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Old 01-29-2009, 05:42 PM   #1
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found this on another forum....


Drive train Vibration Issue

This woman ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft.

This genius complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds.

This is what the dealership found.............





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Old 01-29-2009, 06:16 PM   #2
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I will never understand how someone can do something like this, but the end result looks fantastic.
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Holy shit that rocks.
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thats hilarious. note to self. ..never marry a chick that stupid
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Old 01-29-2009, 06:43 PM   #6
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her drive shaft has a debris cage
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How the hell do you explain it to her that she ran over a mattress?
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i think she thought her car was tired, so she parked on a mattress and let it take a nap.
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wtf lolzzzz
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holy shit.. what a dumb ass hooker bitch
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omg bet her husband was pisssed
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maybe he was on the mattress..
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lol hopefully, some dumb hoe such as herself, could not have fooled a man into marrying her...
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reminds me of someone i know.. lol
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:46 PM   #15
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Somelady ran over a log in front of my house a while ago and it had a stub on it that stuck in her bumper and she kept on driving with a log hanging in her front bumper, it was loud as hell when she hit it. I dont know how she didnt know she hit something.
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maybe she thought she hit a little kid and just decided to keep on driving.
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maybe she thought she hit a little kid and just decided to keep on driving.
you make some stupid posts sometimes ya little post whore you
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what of it?
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maybe she thought she hit a little kid and just decided to keep on driving.
Does the diarrhea that spews from your head automatically transpose into words in your posts? 99.9% of your posts are meaningless and unproductive. It takes a lot from the threads when you have to sort through post after post of nonsense posts like you typically make.
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awww..
im touched george.
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Does the diarrhea that spews from your head automatically transpose into words in your posts? 99.9% of your posts are meaningless and unproductive. It takes a lot from the threads when you have to sort through post after post of nonsense posts like you typically make.

THATS EXCATLY WHAT I WAS SAYING IN THE OTHER THREAD he is blowing up lol
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i am obese.
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fuckin werd, ya cant just run around throwing two or three words onto the page.. At least make one good complete sentence... gawd.. lol
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maybe she thought she hit a little kid and just decided to keep on driving.
thats a full sentence..
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you gotta be fucking kidding me

i really hoped no one was THAT stupid

how the hell did she not fucking notice that she hit a fucking mattress
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