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hondasaurus · 07-26-2009, 09:22 PM

moving fiascos, i swear.
first i moved into a basement-loud, cold, damp, many outlets were blown, no proper oven/range, no washer/dryer, within 6 weeks of a year lease it flooded. i was able to walk to the metro. i must say white noise machines are magical. but it did have a great cable package.
so i moved again. this time to the ~country, about +5 miles from everywhere i go. off the 10th most dangerous road in the county (yes its fun).
might get an islamic saudi academy down the street...
4 llamas next door-very evil looking, they make strange noises and move in packs. who the hell keeps llamas? this was around the time 'drag me to hell' came out w/ the evil goat-looking thing.
feral cat, raccoon, and fox/wolf comes to the door. raccoon lifts trash lid, looks around, if there is nothing good he will replace the lid (thanks!). feral cat is cool, kina unsure about the others.
infrequent indoor pests: ants, spiders, cave crickets (hate them, they jump attack you. i get rid of them in 3 years between 4 places), little frogs. seems like certain spiders and cave crickets squirt out babies when they die.
i now have propane (we'll see this winter) and a septic tank (smells).
also a gravel driveway (sorry car).
we don't have trash pickup so i get to load the car up w/ trash and take it 2 miles to the city dump, stench increases proportionally w/ heat.
no real control over indoor temp.
upstairs ppl party lots and don't want me to park on the grass.
oh yeah, and my commute is 1 hr 15 min each way, good thing i have studying to do.
but its cheap and month to month. i'm sick of slumlords.
any my car is lame but i just spent 1g fixing it so i better keep it a while.

jeffie7 · 07-26-2009, 09:36 PM

I suck at grammar like no other and even I can't read past the 2nd line.

phyregod · 07-26-2009, 10:37 PM

he moved into a basement that sucked.

So now he is living in a rain forest next door to some satanist llamas.

I think.

B · 07-26-2009, 11:52 PM

they probably aren't lammas.... most likely emu's

Battle Pope · 07-27-2009, 05:22 AM

emus are birds... wtf b

phyregod · 07-27-2009, 06:14 AM

Emu

Llama

hondasaurus · 07-27-2009, 09:10 PM

def llamas.
sry, lil long.
george carlin doesn't like grammar, i don't need caps.

BrutalB83 · 07-27-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

they probably aren't lammas.... most likely emu's

Quote:

Originally Posted by Battle Pope

emus are birds... wtf b

07-26-2009, 09:22 PM	#1
hondasaurus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: VA/DC Age: 29 Posts: 578 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 87 civic 1.5 carb Rep Power: 45	moving fiascos moving fiascos, i swear. first i moved into a basement-loud, cold, damp, many outlets were blown, no proper oven/range, no washer/dryer, within 6 weeks of a year lease it flooded. i was able to walk to the metro. i must say white noise machines are magical. but it did have a great cable package. so i moved again. this time to the ~country, about +5 miles from everywhere i go. off the 10th most dangerous road in the county (yes its fun). might get an islamic saudi academy down the street... 4 llamas next door-very evil looking, they make strange noises and move in packs. who the hell keeps llamas? this was around the time 'drag me to hell' came out w/ the evil goat-looking thing. feral cat, raccoon, and fox/wolf comes to the door. raccoon lifts trash lid, looks around, if there is nothing good he will replace the lid (thanks!). feral cat is cool, kina unsure about the others. infrequent indoor pests: ants, spiders, cave crickets (hate them, they jump attack you. i get rid of them in 3 years between 4 places), little frogs. seems like certain spiders and cave crickets squirt out babies when they die. i now have propane (we'll see this winter) and a septic tank (smells). also a gravel driveway (sorry car). we don't have trash pickup so i get to load the car up w/ trash and take it 2 miles to the city dump, stench increases proportionally w/ heat. no real control over indoor temp. upstairs ppl party lots and don't want me to park on the grass. oh yeah, and my commute is 1 hr 15 min each way, good thing i have studying to do. but its cheap and month to month. i'm sick of slumlords. any my car is lame but i just spent 1g fixing it so i better keep it a while.

07-27-2009, 06:14 AM	#6
phyregod !!YTINASNI Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central Texas Age: 30 Posts: 8,914 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: '06 Element , '07 CBR 1000rr, '91 CRX, '98 jeep GC 4x4 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 443	Emu Llama Last edited by phyregod; 07-27-2009 at 06:20 AM..

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07-26-2009, 09:36 PM	#2
jeffie7 My Vtec is biger then urs Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Maryland Age: 26 Posts: 9,462 iTrader: 0 / 0% Rep Power: 327	I suck at grammar like no other and even I can't read past the 2nd line.

07-26-2009, 10:37 PM	#3
phyregod !!YTINASNI Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central Texas Age: 30 Posts: 8,914 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: '06 Element , '07 CBR 1000rr, '91 CRX, '98 jeep GC 4x4 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 443	he moved into a basement that sucked. So now he is living in a rain forest next door to some satanist llamas. I think.

07-26-2009, 11:52 PM	#4
B Administrator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: down in the villiage area Age: 29 Posts: 8,651 iTrader: 0 / 0% Ride: 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 2.0t Track Edition, 2000 Dakota Rep Power: 481	they probably aren't lammas.... most likely emu's

07-27-2009, 05:22 AM	#5
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07-27-2009, 09:10 PM	#7
hondasaurus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: VA/DC Age: 29 Posts: 578 iTrader: 1 / 100% Ride: 87 civic 1.5 carb Rep Power: 45	def llamas. sry, lil long. george carlin doesn't like grammar, i don't need caps.