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this is an ex of mine who still goes out of his way to make names and talk to me... here's the highlights...
******: just saw a girl on this site that had boobs looked JUST like yours ******: so i thought id say hi Black Widow g2: well, enjoy your porn time. see ya. ******: um ok ...more drivel is here in the middle, but i took out the most part of it, cuz it's just not really pertinent... ******: have u gotten laid sinc eme? Black Widow g2: yes ******: oooh ******: who Black Widow g2: haha you don't know her ******: HER!? Black Widow g2: yes. her. ******: damn you i told u if you ever did that again i wanted to watch Black Widow g2: well, i guess you missed out. ...then i told him to make his new girlfriend do it for him... ******: she doesnt give head either BWAHAHAHA. sorry... thought i'd share... if it sucks... oh well. lol i'm bored. __________________
<span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\"><span style=\"color:black\">..::Bl<span style=\"color:red\">a</span><span style=\"color:black\">ck Wi</span><span style=\"color:red\">d</span><span style=\"color:black\">ow g</span><span style=\"color:red\">2</span><span style=\"color:black\">::..</span> <span style=\"color:gray\">swapped~&~ dropped 90 integra LS ~ B16A</span></span></span></span> <span style=\"color:gray\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\">··¤(`×[¤<span style=\"color:red\"><span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\">if you don't like oral sex, shut your mouth!<span style=\"color:gray\">¤]×´)¤··</span></span></span></span></span> |
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I'll be back...
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Rancho Cucamonga - UTI
Age: 26
Posts: 5,072
iTrader: 1 / 100%
Ride: 06 Mazda 5, 91 Civic DX
Rep Power: 156
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...in all honesty, it just that he can't turn her on enough to do it...i know so many girls who said "only when i get married"...and no not cuz they gave me head, i'm not a male slut like a lot of you fuckers on here ![]() __________________
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seriously though... giving head (if you know how) is one of the BEST ways to make him smile.
hell, it's great for quickie moments... or in the car... you know? it's easy to clean up after... and it's even better if she swallows... no disposal needed. it's the on the go pleasure for him... and that's why it's so fucking great. if i were a guy, i'd say 'well, i don't give head to you then, you uppity bitch' as i slapped her out of my car and let her hit the curb and speed off. ...seriously... i can understand not sleeping with the guy till your married, or later on in the relationship, but COME ON... a simple blow job once in a while? what's the big deal, bitch? __________________
<span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\"><span style=\"color:black\">..::Bl<span style=\"color:red\">a</span><span style=\"color:black\">ck Wi</span><span style=\"color:red\">d</span><span style=\"color:black\">ow g</span><span style=\"color:red\">2</span><span style=\"color:black\">::..</span> <span style=\"color:gray\">swapped~&~ dropped 90 integra LS ~ B16A</span></span></span></span> <span style=\"color:gray\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\">··¤(`×[¤<span style=\"color:red\"><span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\">if you don't like oral sex, shut your mouth!<span style=\"color:gray\">¤]×´)¤··</span></span></span></span></span> |
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learning in progress
Join Date: Feb 2003
Age: 27
Posts: 5,742
iTrader: 4 / 100%
Ride: 00' Montero sport, 99' lsv civic
Rep Power: 93
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will you marry me......lol...just kidding
next time you give a guy head hum the smurfs song he will def have a smile and you a nice present in your mouth lol __________________
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...and if i wasn't already married... i probably wouldn't marry you anyway... because well, i don't know you. :P __________________
<span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\"><span style=\"color:black\">..::Bl<span style=\"color:red\">a</span><span style=\"color:black\">ck Wi</span><span style=\"color:red\">d</span><span style=\"color:black\">ow g</span><span style=\"color:red\">2</span><span style=\"color:black\">::..</span> <span style=\"color:gray\">swapped~&~ dropped 90 integra LS ~ B16A</span></span></span></span> <span style=\"color:gray\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\">··¤(`×[¤<span style=\"color:red\"><span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\">if you don't like oral sex, shut your mouth!<span style=\"color:gray\">¤]×´)¤··</span></span></span></span></span> |
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TTIWWOP
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: 845 Area, NY
Age: 29
Posts: 15,381
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda
Rep Power: 411
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LMFAO
i'd like to take this time to once again thank you for sharing such personal details of your life... lol head = good, i concur humming the smurfs song??? uhm... someone has some fantasies that never got addressed during adolescence(sp?)... on the go pleasure, lmao as someone else on here said, its the silence that really brings the smile, not the getting the rocks off... and sounds like you love to lick cooters eh? if you ever do that AGAIN lol oh, and your ex sounds like a real dick hole... but gave me a good laugh why would you hide this tards identity? it would be a lot more fun if we could all write him... and where's this chick that has boobs just like yours??? strictly for research of course Quote:
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well, because he enjoys revenge. i'd love for you all to go give him hell... but, i'm not that way, maybe i'm better than him for that, or worse... but who cares. there was more to the conversation... i'm really wondering why he'd go out of his way to make another name specifically to sign on and tell me 'this girls' boobs look just like yours' when he complained that they were 'too small' for his liking, and he thought i was such a slut. but then i'm rambling... he's an ex, he's a fucking asshat, and i don't give a shit anymore.
feminists? ew. love me? even worse. fuck feminists. fuck women. hell, that's what i do. sure i love to lick a cooter, but i didn't in this particular case. i was lying about it, and i just wanted to make him feel like the stupid fool he is... and is it really the silence, cuz from what i hear, the louder the moan the better... :P__________________
<span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\"><span style=\"color:black\">..::Bl<span style=\"color:red\">a</span><span style=\"color:black\">ck Wi</span><span style=\"color:red\">d</span><span style=\"color:black\">ow g</span><span style=\"color:red\">2</span><span style=\"color:black\">::..</span> <span style=\"color:gray\">swapped~&~ dropped 90 integra LS ~ B16A</span></span></span></span> <span style=\"color:gray\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;line-height:100%\">··¤(`×[¤<span style=\"color:red\"><span style=\"font-family:Tahoma\">if you don't like oral sex, shut your mouth!<span style=\"color:gray\">¤]×´)¤··</span></span></span></span></span> |
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The Trisexual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The asshole of the USA, New Jersey
Age: 22
Posts: 8,874
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 2007 Civic, 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee
Rep Power: 122
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You would be my best "girl" friend if you lived on this side of the US. You have to be the most open, coolest female I've ever....ehh talked (listened, wrote...whatever) to.
And a girl who likes to give roadhead is defenitly a keeper. I usually have to argue for like 2 minutes before she finally agrees. I actually think I like it better quiet, if I'm in the car I'll lower the music a little, I dunno maybe it's just me. Humming?? Come on, that is not a turn on, just funny as hell. __________________
DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH QUESTIONS!!! Current Rides 1992 Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab Previous 1992 Civic DX Hatch = 1994 B18B1 Turbo Rebuilt Garrett .60/.48 T3, log style mani and DIY downpipe, DSM 440's, kteller IC piping, JRC Intercooler, Home Depot style oil lines, HKS BOV, Crome Tuned, 253whp 1994 Civic VX Hatch, 1992 b18a1 swap 1993 Civic CX Hatch, 2000 B18b1 |
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TTIWWOP
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: 845 Area, NY
Age: 29
Posts: 15,381
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda
Rep Power: 411
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eh, fuck the moaning, its the sucking/popping/air rushing sound when you got a good hover type chick... real nice if she gets it going with the beat of the tunes you got on...
lol had a chick in college and my roomate always told me how he could.... well thats prob better left off the boards here... lying to make him feel stupid nice lol seems like you got a little vindictive streak running through you... and i got my lady friend saying cooter now lmfao i even tell her she's saying it wrong... why you ask? cause then she says it over and over again... Quote:
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I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby. |
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well, thanks for the compliments, yes, i'm vindictive... only to people who slander me and say shit about me that isn't true to EVERYONE and they come tell me, and when i confront him, he lies? wtf. anyway... i HAVE been with a girl, and i have gotten laid since him, he just doesn't know who... and that's all that matters to me. hahaha. and yes, i get a sick pleasure out of hearing you guys tell me what a fucking asshat he is.
civic- yea, i'm pretty open because to be honest, love me, hate me, don't care, i'm just me. and i really think that my life isn't something to keep so private, well, some of it of course. but, i just don't really mind what people think about it. and, thanks. ![]() recked- when i mentioned the moaning thing, it wasn't in relation to the head stuff. it was for the 'other' fun stuff. if there's something i learned: it's impolite to talk with your mouth full' and that includes fellatio. i do hear that the slurping and stuff is hot. but of course... and even better is when she looks up at you innocently like some little girl with a devilish side... yes? or when she has pigtails... HAHAHA ok. i'm gonna stop now. __________________
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TTIWWOP
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: 845 Area, NY
Age: 29
Posts: 15,381
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 90 z6-t hatch, 94 Bagged S10, 91 Lifted Mazda
Rep Power: 411
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hmm, direct eye contact is a big plus...
pigtails? eh, i thought thats what ears are for :P __________________
I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby. |
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long hair in pigtails > ears
HANDLEBARS! __________________
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Southern California
Age: 29
Posts: 1,613
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 94 Integra GSR
Rep Power: 31
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1994 Acura Integra GSR Power: AEM V2 Cold Air Intake GReddy 4-2-1 Header GReddy Evo 2 Exhaust Suspension: Tanabe Sustec Pro S-0C |
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The Trisexual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The asshole of the USA, New Jersey
Age: 22
Posts: 8,874
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 2007 Civic, 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee
Rep Power: 122
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I personally am not a fan of the eye contact, kinda makes me feel weird but always gets a smile at of me.
Pigtails, any thing to hold onto a little is always good. __________________
DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH QUESTIONS!!! Current Rides 1992 Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab Previous 1992 Civic DX Hatch = 1994 B18B1 Turbo Rebuilt Garrett .60/.48 T3, log style mani and DIY downpipe, DSM 440's, kteller IC piping, JRC Intercooler, Home Depot style oil lines, HKS BOV, Crome Tuned, 253whp 1994 Civic VX Hatch, 1992 b18a1 swap 1993 Civic CX Hatch, 2000 B18b1 |
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Bloody Hell, interesting subject tonight...
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road head is the best.
i just love banging through the gears while she's servicing my member. lol my 2 most favorite things at once.__________________
'95 Prelude SE AEM Intake, DC Sports Header & Cat-back, Exedy Stage 1 clutch, Fidanza lightweight flywheel. 9.734 @ 72.913 MPH (1/8th) |
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The Trisexual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The asshole of the USA, New Jersey
Age: 22
Posts: 8,874
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: 2007 Civic, 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee
Rep Power: 122
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thats the only time I wish I had a auto.
I had this girl that did it every time we got in the car, I was about to buy an auto car just because of her. Stick+head+traffic= Pleasurable Raging Frustration __________________
DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH QUESTIONS!!! Current Rides 1992 Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab Previous 1992 Civic DX Hatch = 1994 B18B1 Turbo Rebuilt Garrett .60/.48 T3, log style mani and DIY downpipe, DSM 440's, kteller IC piping, JRC Intercooler, Home Depot style oil lines, HKS BOV, Crome Tuned, 253whp 1994 Civic VX Hatch, 1992 b18a1 swap 1993 Civic CX Hatch, 2000 B18b1 |
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learning in progress
Join Date: Feb 2003
Age: 27
Posts: 5,742
iTrader: 4 / 100%
Ride: 00' Montero sport, 99' lsv civic
Rep Power: 93
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well alot has happened since i got home from work........how are you doing baby i missed you on the ride home....lol.......my little star********
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Spokane, WA
Age: 24
Posts: 2,774
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Ride: RPS-13
Rep Power: 48
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pshhh, misti cant marry any of you, we all know shes gonna move up to washinton and marry me
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![]() you guys are great. __________________
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Running on two cylinders
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southbridge, MA
Age: 25
Posts: 18,155
iTrader: 1 / 100%
Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Lancer RPW E5 Coupe
Rep Power: 337
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nah, id think shed come to mass and marry me.
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Looking for another 92 hatch back to put a ***** engine into it... |
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