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Old 09-04-2003, 10:09 PM   #1
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friend's home
for dinner one
evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy
preceded every request to
his wife with endearing terms - "Honey," "My Love,"
Darling," "Sweetheart,"
"Pumpkin," etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and,
clearly, they were still
very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over
and said to his
host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these
years, you still call your
wife all those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head.

"I have to tell you the truth," he said. I forgot her
name about 10 years
ago.
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Old 09-04-2003, 10:17 PM   #2
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I think I've heard that one before but it's still good.
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lol nice one steve
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nice one mang, better than that IDMAX guys joke :P
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