today's peeve: the fucking prissy women at work who push the handicap assist door opener to get into the bathroom. why it pisses me off: the door ratchets open really loud (not smooth at all) and then stays open for a good ten seconds -- so everyone outside of the bathroom gets a good idea of what's going on inside the echo chamber, also smells get their chance to come out and infiltrate the workspace. my cube is within 100 feet of said door, and only the women do it - the men's bathroom has the same f@(!)~+#@ button but they never use it (thank god).
the best part??? the prissy bitches think they're not getting their hands dirty pushing the door open. their logic goes like this: "oh, i'll push this button because i'm clever and i'll dodge all of the germs on the icky bathroom door!"
i got news for you, honeys: ALL YOU BITCHES ARE PUSHING THE BUTTON!!
me, i do the kickstep on the door down at the bottom: it is quiet, and the shoe does the work. stupid bitches.
I have a corporate account through UPS and we are not "supposed" to have a contract with Sprint/Nextel. When I signed up years ago I got one for a year, then years later I got another for a year when I changed my rate plan and got a new phone. Nowadays I just look for phones that no one wants or buy a used phone because I am NOT, even though I don't plan on going anywhere else, renewing my stinkin' contract! Paying full price sucks a badgers testicle too.
to all of that.
