StarBellieAngel

a young boy comes to his father saying, 'daddy, for my birthday, i want a bike!!'

his father sadly says to his son, 'i'm sorry, son. we have an 80,000 mortgage, and not a lot of money left over for a new bicycle.'

later on that night, he walks by his parents room and overhears them... 'i'm pulling out' he hears his father say... 'wait! i'm coming too!' he heard his mom say.

moments later the boy at the door, suitcase in hand. his father comes out and sees him... and asks him, 'where are you going, son?'

he replies, 'i heard you and mom talking about skipping town and i'll be DAMNED if you're gonna leave me here alone with an 80,000 mortgage and no bike!!'

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Taco15

haha

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pissedoffsol

heheh oldie but a goodie

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