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92civicb18b1 · 09-16-2004, 11:18 AM

I was driving on the belt parkway and saw someone in a 90-93 Integra pulled over looking under the hood. I was in a good mood so I decided I would try to help.

When I got to him, I said:

"What happened."

"Welp, all of a sudden the car started pulling to the right and bouncing."

"Why are you looking under the hood?"

"I dunno, thought it was the transmission or something."

"Did you notice you have a flat tire?"

"Stop lying, are you going to help me or not?"

I point to the flat tire

"Oh"

He stands there scratching his head.

"Do you know how to change a tire buddy"

"No"

I laugh and tell him I'll help him out.

I thought this was funny as hell

Now, I'm doing about 85 in the fast lane. An unmarked UC (i didnt know at the time) cuts me off and slows me down to about 60. So I pull over to pass him, he blocks me. So I go into the slower lane and pass him doing about 90. He goes around the car in front of him and says over the loud speaker thing
"I think you should slow down" (figured out he was UC), I just nod thinking he wants me to pull over. So I start pulling over and he pulls up next to me when I'm doing about 55 and guns it. I thought it was funny that he's going to tell me to slow down then does like a 110. I got lucky I didn't get a speeding ticket. That's the way cops should be, not complete assholes, maybe he was just giving me a break or felt like messing with someone, cause everyone was doing 75-85.

Well my day started off nicely.

JDMPlaya · 09-16-2004, 11:57 AM

Yea, That guy was a complete idiot

Battle Pope · 09-16-2004, 12:01 PM

might be the transmission... hehehe... the FIRST thing would be a tire!

Maybe something with the CV joints/axles, but you wouldn't be able to really see that from under the hood anyway, not very well.

Seany-izzle · 09-16-2004, 12:05 PM

hahaah, what a fuckin idiot. yeah, you can really see in your transmission from under the hood...let alone anywhere.

pissedoffsol · 09-16-2004, 12:23 PM

you can see mine....

but yeah, that guy is a retard... and that cop is sooo typical

TurboMirage · 09-16-2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Sep 16 2004, 12:23 PM
you can see mine....

but yeah, that guy is a retard... and that cop is sooo typical

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i believe he meant INSIDE the tranny.

92civicb18b1 · 09-16-2004, 12:59 PM

I wish shit like that happened everyday. not the cop thing though.

allmotord16rex · 09-16-2004, 10:23 PM

One time I was on my way home from school and this guy in a Dodge Ram is riding my ass. The speed limit was 55 and I was doing 60. He keeps doing it so I put it in 3rd and give it some gas and get up to 70 and he gets right up on my ass. So it's really starting to piss me off because I think it's just some guy being a dick. Well, I get over to turn off and he rides by holding his badge to the passenger side window. I was like wtf d00d you are the one who was gettin all over my ass and trying to provoke shit. Fuck the police, fuck ,fuck ,fuck the police.

92civicb18b1 · 09-16-2004, 11:00 PM

Yea, i was riding through a parking lot one day and some fuckin slut is completely blocking the whole road. I started honking and yelling at the bitch, she moves and I give her the finger while riding by, before I even get to the end of the lot the bitch is in front of me with her badge up. Fuckin slut had the audacity to get out of her car too and explain she was a cop. I told her to fuck off, she was off duty and had the balls to come up to my car runnin her mouth.

Seany-izzle · 09-16-2004, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by TurboMirage+Sep 16 2004, 12:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TurboMirage @ Sep 16 2004, 12:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-pissedoffsol@Sep 16 2004, 12:23 PM
you can see mine....

but yeah, that guy is a retard...* and that cop is sooo typical

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i believe he meant INSIDE the tranny.

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yeah, thats it......

driverunknown · 09-17-2004, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by 92civicb18b1@Sep 16 2004, 10:00 PM
Yea, i was riding through a parking lot one day and some fuckin slut is completely blocking the whole road. I started honking and yelling at the bitch, she moves and I give her the finger while riding by, before I even get to the end of the lot the bitch is in front of me with her badge up. Fuckin slut had the audacity to get out of her car too and explain she was a cop. I told her to fuck off, she was off duty and had the balls to come up to my car runnin her mouth.

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She probably did have balls

09-16-2004, 11:18 AM	#1
92civicb18b1 The Trisexual Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The asshole of the USA, New Jersey Age: 22 Posts: 8,874 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Civic, 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Rep Power: 122	I was driving on the belt parkway and saw someone in a 90-93 Integra pulled over looking under the hood. I was in a good mood so I decided I would try to help. When I got to him, I said: "What happened." "Welp, all of a sudden the car started pulling to the right and bouncing." "Why are you looking under the hood?" "I dunno, thought it was the transmission or something." "Did you notice you have a flat tire?" "Stop lying, are you going to help me or not?" I point to the flat tire "Oh" He stands there scratching his head. "Do you know how to change a tire buddy" "No" I laugh and tell him I'll help him out. I thought this was funny as hell Now, I'm doing about 85 in the fast lane. An unmarked UC (i didnt know at the time) cuts me off and slows me down to about 60. So I pull over to pass him, he blocks me. So I go into the slower lane and pass him doing about 90. He goes around the car in front of him and says over the loud speaker thing "I think you should slow down" (figured out he was UC), I just nod thinking he wants me to pull over. So I start pulling over and he pulls up next to me when I'm doing about 55 and guns it. I thought it was funny that he's going to tell me to slow down then does like a 110. I got lucky I didn't get a speeding ticket. That's the way cops should be, not complete assholes, maybe he was just giving me a break or felt like messing with someone, cause everyone was doing 75-85. Well my day started off nicely. __________________ DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH QUESTIONS!!! Current Rides 1992 Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab Previous 1992 Civic DX Hatch = 1994 B18B1 Turbo Rebuilt Garrett .60/.48 T3, log style mani and DIY downpipe, DSM 440's, kteller IC piping, JRC Intercooler, Home Depot style oil lines, HKS BOV, Crome Tuned, 253whp 1994 Civic VX Hatch, 1992 b18a1 swap 1993 Civic CX Hatch, 2000 B18b1

09-16-2004, 11:57 AM	#2
JDMPlaya Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Columbus, OH Age: 23 Posts: 1,792 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Camry / 2005 Acura MDX Rep Power: 30	Yea, That guy was a complete idiot __________________ 2007 Camry XE 2005 Acura MDX Touring Edition

09-16-2004, 12:05 PM	#4
Seany-izzle Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In a fucking house. Age: 25 Posts: 7,751 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 96	hahaah, what a fuckin idiot. yeah, you can really see in your transmission from under the hood...let alone anywhere. __________________ My name is Sean.

09-16-2004, 12:59 PM	#7
92civicb18b1 The Trisexual Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The asshole of the USA, New Jersey Age: 22 Posts: 8,874 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Civic, 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Rep Power: 122	I wish shit like that happened everyday. not the cop thing though. __________________ DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH QUESTIONS!!! Current Rides 1992 Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab Previous 1992 Civic DX Hatch = 1994 B18B1 Turbo Rebuilt Garrett .60/.48 T3, log style mani and DIY downpipe, DSM 440's, kteller IC piping, JRC Intercooler, Home Depot style oil lines, HKS BOV, Crome Tuned, 253whp 1994 Civic VX Hatch, 1992 b18a1 swap 1993 Civic CX Hatch, 2000 B18b1

09-16-2004, 10:23 PM	#8
allmotord16rex Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Anderson, SC Age: 25 Posts: 379 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: Honda S2000 Rep Power: 19	One time I was on my way home from school and this guy in a Dodge Ram is riding my ass. The speed limit was 55 and I was doing 60. He keeps doing it so I put it in 3rd and give it some gas and get up to 70 and he gets right up on my ass. So it's really starting to piss me off because I think it's just some guy being a dick. Well, I get over to turn off and he rides by holding his badge to the passenger side window. I was like wtf d00d you are the one who was gettin all over my ass and trying to provoke shit. Fuck the police, fuck ,fuck ,fuck the police. __________________ 2002 Honda S2000 Bone Stock *Sold** 90 CRX SI JDM DOHC ZC Jackson Racing Supercharger 165 whp @ 7500 rpm


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09-16-2004, 12:23 PM	#5
pissedoffsol RETIRED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Retirement Home Age: 29 Posts: 49,951 iTrader: 2 / 100% Ride: Electric Scooter Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 531	you can see mine.... but yeah, that guy is a retard... and that cop is sooo typical

09-16-2004, 11:00 PM	#9
92civicb18b1 The Trisexual Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The asshole of the USA, New Jersey Age: 22 Posts: 8,874 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Civic, 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Rep Power: 122	Yea, i was riding through a parking lot one day and some fuckin slut is completely blocking the whole road. I started honking and yelling at the bitch, she moves and I give her the finger while riding by, before I even get to the end of the lot the bitch is in front of me with her badge up. Fuckin slut had the audacity to get out of her car too and explain she was a cop. I told her to fuck off, she was off duty and had the balls to come up to my car runnin her mouth. __________________ DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH QUESTIONS!!! Current Rides 1992 Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab Previous 1992 Civic DX Hatch = 1994 B18B1 Turbo Rebuilt Garrett .60/.48 T3, log style mani and DIY downpipe, DSM 440's, kteller IC piping, JRC Intercooler, Home Depot style oil lines, HKS BOV, Crome Tuned, 253whp 1994 Civic VX Hatch, 1992 b18a1 swap 1993 Civic CX Hatch, 2000 B18b1

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