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Old 03-05-2004, 03:43 AM   #1
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http://www.geocities.com/teamegotrip/nicscar.htm

some of the most wrong info i have ever ever read.

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Understand that the HP to a front-wheel drive vehicle is better than the same HP to a real-wheel drive. This is because the power on a front-wheel drive car is right next to the axle getting all of the power. How else do you explain the 250 HP Ford Taurus SHO being faster STOCK than the 290 HP Ford SVT Cobra? Front-wheel drive. Of course, all-wheel drive is the real winner of them all, because whatever tire wants traction the most gets it. Best of both worlds. Rear-wheel drive just blows, because of under steer, which causes the cars to fishtail wildly....especially in bad weather. Three cheers to all-wheel drive.
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What a stupid waste of skin and sperm.
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Old 03-05-2004, 07:11 AM   #3
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i saw a pretty nice SHO taurus the other day....
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What ever floats your boat i guess!! How do you find this shit?? lol
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I'd love for that guy to give that explanation in public and have everyone crack up.
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I don't even know where to begin in mocking that dumb bastard.
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FWD blows.........
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the SHO Taurus is a fast, and unique car. I don't mean to bash them.

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some of the most wrong info i have ever ever read.

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Understand that the HP to a front-wheel drive vehicle is better than the same HP to a real-wheel drive. This is because the power on a front-wheel drive car is right next to the axle getting all of the power. How else do you explain the 250 HP Ford Taurus SHO being faster STOCK than the 290 HP Ford SVT Cobra? Front-wheel drive. Of course, all-wheel drive is the real winner of them all, because whatever tire wants traction the most gets it. Best of both worlds. Rear-wheel drive just blows, because of under steer, which causes the cars to fishtail wildly....especially in bad weather. Three cheers to all-wheel drive.
dude u so didnt read the find print! it says this situation is only when a former WRC champ is driving the sho and a tard is (attempting) to drive the cobra (stick) with some sumos in the back
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FWD blows.........
That's kinda harsh dude... I've had great times in my FWD cars.
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I love his wins and losses chart. Loss to a Chevy 1500 pickup lol.
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yeah but he beat a Geo Tracker....that obviously makes up for three of those loses-

and i like how he lists gauges as mods to the vehicles he races!?
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I would smoke that fag! I would like to see my car on his loss side!!!
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I'm confused...first he's saying you don't see them, then he says they're so ordinary that you wouldn't think anything about it, and then he says no one has one.

what the fuck?

I absolutely LOVE his wins/losses list...


He apparently beat out a 2000 Civic Si, stock... which runs a 15.7 1/4 mile.

Yet he lost to a Dodge Avenger 4 cylinder... which runs a 17.1 1/4 mile.



Something isn't right here...at least he included a gorgeous picture of a Trans Am WS6 in his kills list. :P
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haha and a RWD launches harder than a AWD too... what a fucktard...
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I like his hp gains chart. 2 hp on bosch platinums huh?
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Ya... I ran 110 octane with booster in my accord and it shaved 5 seconds off my quarter mile
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