pissedoffsol

>> >Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a
>> >female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
>> >couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long
>> >been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
>> >only made her more curious.
>> >
>> >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
>> >started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate
>> >than met the eye.
>> >
>> >Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
>> >be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
>> >
>> >About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
>> >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
>> >You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>> >
>> >"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."
>> >
>> >So he sat down and wrote:
>> >
>> >Dear Momma,
>> >I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
>> >saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
>> >missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony
>> >
>> >Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma
>> >which read:
>> >
>> >Dear Son,
>> >I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
>> >you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
>> >sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>> >Love, Momma.
>> >
>> >Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is
>> >Italian !

Havok

Nice one

90 accord

this was posted in a "joke" thread a while back..

Dman1100

its good

dveit

JDMilan

LOl,,,,nice



Milan

sablo16

Funnnnnnny...lol i can vouch for the deal w/ italian mothers...*flinch* im getting chewed out by mine as i type *sigh*

civicdx92

was good when i read it the first time around