power: 210	Stun guns cans be fun. Think of the lighters or pens that give you a zap. Then just add a bunch of assholes with a higher pain tolerance.

09-28-2009, 11:01 PM	#22
E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CT Age: 32 Posts: 20,293 iTrader: 1 / 100% Rep Power: 735	lots of good times and excellent pranks with that stun gun it was like the clippers in the Jackkass movies... but less permanent and no fucked up chunks missing from anyones hair

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