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dveit · 07-17-2003, 06:38 PM

As possibly the weirdest course of events ever tonight, I just finished smoking 2 blunts with "Iron" Mike Tyson. I was at my best friends house playing video games with him and another one of my friends, when his mom bursts in and says Mike Tyson is next door.

Now shes a pretty big drunk and we live in a fairly white part of town, so we figure shes just wasted. My friend asks her if he had a big tattoo on his face and she said yeah. We walked out back and sure as schitt Mike Tyson was 1 house over on the porch drinking a Corona. I had my digital camera and his parents were talking to them for a few minutes, so one of my friends walked over and asked if we could have a picture. We took a picture with him and right after he said something about smoking a blunt. By now there are 4 of us, and one of my friends asks him if he wants to smoke.

Tysons eyes lit up and he got all happy like "I like you boys". We ended up smoking 2 blunts with him and hung out for like a half hour before we left.

I walked up front after and there was a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom parked right across the street from my car (with a big scrape on the bumper from them backing into something).

He's definately a crazy mofo. He kept talking about the most random stuff and Jews for Jesus and all kinds of crazy stuff.

This was definately one of the storys that no one will believe when I go into work tomorrow.

brc80 · 07-17-2003, 06:42 PM

Worthless without pics.

rudeludenotmeanthough · 07-17-2003, 06:47 PM

Are you sure you wernt halucinating (spell check??)

...smoking is gay...

halcyon985 · 07-17-2003, 06:57 PM

<high pitched girls voice>

My defense is impregnable... I want to eat his children

</high pitched girls voice>

Badass day dude, I'd love to smoke a fatty with such a crazy dude. He didn't rape you did he?

dveit · 07-17-2003, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by halcyon985@Jul 17 2003, 07:57 PM
He didn't rape you did he?

No but I asked him if he wanted to fight, and he just laughed at me.

dveit · 07-17-2003, 07:13 PM

And for those who don't beleive me...

Notice the fucked up rear bumper. It probably costs more to fix that than my car is worth

Slammed89Integra · 07-17-2003, 07:26 PM

Weird Shit! Mike Tyson=One crazy Mofo

And where do you live again?

mattcalica · 07-17-2003, 07:38 PM

dude, i'll admit it, i was callin bs...but the pics say it all...that is some cool shit. is his voice really that high in person?

B16 · 07-17-2003, 07:45 PM

damn, thats some crazy shit man, haha.
mmmm, blunts

jamiedude · 07-17-2003, 07:45 PM

hell yeah dude

dohcvtec_accord · 07-17-2003, 07:48 PM

Nice! I was about to call BS, that you guys were smoking some shit laced with something, but goddamit, that's Mike Tyson! You shoulda hit him and see what he did.

deth101 · 07-17-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by rudeludenotmeanthough@Jul 17 2003, 06:47 PM
Are you sure you wernt halucinating (spell check??)

are you sure you dont smoke :P

"[QUOTE]...smoking is gay..."

you're a minority here so far and I like that

as for the blunt w/tyson....I knew it...who else would be so hungry a ear looked good

but in all seriousness thats way cool and nice ride

dveit · 07-17-2003, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mattcalica@Jul 17 2003, 08:38 PM
is his voice really that high in person?

Yeah its somewhat high, but not compared to a little school girl, which most people say it is. I'm guessing its beause of steroid use.

Quote:

And where do you live again?

I live in Long Island NY

And yes, dohcvtec_accord, I thought i was hallucinating at first too.

I was gonna try and punch him after we smoked just playing around but he probably would have tossed me like nothing.

dveit · 07-17-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deth101@Jul 17 2003, 08:53 PM
as for the blunt w/tyson....I knew it...who else would be so hungry a ear looked good

Hahaahahahahah

That's some funny shit.

He actually fucked up his ride on the way over to my neighbors house, someone backed into him at a stop sign. Probably because they were shocked at the sight of the car.

brc80 · 07-17-2003, 07:58 PM

Aint that some shit, i called bs. Nice pics man.

Liquidblaze · 07-17-2003, 07:58 PM

holy shit!!! see not always people are bullshitting. Does anyone else believe you! if you didn't show them the pics.

Bob Vila · 07-17-2003, 08:00 PM

your a doofus, you should have like stepped on his foot and made him punch you
or somehting, just think you could have been like 2 million richer!!!!!!

You better go find him

B16 · 07-17-2003, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sisteve@Jul 17 2003, 05:00 PM
your a doofus, you should have like stepped on his foot and made him punch you
or somehting, just think you could have been like 2 million richer!!!!!!

You better go find him

good idea, i didn't even think of that! it would only hurt for a little while, haha

dveit · 07-17-2003, 08:04 PM

Better yet, I should have whipped out my camera while Tyson was hittin the blunt, then see which tabloid would give me more money.

And they said smoking pot will lead you nowhere. ahaha

swanny · 07-17-2003, 08:09 PM

thats crazy as hell

Slammed89Integra · 07-17-2003, 08:10 PM

Good idea! That would have been hilarious. But then again, he might have got angry and beat some of your asses and then you would have really got paid.

totalburnout · 07-17-2003, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sisteve@Jul 17 2003, 08:00 PM
your a doofus, you should have like stepped on his foot and made him punch you
or somehting, just think you could have been like 2 million richer!!!!!!

You better go find him

from what I hear he has jack shit regarding money. he did his last fight because he's a huge spender and his income isn't very great anymore...he's in the red like a little boy's ass after the priest gets done with him

dveit · 07-17-2003, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slammed89Integra@Jul 17 2003, 09:10 PM
Good idea! That would have been hilarious. But then again, he might have got angry and beat some of your asses and then you would have really got paid.

I'd say that an ass beating from Mike Tyson would be worth the crazy money you could get outta him. That shit would go national. He probably would have knocked my ass out in one hit though. I can't even imagine how much that would hurt. Although I probably would be telling all my friends "I got my ass kicked by MIKE TYSON!"

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holy shit!!! see not always people are bullshitting. Does anyone else believe you! if you didn't show them the pics.

I like to put it all out and say that I met him and smoked with him, most people are like, yeah right, then i bust out the pics and they are amazed.

totalburnout · 07-17-2003, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Slammed89Integra@Jul 17 2003, 08:10 PM
Good idea! That would have been hilarious. But then again, he might have got angry and beat some of your asses and then you would have really got paid.

he openly admits to blazing it.

swanny · 07-17-2003, 08:23 PM

ive seen his house before, its like 5 stories in beverly hills and he was still doing more construction. as of 3/03

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07-17-2003, 06:42 PM	#2
brc80 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Southern California Age: 29 Posts: 1,613 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 94 Integra GSR Rep Power: 31	Worthless without pics.

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rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,406 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 30	Are you sure you wernt halucinating (spell check??) ...smoking is gay...

07-17-2003, 06:57 PM	#4
halcyon985 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Philly PA Posts: 151 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 15	<high pitched girls voice> My defense is impregnable... I want to eat his children </high pitched girls voice> Badass day dude, I'd love to smoke a fatty with such a crazy dude. He didn't rape you did he?

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dveit Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: VA Tech Age: 25 Posts: 4,961 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2004 EX Rep Power: 104	And for those who don't beleive me... Notice the fucked up rear bumper. It probably costs more to fix that than my car is worth

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Slammed89Integra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington Age: 23 Posts: 7,969 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Scion TC, 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Rep Power: 170	Weird Shit! Mike Tyson=One crazy Mofo And where do you live again?

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mattcalica Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 573 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 21	dude, i'll admit it, i was callin bs...but the pics say it all...that is some cool shit. is his voice really that high in person?

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B16 Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: yay area, CA Age: 31 Posts: 7,007 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 155	damn, thats some crazy shit man, haha. mmmm, blunts

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jamiedude Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: chesapeake,va Posts: 150 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 16	hell yeah dude

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dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The left lane Age: 32 Posts: 8,498 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2002 WRB Impreza WRX Rep Power: 100	Nice! I was about to call BS, that you guys were smoking some shit laced with something, but goddamit, that's Mike Tyson! You shoulda hit him and see what he did.

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brc80 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Southern California Age: 29 Posts: 1,613 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 94 Integra GSR Rep Power: 31	Aint that some shit, i called bs. Nice pics man.

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Liquidblaze Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Huntsville, AL USA Posts: 433 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 20	holy shit!!! see not always people are bullshitting. Does anyone else believe you! if you didn't show them the pics.

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Bob Vila aliv dod Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bristol, Ct. Age: 29 Posts: 4,372 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: A carriage Rep Power: 100	your a doofus, you should have like stepped on his foot and made him punch you or somehting, just think you could have been like 2 million richer!!!!!! You better go find him

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dveit Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: VA Tech Age: 25 Posts: 4,961 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 2004 EX Rep Power: 104	Better yet, I should have whipped out my camera while Tyson was hittin the blunt, then see which tabloid would give me more money. And they said smoking pot will lead you nowhere. ahaha

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swanny Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: buck teeth and government checks, PA Posts: 3,782 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 51	thats crazy as hell

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Slammed89Integra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington Age: 23 Posts: 7,969 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2007 Scion TC, 2005 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Rep Power: 170	Good idea! That would have been hilarious. But then again, he might have got angry and beat some of your asses and then you would have really got paid.

07-17-2003, 08:23 PM	#25
swanny Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: buck teeth and government checks, PA Posts: 3,782 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 51	ive seen his house before, its like 5 stories in beverly hills and he was still doing more construction. as of 3/03