dacheat

i'm going to start out with cheeto man clipping his mufukking nails. it wasn't bad enough that he openmouth mawed a bag of cheetoes he dumped into his gape at 3pm; no...now he's clipping his nails OCD style. at work. in a cube. next to mine.



ps he's cheeto man because every day at 3pm he does the cheeto dumptruck supercrunch. as you can tell, louder-than-shit eating noises in quiet places piss me off.

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This fucking "You falsified the Change Control Log" thing has me STEAMED today.

People who blame me of dishonest maneuvers, really peeve me because I've dedicated my entire consulting life to honest and real data and record keeping. This is like accusing a 20 year accountant of cooking books.

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Im gunna hafta say that the tail gaters in the mornin on my way to work piss me off. Its stop and go for my whole 15 mile commute, yet theres always someone behind me who doesnt seem to be able to see the pattern. The whole way theyll be 2 feet off my bumper at speed then when traffic stops its all they can do to keep from hittin me. The fact that Im tired and grumpy doesnt help the situation, but theyre still lucky that I usually dont have the time for an accident, cuz if I did Id stand on my brake pedal and get a nice new rear bumper on their dollar.

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eg6sir

highway gets it.. those motherfuckers really piss me off.. but its not only the hwy.. regular streets too.. they get a downshift from 5th to 3rd most of the time.. with no brake.. haha

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clients who decide on thursday afternoon that they want a do-over of something i've been working on all week for a monday go-live.

thanks for the 1 fucking day notice.

i casually deleted their email.

Aleaf.CRX

I HATE mouth noises with a fucking passion. You know when your dog walks over to the water bowl.... then...... glop glop glop. It makes me so mad, I don't know why. And Carl's Jr. (Hardee's) Commercials. And that kid that always sat behind you in class in school and chewed his gum like a cow munching cud.

BodyDroppedNikes

the eating/slurping noises gets my vote.

there is this guy that likes to sit at the lunch table me and some other co-worker friends of mine eat at and he slurps his food when he eats it. then when he talks. he talks with his mouth full of the food hes eating. i dont want to see what you are eating!! i doubt he was taught any type of table manners at all...

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90_EF_Hatch

When people poke me excessively. Like when they are trying to get your attention, and they just start poking you * poke poke poke poke poke poke poke* .... i have hit people for that, it pisses me off SO bad.

and when people go to fucking slow. Im not a fast driver most of the time. Im usually within 5mph of the speed limit. But if someone ahead of me is only going like 35 in a 40. It irritates the fuck out of me.

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hosmer

painters

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Battle Pope

LMAO hosmer I remember that shit

I voted eating noises. Somehow my younger brother has figured out how to eat without ever closing his mouth. It's stupifyingly irritating.

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Ohhhh yeah. I honk at people until they either 1. Pull over and let me by and get in behind me 2. go faster or 3. break check me then I pass them. I hate people that can't drive.

Furthermore, we get a lot of swerving here. I don't know about everywhere else. But I've come to the accurate conclusion that if you see someone swerving in front of you in Boise, Idaho, they're either drunk or asian.

2000Si

Other: Paging systems, horns and amps... I fucking hate them.

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What pisses me off is the lack of customer service people have now a days. You are bothering the people who are paid to help you?

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efhondakid

I was the only person to vote for the zombie shuffler? That pisses me off to no end.

And dacheat I couldnt rep you for the cheeto dumptruck supercrunch or I would.

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big suvs.

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90_EF_Hatch

Oh god, dont remind me ... i forgot about that!! tub girl is THE reason that when someone says "hey check out this cool link!" i say "fuck you !!!"

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kids on heelys rolling through stores, and the parents who dont kick their asses for doing it
people dragging their feet while walking
loud eating
people who fuck traffic up because they dont know how to fucking merge

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Bkkfarang

People asking for build advice for their project car , then dising you for truely good advice .
( Ie say they wont perform brake upgrades when adding power ) Stupid kids

dacheat

i'm afflicted with this, too - is why my dog's water dish is as far away from my living/walking space as possible.

yeah i actually held up a hand to block the view on a coworker a few months back, he kinda got the message..he's still pretty terrible.



story or link to it??

here in MN it is usually some dumb bitch cramming food into her mouth (like the lady in her ford contour today that got the and pass from me today. she couldn't keep that shit on the road for all of the digging in the center console for whatever had her mouth overflowing at the time i passed her. then she got the look which i know was wasted on her cluelessness.

yeah zombie shuffling kills me - most when it is a nice quiet kind of day or a long echochamber hallway. ps thanks for the virtua-rep

story?? a description will do, i'm pretty sure i don't need to see it myself

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90_EF_Hatch

just think girls in tubs covered with horrendous SHIT and other such things

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I am field tech, I hate people who can't use a fucking screw driver to check something or to do a simple fix. They can't do this over the phone so I have to drive out there to do something simple. If I was paid by the job and not salary I wouldn't care. I have done several service calls to plug equipment in. I am like seriously when the equipment won't run you can't even see if its plugged in.

Another thing is when a moose runs in front of you in the highway, causing me to slam my brakes on just missing this massive creature. I would not want to hit one.

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oneofakinduserid

i have a few to add to the list:
1.) Being interrupted.
2.) People that pull out in front of you in traffic when you're the last car coming, only to slam on brakes when they get to the next left turn.
3.) Girls that bitch about guys not leaving the toilet seat down, it's just as easy for us to put the shit back down, no need for world war 3.
4.) This is work related, I run receiving in a warehouse with strict appointment rules and procedures. I HATE it when the brochers/dispatchers try to slide a trailer in with no appointment, and then lie and say they've been trying to call for an appointment. Grr.. makes me want to hit them in the forehead with a spoon.

newb

I just thought of another one. I developed this during my time doing production work in machine shops. To move large quantities of parts you need to have some amount of organization, or you at least need to be able to keep finished parts seperate from parts in process. Most ppl do that by keepin em in two different piles. That brings me to my pet peeve, ppl who cant put shit back where they got it. When someone comes to look at the parts your workin on (in most cases its someone who doesnt even know what theyre lokin at) when theyre done they have the option of setting the part in 2 places that are maybe 6 inches apart. It baffles me how 95% of the time they miss their 50% chance of gettin the right pile. Its not really a big deal until you get all done, change your machine setup, clean up a lil, then realize that one of the parts is not done.

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SlushboxTeggy

People who aren't generally considerate of other people while driving. EX- Turning from the middle of the lane so no one can get by you. Making me pass you on the right because you feel like doing 75 in the fast lane, people that come to almost a dead stop before turning (terrible in South Jersey/Phili area), people who stop at a merge... It's not a yield, it's a fucking merge (Cause of my first accident, dude in front of me stopped, I stop behind him, Cadillac behind me didn't). And last, when I'm in the fast lane doing 85ish and an SUV or van comes up so fast that I barely have time to get right, then as they pass (at 90-100mph) I see Aladdin playing in the back for the guy's 3 kids who aren't buckled in.

People who bring babies to restaurants. There are a few children I have seen that actually are very well behaved but if there is a chance of your kid crying, leave them with a babysitter or stay home all together. And parents who let their kids "play" in a restaurant. Discipline your fucking kids, a restaurant is not the place for them to play. And the last one for restaurants, when 6 people sit down at my biggest table, the 2 babies have cheerios, one adult isn't eating, one is having a side salad, and 2 are getting real meals. So you just took my biggest table, and the bill might be forty bucks? Let your kids run around the restaurant some more, I just sprinkled AIDS on the floor and I'm tripping them when they run by.

Last one I can think of, when people at the gym take a very purpose built machine and use it for something completely else. EX- my brother was at the gym the other day and had to do squats. He goes to the one cage they have (they have machines but it's different) and a dude has dragged a flat bench over and is doing a bench press with next to no weight, without full extension either way, and is taking his sweet ass time in between sets.

The all encompassing thing in all the things that piss me off is a general lack of caring for anyone else but yourself. Your not fucking cool, your not fucking special, you're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world... just like everyone else. Now get off your pedestal before I kick it over and smash you in the head with it.

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