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Old 07-17-2007, 11:30 AM   #1
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But I couldn't stop laughing.

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 Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Bahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:34 AM   #2
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:46 AM   #3
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Thats a fucked up dude.....
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:48 AM   #4
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Well I'd be fuckin pissed too if my local grocery store was full of free-roaming deviled biters.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:51 AM   #5
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oh well, gues his mother should be a fucking parent

she'll be out whatever an HIV test costs and she'll learn a valuable lesson about being a responsible parent
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:53 AM   #6
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... like giving him/her a good beating.
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oh well, gues his mother should be a fucking parent

she'll be out whatever an HIV test costs and she'll learn a valuable lesson about being a responsible parent
correction: me, you, and the rest of the hard working americans will be out the price of the test.
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Rofl, that's hilarious. I'll bet that's the last time that little shit bites any one.
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Oh shit thats great!
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The bad thing about careless biting children is that maybe the child is HIV positive and you aren't.

HIV doesn't transfer through saliva though does it?
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The bad thing about careless biting children is that maybe the child is HIV positive and you aren't.

HIV doesn't transfer through saliva though does it?
haha that's the beauty of it.
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Not through saliva, but definently through blood. If that kid had a busted lip or had an open sore / bite wound on the inside of his mouth, it could be transferred that way.

But this story is crap. If the kid bit him hard enough to instantly draw blood and get blood on his teeth while he grinned, that dude would be in some serious pain. The kid would have to have bitten well into the flesh for that to happen.
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that is funny, but there is WAY more satisfaction in beating people and sueing them. I would SUE SUE SUE SUE
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The bad thing about careless biting children is that maybe the child is HIV positive and you aren't.

HIV doesn't transfer through saliva though does it?
Blood
Breast milk
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Vaginal Secretions

In that order of the strongest carriers to the weakest.

Most people don't understand that HIV is a very fragile virus and that it could only sustain short periods of time outside of the body. Its great at adapting within the human body but terrible at adapting outside of the human body; its usually dead within a few hours outside of the body.
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HIV is a blood born virus

in theory you can drink a gallon of infected blood and not get it because it never enters your blood stream, until after it's been processed and the virus doesn't survive that. But if you have an open wound in your mouth, or a stomach ulcer, or anything like that then your susceptible.
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Omg Omg Thats Fucking Hilarious
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I don't think you can drink a whole gallon of blood without getting sick.
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