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B · 01-14-2009, 01:13 AM

i got another one tonight...

this time, from a 32 year old who lives in another state with her parents.

lol wtf. if you're 32 and still live with mom and dad.... ugh

i attract the winners appearently

Mrs. Phyregod · 01-14-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by nootrac22

I still don't see a problem here. What's wrong with the dumb ones, they're easier to train.

You don't want a dumb one...you want a young one. THEY are easier to train and they will think your god since they are younger. What does age matter anyway? As long as she's 1. legal and 2. not like 60 or something (someone that can still walk without help and can go do things with you, ect.) ...besides that, age is just a number.

Good luck B. Remember looks aren't everything...(I can say that because I look good

) YES THAT WAS A JOKE.

teggyguy · 01-14-2009, 10:17 AM

So Mrs. Phyregod
If age is such as you say "Just a number"
REGARDLESS OF THE LAW.
Would you say a 21 and 16 year old is no big deal?
...
Okay now lets subtract the difference from both ages.
16 and..............11
hrm...
Okay so now, lets add the difference (remember we're in a temporary suspension of legality) 26 and 21
Where in that range does it become okay? Somewhere between the lower threshold stated and the middle, or between the middle and higher threshold?

B! Hit that shit and teach her a lesson not to be dumb (grab a gag ball or something)

awptickes · 01-14-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phyregod

You don't want a dumb one...you want a young one. THEY are easier to train and they will think your god since they are younger.

Are you sure you aren't Uncle Celerity in disguise?

UNDR8D · 01-14-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by awptickes

I'm so far into this relationship I don't think anything would shock her anymore.

Right. I didn't necessarily mean your current girlfriend. Just in general

E_SolSi · 01-14-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by George777

Except, perhaps, the shocker...

newb · 01-14-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by INJEN78

teach her how to spell and in return she has to get down on some D

Doesnt she need to learn O before she can focus on D?

MthaFuknGreen · 01-14-2009, 04:22 PM

ABC comes first though..

Celerity · 01-14-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by B

i got another one tonight...

this time, from a 32 year old who lives in another state with her parents.

lol wtf. if you're 32 and still live with mom and dad.... ugh

i attract the winners appearently

Myself and a friend of mine still with a parent. My mom lives under my roof - She did so, so that we could both help each other out. Her, with a comfy place to live and me by charging rent. Another friend of mine owns a business, and ditched his house to move above his parents garage. All he does, all day long, is work on his business.

Allow me to make this abundantly clear: I hate you. Let me explain:

Regardless of your financial successes, you're still a loser. Abrasive, snotty and you approach everything with an aire of elitism that I haven't seen outside of a Greenwich teenager.

So without even caring about the struggles of those you meet, or interact with - you ignorantly dismiss anyone that isn't you as inferior. This, makes you highly unlikeable. You're smart, and your successes are founded by your intelligence and mastery of programming. But it's not uncommon for the honorable to live a life of need either. In other words, The very people you look down your nose at are more often than not, or at least have a high chance of being, honorable and delightful people.

And you're absolutely right. They aren't for you.

MthaFuknGreen · 01-14-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Celerity

Myself and a friend of mine still with a parent. My mom lives under my roof - She did so, so that we could both help each other out. Her, with a comfy place to live and me by charging rent. Another friend of mine owns a business, and ditched his house to move above his parents garage. All he does, all day long, is work on his business.

Allow me to make this abundantly clear: I hate you. Let me explain:

Regardless of your financial successes, you're still a loser. Abrasive, snotty and you approach everything with an aire of elitism that I haven't seen outside of a Greenwich teenager.

So without even caring about the struggles of those you meet, or interact with - you ignorantly dismiss anyone that isn't you as inferior. This, makes you highly unlikeable. You're smart, and your successes are founded by your intelligence and mastery of programming. But it's not uncommon for the honorable to live a life of need either. In other words, The very people you look down your nose at are more often than not, or at least have a high chance of being, honorable and delightful people.

And you're absolutely right. They aren't for you.

wow.
so passionate celerity..

95b16coupe · 01-14-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MthaFuknGreen

wow.
so passionate celerity..

steve doesn't hold back.

MthaFuknGreen · 01-14-2009, 06:02 PM

whats the point?

newb · 01-14-2009, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MthaFuknGreen

ABC comes first though..

Way to kill the joke.

MthaFuknGreen · 01-14-2009, 06:05 PM

i thought you were having a kindergarten relapse for a second..
i was just trying to help!

newb · 01-14-2009, 06:06 PM

Lol, gotcha. And its not ABC, its A B.J.

MthaFuknGreen · 01-14-2009, 08:00 PM

i know how it goes, i think its injen that you have to remind..

INJEN78 · 01-14-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MthaFuknGreen

i know how it goes, i think its injen that you have to remind..

i probably get more head than your pillow

phyregod · 01-14-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celerity

Myself and a friend of mine still with a parent. My mom lives under my roof - She did so, so that we could both help each other out. Her, with a comfy place to live and me by charging rent. Another friend of mine owns a business, and ditched his house to move above his parents garage. All he does, all day long, is work on his business.

Allow me to make this abundantly clear: I hate you. Let me explain:

Regardless of your financial successes, you're still a loser. Abrasive, snotty and you approach everything with an aire of elitism that I haven't seen outside of a Greenwich teenager.

So without even caring about the struggles of those you meet, or interact with - you ignorantly dismiss anyone that isn't you as inferior. This, makes you highly unlikeable. You're smart, and your successes are founded by your intelligence and mastery of programming. But it's not uncommon for the honorable to live a life of need either. In other words, The very people you look down your nose at are more often than not, or at least have a high chance of being, honorable and delightful people.

And you're absolutely right. They aren't for you.

oh come on Cel, tell us how you really feel...

Mrs. Phyregod · 01-14-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teggyguy

So Mrs. Phyregod
If age is such as you say "Just a number"
REGARDLESS OF THE LAW.
Would you say a 21 and 16 year old is no big deal?
...
Okay now lets subtract the difference from both ages.
16 and..............11
hrm...
Okay so now, lets add the difference (remember we're in a temporary suspension of legality) 26 and 21
Where in that range does it become okay? Somewhere between the lower threshold stated and the middle, or between the middle and higher threshold?

B! Hit that shit and teach her a lesson not to be dumb (grab a gag ball or something)

WOW! you think a lot! As for all the adding and subtracting...I don't know. I was just saying that after being legal age is just a number...but you do raise a good question.

Celerity · 01-14-2009, 08:19 PM

I have a HUGE post and my cat just deleted it.

It was prophetic too. Tips of staying young, getting young, and making life work.

Man it was beautiful.

Mrs. Phyregod · 01-14-2009, 08:21 PM

damn cat

phyregod · 01-14-2009, 08:37 PM

Shoot the cat. Buy a dog. What the hell are you doing with a cat, anyway?

DarkHand · 01-14-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Celerity

I have a HUGE post and my cat just deleted it.

It was prophetic too. Tips of staying young, getting young, and making life work.

Man it was beautiful.

I've been burned by that type of thing too many times. Now I constantly cut and paste all my posts (except little ones like these) into notepad every few minutes and save to a file.

DarkHand · 01-14-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phyregod

WOW! you think a lot! As for all the adding and subtracting...I don't know. I was just saying that after being legal age is just a number...but you do raise a good question.

After puberty it's just a cultural thing. Age of consent varies all over the world.

awptickes · 01-14-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkHand

After puberty it's just a cultural thing. Age of consent varies all over the world.

ageofconsent.com

thank me later.

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