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Old 12-19-2006, 03:08 PM   #26
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I bet Trump had BOTH girls, while Evanka Trump watched.


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Old 12-19-2006, 04:32 PM   #27
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Ms. New Jersey use to bang my friend Chris. She was smoking hot.

Now Chris bangs a girl that going to be in FHM, lucky bastard.
Which Miss New Jersey?


It wasn't Alicia.

<I know a Miss New Jersey>
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:31 PM   #28
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:33 PM   #29
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:35 PM   #30
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Oh man.. I hit the nail on the head with THAT one...



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She was 19 in 2002 when she won, she was one of the youngest to ever appear in Miss America.

She was trying to get residence in NY so she could run again when she was a bit older and might be more to the judge's liking.

My hometown, y0.
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:54 PM   #33
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"Local Arsenal"

Yeah, she does have nice cannons.
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"Local Arsenal"

Yeah, she does have nice cannons.
She was a dancer. My best friend's twin sister danced with her for many, many years.

Many times have I seen her in a leotard and many times have I heard guys give her cat calls for wearing leotards.

My mom tells the story, about when she went to a talent show at my old high school, hearing all the guys give cat calls and go wild for her when she went on stage.

fine specimen she is.
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:27 PM   #35
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It wasn't Alicia.

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Nah, Jessica Boyington.
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we had a miss teen new jersey that went to my highschool, she sold her 99 integra for coke money in college haha (so rumor has it)

miss usa could sniff a few lines off of a few naughty places haha.
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